[center]Shrapnel from the explosion.[/center]
Zidane dies from an unfortunate encounter with a 12 year old.
Cold calculating, ruthless. In other words pure evil.
QUOTE(Moosephon @ Nov 28 2005, 03:09 PM)
Zidane dies from an unfortunate encounter with a 12 year old.
Cold calculating, ruthless. In other words pure evil.
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So, you're saying that I killed him? Err.... Nevermind.
Moosephon was walking down the road one day when suddenly, the world started to blow up. He tried to use his space hitchiking powers to get away as he saw me fly by on a dairy accelerated time machine rocket, but the world blew up as he got so desperate as to yell, "Taxi!" I then go back in time to watch this again and again, but i finally get bored and disarm the bomb I planted in the center of the Earth. Then, why is he still alive at the end of your post, you may ask. I have that covered. A bass playing shark from the band 'Kissyboots' fires a guitar launcher at Moosephon then eats the corpse.
Trapped in galexy while watching Hitchhikers guide to the galexy...
Gets sucked into a blackhole.
Gets chewed, swallowed, then barfed up by a black hole because he's Screwed.
Someone set up Shapechanger the bomb.
[center]Runover by a run away flaming school bus full of nuns... closely followed by nuclearrabbit on a bike laughing like hell.[/center]
Eaten by Broccoli-flavored flan.
[center]The old '3 guys on a plane' joke... Voyager was the fat kid who's house blew up... but he died, too.[/center]
Nuclearrabbit finds a time machine and goes back to 1945. Nuclearrabbit is then loaded into the Fat Man atom bomb and is dropped on Hiroshima, Japan. All of Japan explodes, and there are no Nintendos, animes, or mangas in the future.
FatalException dies from a lack of vitamin N, found only in Nintendo games.
Voyager gets seasick and quickly goes back to land. Where a 11-year-old, me, killed him. =)
Zidane Lionheart goes into Toon Town and never comes back.
Doodan gets turned into a gerbil
and stuck inside someone's anus
and is suffocated/squeezed to death
^ Dies in a nodescript way involving a camel, 24 gallons of australia and a giant squid fighting a reeally ugly turtle. . The humour is lost on all but the english-english.
QUOTE(Voyager7456(MM) @ Nov 29 2005, 07:05 PM)
FatalException dies from a lack of vitamin N, found only in Nintendo games.
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I have a Gamecube, an N64, Gameboy Color, Gameboy Advance, and a DS. Lack of vitamin N, eh?
Moosephon goes into the SEN bar, and gets beat to death by drunkards who read the rules, which clearly state, and I quote:
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No mooses 'trend' whores allowed.
If Nintendo never existed you would...
FatalException suffers... well... a fatal exception.
voyager dies from being hit by a destroyer
destroyer > voyager
lol
Vizual farted for the first time in his life.
Screwed is killed by my recently acquired regularness.