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Report, edit, etc...Posted by Doodan on 2005-11-25 at 19:54:07
Nuke dies a fart attack
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Cloud on 2005-11-25 at 20:50:27
Doodan gets tied to an unbreakable rope to a unbreakable chair and force to listen to lil jon go...."YEAH" - "WHAT" - "OKEY" until he goes insane and dies
Report, edit, etc...Posted by notnuclearrabbit on 2005-11-25 at 21:21:17
[center]Donkey Kong smashes you wth a barrel... then eats a banana.[/center]
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Syphon on 2005-11-25 at 21:40:36
You become a profesional body builder, detah by double hernia.

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Report, edit, etc...Posted by Screwed on 2005-11-25 at 22:00:06
Syphon gets thrown into a pie machine and gets churned into mince.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Doodan on 2005-11-25 at 23:11:05
QUOTE(Moosephon @ Nov 25 2005, 09:40 PM)
You become a profesional body builder, detah by double hernia.

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ROFL!!!

Anyways, Screwed dies when he is erased by a giant eraser.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Screwed on 2005-11-25 at 23:21:16
Doodan suffers from severe constipation and blows up.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Minority on 2005-11-26 at 00:59:54
Screwed tried to put the pin back in.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by pekkel_the_duck on 2005-11-26 at 01:28:29
Minority is walking in the park one day. "Oh look," he said as he walked toward a large Kiwi growing in the middle of the part. He got closer to get a better look at it and is consumed by the kiwi as many others did before him.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by notnuclearrabbit on 2005-11-26 at 05:56:17
[center]Syphon, you've created a monster...

Anywhoo, ^Rabies.^
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Report, edit, etc...Posted by Screwed on 2005-11-26 at 05:58:55
A giant mushroom falls onto Nuclearrabbit.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by notnuclearrabbit on 2005-11-26 at 06:26:35
[center]OH NOES! TEH RAWKET OF DOOOOM!
For anyone who saw my video, Screwed was standing next to the rocket when it exploded.
It was cool.
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Report, edit, etc...Posted by Syphon on 2005-11-26 at 16:31:40
QUOTE(nuclearrabbit @ Nov 26 2005, 06:26 AM)
[center]OH NOES! TEH RAWKET OF DOOOOM!
For anyone who saw my video, Screwed was standing next to the rocket when it exploded.
It was cool.
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No he wasn't you liar!

Nuke is eaten by teh 6 legged crocodile, succesor to teh six legged moose.

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Report, edit, etc...Posted by Screwed on 2005-11-26 at 16:35:21
QUOTE(nuclearrabbit @ Nov 27 2005, 12:26 AM)
[center]OH NOES! TEH RAWKET OF DOOOOM!
For anyone who saw my video, Screwed was standing next to the rocket when it exploded.
It was cool.
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That was my evil clone.


^Gets sqaushed between two enclosing walls... slowly^
Report, edit, etc...Posted by FatalException on 2005-11-26 at 16:46:03
QUOTE(Moosephon @ Nov 26 2005, 02:31 PM)
No he wasn't you liar!

Nuke is eaten by teh 6 legged crocodile, succesor to teh six legged moose.

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Nice photoshopage. One day, FatalException and Doodan were walking down the street, talking about how likely it is that Screwed will get screwed by a screw because he wants to screw so much (try saying that ten times fast!!!), when Screwed drives by in a truck and overhears this conversation. Screwed slams on the gas, heading towards the poor SENners. FatalException dives out of the way, and Doodan pulls out the fat kid from his signature. Doodan pulls the pin from its torso and lobs it at Screwed, but to no avail because it bounces off the windshield. Doodan is plowed down by the truck. Screwed then lets off the gas and fishtails FatalException, killing him instantly. Then some cops drive by and see the blood splatters on Screwed's fenders. He is immediatly sentenced death for vehicular homicide.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Doodan on 2005-11-26 at 16:49:58
But at what cost!??! AT WHAT COST!?!? FatalException somehow survives the actual impact of the car and lands next to the fat kid grenade, BOOM!!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by FatalException on 2005-11-26 at 16:59:00
QUOTE(FatalException @ Nov 26 2005, 02:46 PM)
Nice photoshopage. One day, FatalException and Doodan were walking down the street, talking about how likely it is that Screwed will get screwed by a screw because he wants to screw so much (try saying that ten times fast!!!), when Screwed drives by in a truck and overhears this conversation. Screwed slams on the gas, heading towards the poor SENners. FatalException dives out of the way, and Doodan pulls out the fat kid from his signature. Doodan pulls the pin from its torso and lobs it at Screwed, but to no avail because it bounces off the windshield. Doodan is plowed down by the truck. Screwed then lets off the gas and fishtails FatalException, killing him instantly. Then some cops drive by and see the blood splatters on Screwed's fenders. He is immediatly sentenced death for vehicular homicide.
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Notice the bold underlined italics. Doodan gets AIDS from a girl in his Do Dan program. He dies 11 years later, discovering that it was little red riding hood who gave him HIV when she said "Even bad wolves can be good!"
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Screwed on 2005-11-26 at 17:08:27
FatalException gets Screwed wink.gif
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Wilhelm on 2005-11-26 at 17:52:33
Screwed dies from Philip's Head related puns.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Doodan on 2005-11-26 at 18:09:10
Wilhelm begins to idolize the crossdressing guy on MASH and gets pwned by career dragqueens because he's a wannabe.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by FatalException on 2005-11-26 at 18:23:01
QUOTE(Screwed @ Nov 26 2005, 03:08 PM)
FatalException gets Screwed  wink.gif
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Little red riding hood comes up to Doodan with her dog. She says to the dog, "Doodan!" and the dog takes a dump. Doodan's blood pressure rises from his anger until his head (please excuse my 1337) aspl0d3.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Screwed on 2005-11-26 at 19:55:40
FatalException is stranded on an island, and he just lives there and dies of old age.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by HorroR on 2005-11-26 at 20:07:25
^ Chokes on canned meat
Report, edit, etc...Posted by notnuclearrabbit on 2005-11-26 at 20:33:38
[center]^Chokes on potted meat food product.^[/center]
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Screwed on 2005-11-26 at 20:41:13
^chokes on air^
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