granted, the salmon hit u and explode on contact
i wish i could play sc now
Granted, but no one else is on and you find out that you cannot make games.
I wish I could go out with Samantha Kirch (soo hot).
[center]Granted, but she's actually a gorilla.
I wish I could go out with a gorilla.[/center]
granted, you go out with a gorilla (horrible!

)
i wish i didnt have to have such stupid teachers
Granted. They become so smart, that no excuses or anything works against them and you get it lots of trouble.
I wish I had a pie.

(Not to eat.)
i would rather have strict, smart teachers than the teachers that i have now
granted, you throw the pie at an angry mob headed to your school and they have a new target: you
i wish i knew what to do with my life, besides playing sc XD
QUOTE(o-0 @ Nov 2 2005, 10:26 PM)
granted, you throw the pie at an angry mob headed to your school and they have a new target: you
YAY!!!

(Thanks for saying what I wanted you to)
Granted, You now play PONG!
I wish for a steam roller!
Granted, but then you rolled down the hill.
I wish that somebody below me is brutetal and tries to corrupt my wish.
This post has NOT been edited by KrAzY: Today, 09:32 PM
Granted, I am the one and only brutetal! I wack you with a stick for such sayings as that!
I wish I got drugs!
granted, you die from an overdose
i wish i could get into a fight at school, cuz i really, REALLY want to fight someone right now
Granted, you end up in the hospital with a broken... ...well, everything. And 3 things they don't even have a name for yet.
I wish that the next poster would EXPLODE!
I am NOT cleaning up THAT mess.
I wish it were Christmas.
Granted, but Santa melts in all of the heat.
I wish I had see-through vision...
Yay!!
Granted, you see through everything, making it very difficult to know what you're doing.
I wish I had a copy of SWBF 2...
Granted, but noone know's what that is.
I wish I wasn't so tired.
Granted. You die of sleep depravation. I wish I had some pudding.
Granted. You eat all the pudding and get fat, diabetes, and death.
I wish my cofee would cool down.
Granted, it gets so cold it freezes you and everything around you. You break into 20321 pieces.
I wish I could fly...

Granted but you fly into a house
I wish I had some marshmellows Granted, but before you can eat them you get ran over by a train.
I wish I didn't have a cold.
Granted, your cold is replaced by the Bubonic Plague.
I wish I had a penny.
Granted, but you swallow it and die.
I wish I had 900000 dollars in my back account.
Granted. A man stabs you to death and steals your money before you can spend a cent of it. I wish Deathawk-For-Co-Leader was dead. No faking out on this one, Deathawk has to die no mnatter what. No revives, either.