I Kill syphons shadow which then makes syphon kill himself because he can't bear to live without his shadow.
shadow gets run over by a modded golf cart..... with lawnmower blades (ouch)
Sie_Sayoka slips on a banana peel and lands on the fork he was gonna use to clean the toaster.
Ants come and eats Doodan alive. Then his bones are put into a blender by some crazy old man.
The_Falc wakes up in a room, chained to a pipe, with another man in the room, they introduce each other and try to find a way to work out of the room...*cough*copyright infringement *cough* anyways, The_Falc severs his own leg to save his family by reaching for a gun which was to far for him to get when he was chained up, and shoots the other guy in the room. The_Falc escapes the room but it is suggested that he dies of extreme blood loss trying to find his way home.
plushcarpet dies from falling down the a flight of stairs
Tearshed dies from suffocating induced by his bag. Rogue_Phoenix dances around like a tap dancing rabbit and stands on nail. He suffers a slow and painfully as he bleeds to death.
Screwed is killed when he contracts an STD from his hand.
Screwed has an internal heart complosion. (Blows up, but fireyer.)
Syphon panics, resulting in heart failure.
Voyager dies because he didn't see Jaws before he went swimming.
Doodan gets gang raped by the teletubbies. Then put into the teletubbie toaster. Owned.
tearshed gets trampled on by a mob of harry potter fans headed to movie premiers
Tearshed gets trampled by a horde of potter fans running the other way after realising the movie sucked major.
Syphon gets kick in the balls to death because the horad of people wanted to take their anger out on him
Unfortuantly the horde of people are massively overpowered by me, and I hurl them at revan for thinknig such a thing.
unfortunately i can use the force and i stop them in mid air and use Force Lightning on Syphon!
DR spontaneously combusts.
Tearshed dies when the Brown Bag Special removes his helmet, and like Darth Vader, he cannot survive without his helmet.
[center]A plane lands on doodan.[/center]
Nuclearrabbit dies from his mother eating his legs and he loses to much blood then his dad comes in and bites of everything but his torso and up (yes those private parts too)