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Report, edit, etc...Posted by LegacyWeapon on 2005-11-02 at 05:49:22
Granted, but aliens from outer space come and eat us all.

I wish for something... good?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by notnuclearrabbit on 2005-11-02 at 06:35:23
[center]Granted, but I h4xxed teh dictionary and changed the meaning of 'good' to 'horrifically terrible'.

I wish people would stop trying to be me.[/center]
Report, edit, etc...Posted by lonely_duck on 2005-11-02 at 17:22:51
granted, but they all now want to annoy you.

I wish there was a zebra and protoss zealot hybrid.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Syphon on 2005-11-02 at 17:25:04
GRANTED, but it begs Riley tp kill it.

I wish I was my avatar.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kow on 2005-11-02 at 17:30:02
Granted, but you run out of battery.

I wish I knew what movie to watch.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Toothfariy on 2005-11-02 at 17:33:03
GRANTED but you never bother to watch any

i wish for fish
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kow on 2005-11-02 at 17:38:06
Granted, but that fish you wished for was on a dish which ditched you.

I wish I could rap.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Doodan on 2005-11-02 at 17:50:38
Granted. But no one takes you seriously.

I wish I had all 7 dragonballs
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Dr.Shotgun on 2005-11-02 at 18:09:53
Granted. But the dragonballs actually turn out to be dragon testicles that eat you.

I wish I had the power to distort reality to my will forever with no harmful side effects.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Raindodger on 2005-11-02 at 18:10:12
Granted, but you distort it so badly that everything turns into a plant and you got rid of the sun so we all die.

I wish my pringles werent old and moldy.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Oo.Insane.oO on 2005-11-02 at 18:11:34
Granted but than you remember you hate pringles

I wish that I had a goldfish
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kow on 2005-11-02 at 18:11:54
Granted. You constantly run into walls.

I wish I had something to do.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Oo.Insane.oO on 2005-11-02 at 18:13:09
Granted but than you get bored again

I wish I had the head of steel wallbash.gif
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Raindodger on 2005-11-02 at 18:13:17
Granted, but your head weights so much you tip over and break your neck.

I wish shotgun hadn't distorted reality.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Oo.Insane.oO on 2005-11-02 at 18:18:31
Granted but you realize reality is over rated

I wish for a hat
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Freedawk on 2005-11-02 at 18:19:00
Granted, but the hat would haev a hole.

I wish my fat friend didn't act wierd.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kow on 2005-11-02 at 18:21:39
Granted. He turns skinny.

I wish I was emo.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Raindodger on 2005-11-02 at 18:27:13
Granted but you become so extremely emo you slice your wrists.

I wish i had more candy.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Syphon on 2005-11-02 at 18:28:21
GRANTED, you get the diabettes.
I wish for a pony! w00t.gif
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kow on 2005-11-02 at 18:31:55
Granted. It's a midget pony, so nothing can ride it.

I wish... I had a wish.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Doodan on 2005-11-02 at 18:38:10
Granted. But you waste it on something dumb.

I wish the fat kid in my sig was an admin at SEN
Report, edit, etc...Posted by KrAzY on 2005-11-02 at 18:44:33
Granted, He's fat but used a diet, you should know.

I wish the person below me is DEAD!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by warhammer40000 on 2005-11-02 at 19:32:15
Granted, but warhammer posts faster than him and everyone dies.


I wish I had a bucket of cheese.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Staredit.Net Essence on 2005-11-02 at 19:34:35
granted. Have fun with the bucket of cheese.

I wish someone could close this thread.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by warhammer40000 on 2005-11-02 at 19:36:51
Granted, but that doesnt mean they do close it.

I wish i had a 3rd robotic arm.
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