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Report, edit, etc...Posted by Syphon on 2005-11-21 at 21:58:20
A herd of visious XMeese trample voyager.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Cloud on 2005-11-21 at 22:00:14
Moosephon is caught in a crossfire in Iraq, Sadam acdidently shot him..rite in between the forhead..he didnt survive
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Doodan on 2005-11-21 at 22:39:40
Darth-REVEN gets run over by a reindeer.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by notnuclearrabbit on 2005-11-22 at 00:12:55
[center]I kill everyone, because I can't figure out who they are. With their stupid new usernames and everything.[/center]
Report, edit, etc...Posted by O)FaRTy1billion on 2005-11-22 at 00:16:25
wtf, you can't kill nuke.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Screwed on 2005-11-22 at 00:18:50
Nuclearrabbit gets hit by a car, becomes mentally retarded and then started eating cow dung. He dies from eating too much.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Syphon on 2005-11-22 at 15:20:27
But before she dies, her mentally retarded furry pizwns Screwed.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Doodan on 2005-11-22 at 16:28:13
Syphon (I'm still calling you that) doesn't come back from Dead Man's Curve.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Norm.gg on 2005-11-22 at 16:46:52
.load hax
.target others on this thread
:noobs targeted:
.kill
:killing sequence ON!!!!!!!!!1111shiftone
.ezpk
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Wilhelm on 2005-11-22 at 18:44:42
Norm is already dead.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Doodan on 2005-11-22 at 20:18:19
Wilhelm dies when he goes for a haircut and the barbor takes too much off the top.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Shapechanger on 2005-11-22 at 21:39:49
The fat kid in Doodan's siggy sits on him. A long and painful death pursues.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by notnuclearrabbit on 2005-11-22 at 22:12:50
[center]^Huffed Raid.^[/center]
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Doodan on 2005-11-22 at 22:16:52
^Knows what I did last summer... he must die^
Report, edit, etc...Posted by notnuclearrabbit on 2005-11-22 at 22:18:12
[center]Oh god, not the thing with the hot dog... I swear, I didn't see anything.

Doodan chokes on a 'hot dog'.[/center]
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Screwed on 2005-11-22 at 22:26:27
Nuclearrabbit chokes on a dog.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by notnuclearrabbit on 2005-11-22 at 22:27:40
[center]^Mauled by a polar bear... in the middle of summer... in the middle of a desert...^[/center]
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Syphon on 2005-11-22 at 23:01:59
^Mauled by a nuclear badger, in the middle of greenland.^
Report, edit, etc...Posted by notnuclearrabbit on 2005-11-22 at 23:11:09
[center]^Was a hemopheliac, but didn't know it. Went back in time, tried to become a pirate, failed and got scurvy. After the blood letting, died of blood loss. Refer to sentance #1.^[/center]
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Doodan on 2005-11-22 at 23:22:35
^Gets pwned by the House of Wax. Refer to title of topic^
Report, edit, etc...Posted by notnuclearrabbit on 2005-11-22 at 23:27:27
[center]Doodan was practicing for an upcoming test. He was studying the art of mime. He walks into the forest to get away from all noise and distractions. Standing under a large tree, he hears a thunderous *CRACK!*. The tree seems to have fallen on him...
I guess it does make a sound... kinda squishy.[/center]
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Doodan on 2005-11-22 at 23:31:43
^Since Nuke is above me, gravity pulls him down onto these things ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ and he dies of bloodloss^
Report, edit, etc...Posted by notnuclearrabbit on 2005-11-22 at 23:35:25
[center]My blood is actually a deadly nerve gas, thus Doodan is responsible for the deaths of millions of innocent people. I give im the antidode, just so he has to live with what he's done.[/center]
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Cloud on 2005-11-23 at 23:09:10
^ gets the hell kicked out of him by...yep you guessed it..Chuck Norris...pity he died.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Shapechanger on 2005-11-23 at 23:13:42
Darth-Reven dies after Chuck Noris realizes that he has been manipulated, yell 'Don't question Chuck Noris!', and roundhouse kicks his face in.
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