Norm dies from constipation.
Tearshed is killed by Syphon when he goes into a jealous rage cuz he killed norm instead of him.
A meteor hits Syphon's head at 300 km/ hour.
Norm was teh one that cast meteor on syphon, norm could do this because he still had 400hp left after explode and contipation attacks gG!
ADDITION: screwed was also hit by teh meteor cuz it was big
[center]Everyone but nuke gets hit by the meteor.[/center]
It turns out there is a nuclear fallout and everyone dies.
[center]...Except nuke.[/center]
Uses the force and drains the life out of Nuke!
Everytime DR uses the force he spontaneously combusts.
Pulls a Sephiroth and kill everyone in Tearshed's village...*throws tearshed in the fire*
[center]Falls in a big hole, but doesn't die for 3 weeks.[/center]
unfortunately theres a small tree and i grab on it and if flings me up and out of the hole.
Melts Nuke in a fireplace.
[center]I don't melt when exposed to flame, I explode!
You try to melt me, but get exploded.[/center]
Syphon dies when he tries to type his name with a rocketlauncher.
Doodan dies cuz the Fat Kid on his sig sits on him!
Darth-Reven dies when Obi-Wan-Kenobi sits on him!
Darth-Reven's ghost uses his lightsaber to chop Voyager to pieces
Norm attaches everyones soul (except his) to this post and deletes it
Reven's ghost comes back and does some "The Fog" shiz to Norm!!!
Breaks eyes with holy aura, then kicks in balls so hard DR dies of internal hemoraging.
<----goes on his D2 Paly and is 101% resistant to Holy, then uses Charge and kills Syphon
Darth-Raven dies from insanity when he realizes there is no holy resist in d2...
<----is so insane he kills Norm slowly by cutting each of Norm's internal organs out 1 at a time and waiting 30 mins to take out the next one.
DR got sat on by his mother. He didnt survive.