Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kow on 2005-11-02 at 19:41:20
Granted. The robotic arm realises it's more intelligent than you and rebels. You have but two arms now.
I wish I had more jujubees
I wish I had more jujubees
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Oo.Insane.oO on 2005-11-02 at 20:01:15
Granted but you get one stuck in your throat and die
I wish I had some Kool-Aid
I wish I had some Kool-Aid
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Voyager7456(MM) on 2005-11-02 at 20:03:03
Granted, the Kool-Aid man hunts you down and kills you for drinking his brother.
I wish I knew the answer.
I wish I knew the answer.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kow on 2005-11-02 at 20:21:59
Granted. The answer you seeked is so utterly complex that you can not fathom it and explode.
I wish I had a hug.
I wish I had a hug.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by brutetal on 2005-11-02 at 20:24:25
Granted, but you hug Bigfoot and the he squishes you!
I wish I am a Spartan Super Soldier!
I wish I am a Spartan Super Soldier!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by KrAzY on 2005-11-02 at 20:28:12
Granted, but you're not Spartan 117, Spartan 666, 777 nor 1337. And died in the first battle.
I wish the person below me is a pieace of HAM.
I wish the person below me is a pieace of HAM.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Dr.Shotgun on 2005-11-02 at 20:31:07
Granted, but only for half of a microsecond.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by notnuclearrabbit on 2005-11-02 at 21:39:15
[center]Granted, nothing happens becaue you didn't wish for anything.
I wish lima beans were explosive.[/center]
I wish lima beans were explosive.[/center]
Report, edit, etc...Posted by glytchur on 2005-11-02 at 21:39:35
GRANTED, but guess what your moms fixing for dinner!
i wish i could get any song i wanted...
i wish i could get any song i wanted...
Report, edit, etc...Posted by notnuclearrabbit on 2005-11-02 at 21:41:33
[center]Granted, but you edited your post.
I wish I was Rick James for a day.[/center]
I wish I was Rick James for a day.[/center]
Report, edit, etc...Posted by glytchur on 2005-11-02 at 21:43:12
GRANTED, but you didnt get to call any1 a biznitch...
i wish i had a geenie...
i wish i had a geenie...
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Oo.Insane.oO on 2005-11-02 at 21:44:52
Granted but he doesnt obey you.
I wish I had some ham
I wish I had some ham
Report, edit, etc...Posted by notnuclearrabbit on 2005-11-02 at 21:45:59
[center]Granted, but you have to kill then mutilate the pig yourself.
I wish I had a 70 foot tall catapult in my backyard, and had plenty of ammunition to fire.[/center]
I wish I had a 70 foot tall catapult in my backyard, and had plenty of ammunition to fire.[/center]
Report, edit, etc...Posted by glytchur on 2005-11-02 at 21:46:27
GRANTED, but it eats you...
i wish i didnt have to edit every post because nuclear keeps posting before i can...
i wish i didnt have to edit every post because nuclear keeps posting before i can...
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Wilhelm on 2005-11-02 at 21:46:35
Granted. You are shot in the face, making it impossible for you to post in the first place.
I wish I could still fly.
I wish I could still fly.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by glytchur on 2005-11-02 at 21:48:09
GRANTED, you crash... again
i wish... lol... i wish every food was caffeinated...
i wish... lol... i wish every food was caffeinated...
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Wilhelm on 2005-11-02 at 21:48:47
Granted. You die of a caffeine overdose on Thanksgivings Day.
I wish glytcher was less... ugly.
I wish glytcher was less... ugly.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by notnuclearrabbit on 2005-11-02 at 22:10:06
[center]Granted, but he stays horrific.
I wish everyone I deemed sucktastic would die.[/center]
I wish everyone I deemed sucktastic would die.[/center]
Report, edit, etc...Posted by O)FaRTy1billion on 2005-11-02 at 22:11:36
Granted. But then everyone on this planet dies, and you get lonely. Then you blow yourself up.
I wish I didn't eat that M&M
I have no more..
I wish I didn't eat that M&M
I have no more..Report, edit, etc...Posted by notnuclearrabbit on 2005-11-02 at 22:13:20
[center]Granted, but something happens that you didn't plan on.
I wish nothing.[/center]
I wish nothing.[/center]
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Wilhelm on 2005-11-02 at 22:13:32
Granted, but you end up dropping it into the toilet and never get it back.
I wish my wish had a happy ending.
I wish my wish had a happy ending.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by glytchur on 2005-11-02 at 22:16:51
GRANTED, but a fridge randomly falls on you...
i wish i had one of the novelty beer hats filled with a bawls and cherry coke mixture!
i wish i had one of the novelty beer hats filled with a bawls and cherry coke mixture!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mr.Camo on 2005-11-02 at 22:53:04
Granted, but it has cyanide in it.
I wish I could have all the Fall Out Boy band dudes signatures.
I wish I could have all the Fall Out Boy band dudes signatures.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by KrAzY on 2005-11-02 at 23:02:04
Granted, but they turn out to be lame.
I wish the next person is nuclearrabit!
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I wish the next person is nuclearrabit!
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Report, edit, etc...Posted by notnuclearrabbit on 2005-11-02 at 23:04:16
[center]Tried to be granted, but 56k doesn't cut it.
I wish salmon would rain from the sky.[/center]
I wish salmon would rain from the sky.[/center]