*Voyager7456(MM) is out of cash.
*Voyager7456(MM) kills Syphon and steals his wallet.
"Here you go, Hito."
*Voyager7456(MM) runs away before he realizes there's only $5 in it.
*Rises from dead*
*Walks in*
"Beer.. Ugh Brains..."
*Left arm falls off*
*Walks in with a Halo Spartan Costume*
"I need a weapon."
*Voyager7456(MM) hands The_Falc a spork.
"Guard it with your life."
Hehehe
*Walks into the burning SEN bar thinking to wreck some destruction*
*looks around, sees tons of dead people, fire everywhere, voyager innocently standing on a chair with a 5$ bill in his hand reaching for the broken roof*
"Wow. I needn't be here!"
*catches the plague*
"Yay! now i can kill people in all new ways!"
*Summons the powers of his ancestors to send a wave of pure darkness at the egg-man voyager singing the egg-song*
*Voyager dies*
*Silver-Dragon takes the 5$ bill*
"Yah! I Win 5 buks!!!!!!"
*Jumps up and down with joy*
"Anyone wanna come and defeat Halo? By the way, thanks for the spork."
*Falls down the flight of stairs leading to the basement*
"I needed that."
*Gets sent to hospital*
(HAS CELL PHONE)*Calls Bartender*
"I'll be back!"
"THIS BAR HAS A BASEMENT????"
*Coems back to bar*
"HAH I AM BACK, FOOLS!"
*Looks at o-0*
"Um...yes this bar has a basement."
*
*
*walks in the bar for the vewy first time and offers people warm milk and tries to steal their money after they drink the warm milk*
"I'm starting a club in the basement then"
"It shall be called: FIGHT CLU.....err....NINJA TRAINING CLUB"
"Admission is $5.25, club meets every monday, tuesday, friday, and saturday"
*goes downstairs with construction paper, scissors, glue, and coloring set*
*Starts peeing on both krazydrunkkin and o-0*
"Ah...FIGHT CLUB??I mean...Ninja Training Club? Cool..."
*Acts suspicious*
"HAH, THEY WILL NEVER KNOW THAT ME AND o-0 ARE PLANNIN A SECRET PLOT!!! Uh...Did i say that out loud? Sorry..."
*says to self* "HAH, THEY WILL NEVER KNOW THAT ME AND o-0 ARE PLANNIN A SECRET PLOT!!!"
"OMG THEY ARE PLANNING A SECRET PLOT!"
*Zombie-Da-Sniper walks in the basement and steals o-0's wallet
*Zombie-Da-Sniper then pokes him in teh eye with a stick und runs away
*Didn't feel pee at all*
"Hey The_Falc, drink a cow's warm milk instead."
*Goes to Ninja Club And wears his Ninja Gaiden Clothes*
"It's not secret...I WANT people to join......AND WHO THE
ARE YOU?"
*kicks falc out of the basement*
"The club isn't ready yet, come back later"
*shuts door*
*wonders what is up with the random ninja stuff*
(happy o-0?)
thank god
Ninja Training Club is now open
*Invites Johnny Knoxville in*
*kicks voyager*
"Give me my other $45 bucks"
[center]"Hey, wait a minute. There's kids in this bar!"
*Calls the cops*
"Yeah, we got some juveniles in here trying to buy alcohol... Yup that's right... Wait, how big of an explosion would that cause?... Alright, I'll hide in the basement... 5 minutes, okay."
*Leaves for the basement*[/center]
*appears right in front of nuclear all bruised up from the car accident that i supposedly had INSIDE of the bar*
"HELLO THERE! WOULD YOU LIKE TO JOIN MY NINJA TRAINING CLUB?!"
[center]"Damn, son, I'm already a level 47 ninja, I should be teaching YOU!"
*Cops arrive*
*Pig1 throws tear gas through the window*
*Pig2 throws flash bang grenade through another window*
*Flash bang grenade ignites all the alcohol fumes*
*Bar explodes*
"I'm safe here in the basement."[/center]
*sits down in basement*
"Wont we be buried alive down here?"
"It's not exactly a bomb shelter, and this basement doesnt look too sturdy"
*hears big rumble*
[center]"It's totally safe dude."
"..."
"You did close the door, right?"
*Fireball shoots down the stairs*
"Wow, good thing I was hiding behind this burned cripsy thing labeled o-0"[/center]