old computer and the wreckage of several Mini Coopers.
(Tazzy??)
...and we all know that mini coopers are just scrumptious to the bone (or leather interior in this case)
because of the many sugarous ingriedients such as...
...left-over milk and 10 year old coca cola, of which can still be found at your local...
Anyway, the Broodling that was inside Jake jumped on top of...
His uncaring sex partner who from time to time liked to...
give up oral sex, but she was really bad at it and would always bite him when she was startled by...
Demons who are pro-abortion, seeing as how all babies that are aborted go to...
badly re-done 70's classics movies premiere's
Where Cheech and Chong were constantly stoned from smoking lot's and lot's of...
Through their buttholes....
...eventually dieing of Spleen Cancer. The Broodling...
Ate Richard Simmon because Richard Simmons was....
So

ing ugly. Then, ironically, Gene Simmons was too, thus meaning...
Sex is good!

ADDITION:
And this topic became inactive because....
Suddenly, a green cow fell out of the sky and hit...
Stone Cold Steve Austin in the...
..middle of his annual evening meal, with normal coloured cows...
That eventually grow up to be cowboys that ride....
half-demon donkeys into the flaming depths of HELL!!!
Then eventually after all gay-play the professional wrestlers were having w/ each other, they decided to...