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Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kingra on 2005-08-04 at 17:01:22

I jump off a cliff and land on Kellimus. (Damn you for posting before me)

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Staredit.Net Essence on 2005-08-04 at 17:02:45

Kingra the crab comes and gobbles you up for killing his master!

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kingra on 2005-08-04 at 17:04:12

Kellimus dies humilliatingly for calling Kingra a crab.

Report, edit, etc...Posted by warhammer40000 on 2005-08-04 at 17:44:22

Kingra got in a huge battle with charizard, even though it seems a huge charizard could be a little crab, charizard was weakened by his water powers! But then pikachu and his gang came flying in and zapto-beamed him. The End.

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Staredit.Net Essence on 2005-08-04 at 17:46:45

War thrashed his skull by rocking to Zeppelin

Report, edit, etc...Posted by warhammer40000 on 2005-08-04 at 17:48:28

Thats how I want to die...

Kellimus exploded. Twice.

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Staredit.Net Essence on 2005-08-04 at 17:51:35

I did? Wow! Must be an acheivment!

War... Left

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Ultimo on 2005-08-04 at 17:55:42

Kellimus was the biggest Harry Potter fan around. He promised to himself that he wouldn't spoil the Harry Potter and the Half-Blooded Prince, and wanted to experince it first hand. He unplugged his computer so he couldn't get the urge to read it. He avoided his favourite comic book store to make sure he didn't hear any spoilers. There was only a day left till he heard a major spoiler in the mall. His family found a note in his room saying "I have no reason to live now." Kellimus had comitted suicide. God Bless his Soul.

Report, edit, etc...Posted by warhammer40000 on 2005-08-04 at 18:33:58

Ultimo died

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Xeno on 2005-08-04 at 18:37:09

Warhammer's pelvis was broken by me with a hammer.
It became evident that his spirit was broken as well after he commited suicide.

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Staredit.Net Essence on 2005-08-04 at 18:38:56

QUOTE(Ultimo @ Aug 4 2005, 02:55 PM)

Blech! Harry Potter disgusts me.

Xeno dies from a brain anurism because he couldn't watch Aliens

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Lisk on 2005-08-04 at 18:39:23

A chestbusted will crack Xeno's chest open

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Xeno on 2005-08-04 at 18:40:08

Lisk killed himself after finding out that he posted a moment too late.

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Staredit.Net Essence on 2005-08-04 at 18:44:27

Fell asleep to Aliens and didn't realize they were real

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Ultimo on 2005-08-04 at 18:46:51

Died from the wrath of God's foot.

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Staredit.Net Essence on 2005-08-04 at 19:02:40

Doesn't believe in god so avoids his foot and smashes Ultimo in the face with a Kiss Axe Guitar, imediatly killing him. Then intimidates Gene Simmons with the tounge thing

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kingra on 2005-08-04 at 19:05:14

A Drunk Wrestler smashes all Kellimus's bones and rips him apart.

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Ultimo on 2005-08-04 at 19:05:34

All the bones reform into some sort of skeletal monster and eat Kingra.

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Urmom(U) on 2005-08-04 at 19:07:00

the mcdonalds man rapes ultimo and puts him in a food processor and makes burgers out of him and fries out of his fingers.

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Staredit.Net Essence on 2005-08-04 at 19:07:57

The skeleton of Kellimus eats urmom and ronald, and then screams "ONLY KING DONWANO CAN KILL ME! MUHAHAHAHAH!"

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Ultimo on 2005-08-04 at 19:09:08

smashs Kellimus' head with an oversized mallet.

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Staredit.Net Essence on 2005-08-04 at 19:09:36

Reforms and gobbles up Ultimo

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kingra on 2005-08-04 at 19:12:42

Crap, can't kill a skeleton.

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Ultimo on 2005-08-04 at 19:13:45

summons Skeletal Kellimus to eat Kingra.

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Staredit.Net Essence on 2005-08-04 at 19:14:41

East Kingra then continues to eat Ultimo and utters, "King Donwano shall destroy me! MUHAHAHAHAHA!!!! To bad he is banned! Muhahahahah!"

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