[center]^Chokes on his own tongue.^[/center]
^Is eaten by Yoshi when he mistakes Nuke for l33t cereal^
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[center]Brushed his teeth with a pocket knife.[/center]
^Gets bitten by a rabbit^
Fades out of existance to boycott this thread.
[center]Syphon travels back in time to the dark ages and gets the black plague.
Not very creative death, but he got it from fornicating with an infected rodent.[/center]
nuclearrabbit touches a barrel of explosives and the barrel explodes. Nuclear Explosion =OOOO
[center]I have a bottle of MEKP... That'll be fun to play with...
^Listens to Papa Roach - Last Resort, trys to sing, gets taken seriously, gets locked in a mental hospital, finally dies when he hangs himself with a bedsheet.^
Grim.[/center]
^pretends to be a cute harmless little rabbit. a girl touches him and then the girl dies. a crowd touches him and then dies. A Nuclear Reasearch Group studies nuclearrabbit. since they can't get anything from him, they load him up with more nuclear and then nuclearrabbit overloads.^
^steps on banana peel and falls off the stairs.
[center]^^Lands on ^.[/center]
^gets powerbombed through a table^
Zidane Lionheart saw a spider and had a heart attack.
^Had a staring contest with two high-powered lasers.^
^ Every circumflex ever involved in this trhead hunts him down and impales him.
^Gets Spinebustered and since he's fragile......he's dead^
Tmac dies in a tragic Blow-Up-Doll explosion.
^the fat kid in his siggy jumps on him^
[center]Zidane Lionheart is killed by everyone else who's used that one.[/center]
Nuclearrabiit accidentally bites off his tongue and bleeds to death.
Screwed is killed by a rerun of Gilligan's Island.
[center]nuclearrabbit trys to build one of those Üßé® 1337 cocoanut bombs that they made on Gilligans Island, but accidentally blows up Doodan.[/center]
Nucclearrabbit likes Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain. Unfortunately, the Pin Coladas are made from rat poison and the rain is sulfuric acid.