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Report, edit, etc...Posted by Doodan on 2005-10-31 at 05:11:00
Syphon is abducted by a creepy old guy with this look on his face ---> tongue.gif

A week later he's found dead in a ditch.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by notnuclearrabbit on 2005-10-31 at 05:19:57
[center]Cops arrest Doodan for kidnapping and murdering Syphon. He's forced to live on an island with Abe Vigota. He kills himself with a Gilligal-esque improvised cocoanut explosive device.[/center]
Report, edit, etc...Posted by HorroR on 2005-10-31 at 11:19:33
Nuke has too many Budweisers at the party with me when we celebrated Yae's defeat....Both of us have too many beers, but Nuke died. I had a hell of a hangover the next day tongue.gif
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Doodan on 2005-10-31 at 13:13:47
Powerful Horror's hangover is so bad that I tell him he has to cross an invisible bridge across the Grand Canyon so he can go pee on Yae's body. AND HE BELIEVES ME! Of course, there was no bridge.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by HorroR on 2005-10-31 at 13:36:47
Doodan is shot by Count Chocula
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Syphon on 2005-10-31 at 16:20:28
I kidnap count chocula (AKA DeathKnight) And sick him on Powerful Horror, Count Chocula, being DK of course can't take powerful horror, so i shoot him.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Toothfariy on 2005-10-31 at 16:28:17
syphon got served. yawn.gif
Report, edit, etc...Posted by notnuclearrabbit on 2005-11-01 at 05:40:59
[center]I build a gigantic catapult and launch a flaming oil drum in the direction of Toothfairy. I actually miss and kill everyone he loved so he moves to a shack in the middle of a national forest and is never heard from again.
Noone knows for sure if he's actually dead.
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Report, edit, etc...Posted by Syphon on 2005-11-01 at 15:14:01
I rename so many of nukes topics he hunts me down. Of course I win our dramatic fight scene with a broadsword.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mr.Camo on 2005-11-01 at 22:43:33
Syphon gets whacked violently with a crystallized waffle laced with cyanide.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by notnuclearrabbit on 2005-11-02 at 06:29:38
[center]Camo's Fall Out Boy sig pwns everyone and everything to death.[/center]
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Doodan on 2005-11-02 at 07:18:47
nuclearrabbit is overtaken by norbish Broly fans.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by notnuclearrabbit on 2005-11-02 at 07:40:08
[center]Doodan's taking a walk one day when he notices a red piece of paper on the ground. I don't have anything to fill this story with so I'll just type like this, and expect noone to notice. I really hate pencils. You have to go through the trouble of sharpening them, then they get dull again after only a few sentances. What's the point? Pens own pencils so much. Although, pens do have their disadvantages. Ever get a pen that has ink but just refuses to work? God, I just hate that. By now I should have a pretty well developed way to kill Doodan, so I'll add an ending line. The gargantuan buttery beast rose up from the foot of his bed and dropped a large bucket of fried chicken on Doodan.
The end.
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Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kow on 2005-11-02 at 18:25:34
A black man eats nuke.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Syphon on 2005-11-02 at 18:26:29
An asian man eats kow. Yep he's just that small. THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID! OH!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kow on 2005-11-02 at 18:31:00
You're just jealous.

A... uhh... CANADIAN eats syphon
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Doodan on 2005-11-02 at 18:38:53
A Klingon eats Kow.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kow on 2005-11-02 at 18:45:50
A kamikaze pilot crashes into Doodan's fat kid, asploding the body and large pieces of lard are flugh at doodan. One lodges in his throat and chokes him.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Oo.Turin.oO on 2005-11-02 at 19:40:33
Doodan's ghost comes back and kills Kow for a second time via Decapitation with a spork.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Voyager7456(MM) on 2005-11-02 at 19:45:12
Veritserum dies when he realizes, infact milk will not be made available, due to a cow shortage.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by HorroR on 2005-11-02 at 19:48:11
Voyager is decapitated by Ninja Egg
Report, edit, etc...Posted by notnuclearrabbit on 2005-11-02 at 21:35:28
[center]Massage gone wrong.[/center]
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Teck on 2005-11-02 at 22:22:25
nuclearrabbit goes to canada...
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Wilhelm on 2005-11-02 at 22:32:26
Teck dies from having terrible taste in "music".
Report, edit, etc...Posted by notnuclearrabbit on 2005-11-02 at 22:33:46
[center]I agree with Wilhelm... so he must die.[/center]
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