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Report, edit, etc...Posted by Wilhelm on 2006-05-28 at 10:45:33
You aren't... I'M BATMAN

What if you idiots started actually answering each other's posts and stopped asking "what if I cared" as your what if?

Seriously, don't repeat what if's. It's annoying and makes the topic repetition. Now...

What if you made a tuna fish sandwich and went to take a bite out of it, but then tiny crazy mutant monkeys jumped onto your face from inside the sandwich and ate your nose?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mp)7-7 on 2006-05-28 at 11:00:26
I would kick their arse


What if School was three hours long and only 4 times a week and only 50 days a year and we learned everything so easily and didnt have to go after 4th grade?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Voyager7456(MM) on 2006-05-28 at 11:28:22
Life would be perfect.

What if the guy on the Scrubbing Bubbles can was real and also had access to a large military force?

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Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mp)7-7 on 2006-05-28 at 11:39:44
I would be afraid of bubbles!


What if the Beatles were actually beatles? (the bug)
Report, edit, etc...Posted by JordanN_3335 on 2006-05-28 at 12:48:44
Then there throraxes would click and there antratortipises would make you cry.
And when there gona do it with a girl beetle there vandrin tubes would breal off afterwards.

What if they discovered a new virus were your Hands keep growing at an enormous rate unless people keep giving you money to end the swelling.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by XrPLeon on 2006-05-28 at 13:51:51
Then we'd be rich, several-handed illegitimate childs.


What if underpants were made of triple folded steel?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Falcon_A on 2006-05-28 at 14:44:45
f**k you.

what if they werent?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Wilhelm on 2006-05-28 at 15:16:12
Then your brains would be plastered all over the wall from a blow to the head from my Elbows of Justice.

What if you guys stopped asking What if's that were simply inversions of the previous What if?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Voyager7456(MM) on 2006-05-28 at 15:40:19
The Earth would implode.

What if we didn't? (J/k)

What if it wasn't so freaking humid here?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Falcon_A on 2006-05-28 at 18:59:43
Then you'd be living in a place that makes you feel so cozy and soft inside.

What if I lived in HELLLLLLLLLLLLLL ?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by l)ark_13 on 2006-05-28 at 20:51:05
id be laughing at you n be like "hahahaha you SUCK"
but id be lying inlove.gif

what if i didn't have sex with that 50year old and get her pregnant?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Falcon_A on 2006-05-28 at 23:13:32
what the f**K ? You'd not be married to someone 30 years older than you.

What if I drove around my town with dead bodies in my trunk? (with the trunk open)
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mp)7-7 on 2006-05-29 at 15:58:36
You wouldn't get caught because all the damn pigs (cops) are at dunkin doghnuts!


What if cops were really pigs?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Falcon_A on 2006-05-29 at 23:00:00
I'd feel even better about eating bacon.

What if I was a magical ninja?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mp)7-7 on 2006-05-30 at 11:12:20
I would still be able to whoop you!


What if I wasnt able too?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by AshaMeD on 2006-05-30 at 11:28:27
Then I would woop him for you >_<

What if a Law Killer killed all the laws?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mp)7-7 on 2006-05-30 at 12:22:29
Because we would know about it!


What if school was fun?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by AshaMeD on 2006-05-30 at 13:12:32
I would be smart >_<

What if there was no summer break?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mp)7-7 on 2006-05-30 at 13:15:52
I would kill myself, j/k


What if school was 3 days long and summer break was a month long every 3 days of school? That would be saweet, - 3 school days - 30 free days - 3 school days - 30 free days - like that
Report, edit, etc...Posted by AshaMeD on 2006-05-30 at 13:43:57
All the teens that grow up to become part of the world... Would be stupid and the world would go into chaos... and probly get destroyed because the kids would be playing 2 much video games and only think that of the world!! >_<

-What if the USA was Communist...
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mp)7-7 on 2006-05-30 at 14:49:22
What if it wasnt?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by AshaMeD on 2006-05-30 at 15:03:22
We would be having wars in Iraq.... And.. Having war for "Freedom"

What if all the Ipods in the world broke!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mp)7-7 on 2006-05-30 at 15:04:58
Wouldnt be much different they always break, but I fixed like 7 already. ALl my friends paid me like 50 bucks each to do so and I did!


What if I made a building and fixed iPods for everyone, and sold iPods to?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by AshaMeD on 2006-05-30 at 15:14:55
The people.... And then get sued or somthing because... I dunno some law suit on big buildings that fix ipods...

What if you got sued for all your money and you had to move to a third world contry to work as a slave?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mp)7-7 on 2006-05-30 at 15:41:39
I woul rob a bank!


What if I robbed a bank?
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