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Report, edit, etc...Posted by Syphon on 2005-11-08 at 23:37:19
Me and mr.peanut gang up and roast mr.x
Report, edit, etc...Posted by RedNara on 2005-11-08 at 23:41:09
sypon dies.. while farting to much....
Report, edit, etc...Posted by FrezZ on 2005-11-09 at 03:22:46
BoyScout attempts to hang himself, but the slipknot fails ( should have been paying attention to the squad master wink.gif ) , in the ensueing fall he brakes his neck, paralizing himself from the neck down.

He lies on the floow starring at naked pictures of his mom ( His Dad was a photographer and had them hanging in the basement drying after developing them himself at home, for those of you who started to have sick mental images of BoyScout snapping secret photos of his mom and hanging them on his wall . . . ) before he finally dies of dehydration.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Doodan on 2005-11-09 at 03:40:23
FrezZ dies of an anyurism (spell?) while taking a crap.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Sie_Sayoka on 2005-11-09 at 05:00:08
doodan dies of a horrible consipation. apparently he tried to plug up like a bear.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Voyager7456(MM) on 2005-11-09 at 06:58:05
Sie_Sayoka should have known that even if it isn't loaded, you can still get your nose caught in it.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by RedNara on 2005-11-09 at 10:14:51
Voyager7456(MM) comp blew up and a piece of metal flew into his eye and he dies....
Report, edit, etc...Posted by FrezZ on 2005-11-09 at 12:15:16
Sie_Sayoka Dies after drinking 10 bottles of vodka strait.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Doodan on 2005-11-09 at 13:02:11
FrezZ dies from a castration gone awry.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by FrezZ on 2005-11-09 at 13:57:09
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Doodan is experimented on by nazis . . . . . .
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Voyager7456(MM) on 2005-11-09 at 14:59:34
FrezZ dies when the first sucessful head-removeoctomy operation was preformed.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by FrezZ on 2005-11-09 at 15:09:10
From the sound of that my brain would still be alive and just my body would be dead . . . cool im a cyborg now? biggrin.gif .

Voyager7456(MM) is suffocated to death during sex with a fat chick.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by RedNara on 2005-11-09 at 20:56:42
FrezZ is killed by the girl during sex becuase she just felt like it...
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Doodan on 2005-11-09 at 22:15:15
Boyscout is killed by the registered sex offender scout master.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Oo.Turin.oO on 2005-11-09 at 22:22:48
Buzz Lightyear uses his blinking lazer to melt doodan's head off.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by FrezZ on 2005-11-10 at 00:55:35
The guy in your avatar is called Dark Helmet right?, well anyways . . .

Dark Helmet comes to visit, you both decide to head butt, just he forgot to take off his helmet and during the resulting concution you die after falling asleep and not being woken up.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by RedNara on 2005-11-10 at 01:10:23
UFO comes and zap FrezZ
Report, edit, etc...Posted by notnuclearrabbit on 2005-11-10 at 01:21:52
[center]BoyScout licked a frozen pole... with sexy results.[/center]
Report, edit, etc...Posted by RedNara on 2005-11-10 at 01:27:21
nuclearrabbit got nuked by a sc ghost blink.gif (coolest way of dieing tongue.gif)
Report, edit, etc...Posted by FrezZ on 2005-11-10 at 02:11:01
Infested Kerrigan rapes BoyScout to death. . . . .
Report, edit, etc...Posted by RedNara on 2005-11-10 at 02:13:12
barney rapes FrezZ to death......
Report, edit, etc...Posted by notnuclearrabbit on 2005-11-10 at 02:13:50
[center]Tornado + HCl factory... You do the math.[/center]
Report, edit, etc...Posted by FrezZ on 2005-11-10 at 02:15:05
Nuclearrabbit is bitten by a rabbid rabbit, he suqentually dies.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by notnuclearrabbit on 2005-11-10 at 02:17:18
[center]I bit myself before... didn't die.

FrezZzzzzz falls asleep in the shower.
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Report, edit, etc...Posted by Doodan on 2005-11-10 at 02:41:33
nuclearrabbit kills himself out of envy cuz I got the 2000th post in this topic! YAY!!!
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