OK everyone, listen up! I'm reopening this topic, 'cause it's way better thanh what Mr. Camo did!

Anyway, here's Teh Rules:
1) Put quotes around it "when you are speaking" and asterisks *when you do something*
2) List your attributes
3) Just because someone isn't your ally doesn't mean they are your enemy
4) You CANNOT have some type of soldiers, Zerg, etc. fight FOR you
My attributes, for the lazy:
Black neosteel helmet, boots, and armor
Stims, parachute, Cloak, Lockdown, MediPack/RepairPack
Box containing: Knife, Frag Grenades, Colt Pistol, Handheld Laser
Nightvision/Heatseeking/Infrared/Scope Goggles
C10 Canister Rifle
Radio to call in Air Strike, Nuke, or any type of Chaos Army ship or tank (just not reinforcements).