Report, edit, etc...Posted by Doodan on 2005-11-24 at 17:51:16
Jay_Spartan grows up to be emo and is killed by a bunch of football jocks.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Cloud on 2005-11-24 at 17:53:40
^ is K.O'ed from me using Force Scream
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Diggidoyo on 2005-11-24 at 18:34:03
Death-Reven Is murdered by the stinky cheese man
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Quake on 2005-11-24 at 19:35:54
Diggidoyo reads a book and a zwak juice box jumps up and stabs him with a straw. And then dies.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Cloud on 2005-11-24 at 19:43:28
I use the force to self destruct, unfortunately i died...but the blast destroyed the planet 
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Doodan on 2005-11-24 at 20:26:41
Darth-Reven becomes an emo Jedi and tries to slit his wrists with a lightsaber. Only the saber burns the wound shut. Then he tries to hang himself, but chickens out and uses the force to levitate. He writes a lame, whiny rock song and the emperor hates it so much he fries him with force lightning.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Cloud on 2005-11-24 at 20:54:18
Doodan is owned by Vader using Choke of him to death 
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Syphon on 2005-11-24 at 21:19:02
DarthReven runs out of starwars related terrible jokes and dies alone and unwanted in a filed somewhere in Idaho.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Cloud on 2005-11-24 at 21:42:37
or so you think!!!! actually im full of em still!!!!
Chewbacca chokes you to death with his paws!
Chewbacca chokes you to death with his paws!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Syphon on 2005-11-24 at 21:48:44
^ trampled to death by a moose...
A six legged moose...
A six legged moose...
Report, edit, etc...Posted by notnuclearrabbit on 2005-11-24 at 22:00:49
[center]Uhh... err... wrong button.
*Syphon detonates*[/center]
*Syphon detonates*[/center]
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Cloud on 2005-11-24 at 22:12:27
Here you go nuclear, eat up your C4..
*runs away...pulls detonator out...blows nuke up*
*runs away...pulls detonator out...blows nuke up*
Report, edit, etc...Posted by notnuclearrabbit on 2005-11-24 at 22:28:42
[center]AAHHAHAHA! You know how the G.I.'s got drunk in 'Nam, right?
Throws PVC pipe at Darth-Reven. It was powerful enough of a throw to remove your body.[/center]
Throws PVC pipe at Darth-Reven. It was powerful enough of a throw to remove your body.[/center]
Report, edit, etc...Posted by FatalException on 2005-11-24 at 23:42:52
Nuclearrabbit is adopted by an adoring little girl, but the little girl is poor and cannot afford vetrinary care. Nuke dies of lung cancer, starvation, and stomach ulcers.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Screwed on 2005-11-25 at 02:57:16
FatalException gets eaten up by a supernova.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Diggidoyo on 2005-11-25 at 05:40:14
screwed screws with Mr. screwge who decides to financially screw screwed which cuases screwed to choose to screw himself
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Screwed on 2005-11-25 at 06:13:59
Lol...
Diggidoyo gets bitten by a dog and catches Rabbies. Then he starts going crazy and jumps off a cliff for no damn reason really.
Diggidoyo gets bitten by a dog and catches Rabbies. Then he starts going crazy and jumps off a cliff for no damn reason really.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by FatalException on 2005-11-25 at 14:53:46
Screwed gets screwed by the guy on the motorcycle in his signature, and finds out that he has AIDS. Screwed is walking to the treatment center one day when the motorcyclist wants revenge because Screwed is bad at screwing, so Screwed is run over by his "partner."
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Freedawk on 2005-11-25 at 15:18:29
Pamela Anderson does you^
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Devil_O_Duce on 2005-11-25 at 15:44:07
QUOTE(Jay_Spartan @ Nov 25 2005, 02:18 PM)
Pamela Anderson does you^
[right][snapback]364476[/snapback][/right]
[right][snapback]364476[/snapback][/right]
Master Cheif comes to kill u for putting him on your signature
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Cloud on 2005-11-25 at 18:12:46
^was killed wen he saw how ugly he was in the mirror...(actually the mirror broke and a piece of it went right through his neck..he didnt survive)
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Quake on 2005-11-25 at 19:06:26
^Falls in a traphole, and then gets eaten by a wildebeast!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Doodan on 2005-11-25 at 19:18:07
Quake gets caught and arrested for bizarre sex crimes. After being found guilty, he is sentenced to 30 years in the booty house. He says "oh no!" Then his mom says "oh no" and then other family members go "oh no!" " oh no!" "oh no!" And then the Kool-Aid guy bursts throught the wall and says "OH YEAH!" and the rubble falls on Quake and kills him.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Syphon on 2005-11-25 at 19:36:27
Seth Facfarlane, tired of being the sue'ee decides for once to be the suer, he flushes Doodan into the sewer for copyright inpfringment. Doodan is eaten by a crocdoile with crocodiles for limbs.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by notnuclearrabbit on 2005-11-25 at 19:43:30
[center]I can't think of anything funny, so... You have a heart attack.[/center]