I would help you...
What if i killed you and took all the money for my self?
I would haunt you with my ghost!
What if I was bored and kept posting in this topic? lol
I would continue posting with you!
What if they closed the topic?
I would make a new one
What if that was a lie?
Then i would make a new 1!
What if I got shot in the heart and couldn't make a new 1?
I would point and laugh!
*shoots gun*
*laughs*
Crap, now who wil make one? (how could this be a what if?)
I would make the new one, as the creator of all three "What If?" topics, it is my sacred, holy task to preserve them throughout time.
What if me and Syphon built a time machine?
you would go back in time! then forward
What if I stole your time machine?
Then such things would never happen.
What if 7-7 bought a whole package of doo,doo flavoured ice cream and ate it in all in 6 bowls.
I would puke
What if JordanN stopped posting after me?
Than you would learn that JordanN was stabbed to death with a screwdriver and the police suspect you.
What if you had ants in your pants?
I would burn them off (ow).
What if I missed and burned my whole leg off?
you wouldnt have a leg
What if You missed and burned your (....) off? (000000000ww)
I would make sure to wear a welding mask on my wang while doing the fire thing.
What if you were a sexy, sexy duck?
I am already
What if phones were non existant?
Then I wouldnt be posting on staredit, because i wouldnt have this 56k modem and probably wouldnt have anything better, such as cable.
What if n00bs who never met him stopped acting like Yoshi was their best friend and that the forums were 'fun' when 'he was around' ?
idk
What if I lost 25 posts for no reason except that I thought I was helping someone?
I would laugh. and then complain to minimoose that you lost couple posts.
What if I came back from my inactivity?
Then you would post in this thread.
What if you couldn't whistle? I can't.
Then i would learn again
What if you got raped?
In reality, I would cry. In my imagination, I would rape 'em back as hard as I can!
What if Wilhelm was suddenly announced as the new moderator of SEN? Then I'll be announced next.
What if SEN was destroyed by a a fanboy warcraft edit netowrk virus
I guess we wouldn't be here any more?
What if goats took over the world?
Then I would break down and going to a recovery center for SEN addicts.
What if JordanN's siggy was replaced by a rawr monster's portrait?
It would be way better than his sig now!
What if the text font on sen was papyrus?