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Report, edit, etc...Posted by Screwed on 2005-12-01 at 02:29:19
Doodan is so happy with his regularness that he throws a party, and takes bad drugs then falls into a coma. Then he dies. =P
Report, edit, etc...Posted by fm47 on 2005-12-01 at 02:44:10
Screwed died from reading the previous 100+ pages.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Screwed on 2005-12-01 at 02:46:21
fm47 died from being body slammed by an elephant
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Diggidoyo on 2005-12-01 at 03:08:01
Screwed chokes on a roll of charmin toilet paper
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Screwed on 2005-12-01 at 03:20:37
Diggidoyo gets drowned in raining bird shiz.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by notnuclearrabbit on 2005-12-01 at 04:50:54
[center]Screwed gets screwed to a post with rusty screws.
The firey tetnis death.
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Report, edit, etc...Posted by Doodan on 2005-12-01 at 04:52:37
nuke dies of seeing too much pr0n
Report, edit, etc...Posted by notnuclearrabbit on 2005-12-01 at 05:05:05
QUOTE(Doodan @ Dec 1 2005, 02:52 AM)
nuke dies of seeing too little pr0n[right][snapback]368805[/snapback][/right]

[center]Fixed.

Uhhhhhhhhh........ *nuclearrabbit slaps Doodan across the face with dueling gloves*
I CHOOSE PISTOLS AT DAWN!
*nuclearrabbit shoots Doody in the back*
I'm evil.
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Report, edit, etc...Posted by VizuaL on 2005-12-01 at 07:46:58
dies from being killed
on a highway by being
ran over till the point u are a
smashed potato
tongue.gif
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Demaris on 2005-12-01 at 10:58:09

Vizual spontaneusly implodes.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Screwed on 2005-12-01 at 13:13:50
DemaMoose gets eroded away by wind after standing at the beach for 500 years.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Doodan on 2005-12-01 at 13:28:44
I convince the Big Bad Wolf that Screwed would be a better snack than myself.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by VizuaL on 2005-12-01 at 15:24:10
Doodan eaten by wolves
remains are fed to the worms >=D
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Legendary(LX) on 2005-12-01 at 18:49:24
Vizual is eaten by a single worm. ohmy.gif
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Voyager7456(MM) on 2005-12-01 at 21:24:21
Zidane Lionheart didn't realize he actually had a Lion in his heart. Ouch.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Legendary(LX) on 2005-12-01 at 21:31:42
Voyager realizes that I gave him the lion before he said that. =) HE DIES!!!!YAY!!!11one!!!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by VizuaL on 2005-12-01 at 21:53:02
Lionhart dies when a lion approaches him and gives him a heart attack
Report, edit, etc...Posted by notnuclearrabbit on 2005-12-01 at 22:21:40
[center]Acid rain.
Someone stole my creativity lately.
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Report, edit, etc...Posted by Valug on 2005-12-01 at 22:29:27
[sub]nuclearrabbit gets into an argument with his boss, after getting pissed off he smashes a hot cup of coffee into his bosses face. The liquid goes into his nose, and burns his nasal cavity, affecting his abilty to breath. nuclearrabbit's boss falls onto the floor, and nuclearrabbit runs in fear. Later that night nuclearrabbit watches the news, and sees that his boss is dead, and his picture is on TV, wanted for murder. nuclearrabbit makes his way to the airport, he finds a family with a dog in a cage on a small cart. nuclearrabbit opens the cage, letting the dog run free, as he climbs inside. He ends up getting shiped off to Nebraska, where he gets a job as a janitor and lives in a bolier room. He soons gets angry at another co-worker, throwing some coffee into his face. Another co-worker instantly figures out who you are. nuclearrabbit is then thrown into jail, where he soon has throughts of suside, but the guards quickly find out and put you into a padded room with a straight jacket, and you spend the rest of your life in this room untill the day you die, and that ends up being almost 60 years later.[/sub]
Report, edit, etc...Posted by notnuclearrabbit on 2005-12-01 at 22:33:29
[center]Valug's my new boss.[/center]
Report, edit, etc...Posted by lonely_duck on 2005-12-01 at 22:42:47
Nuclearrabbits dream of anrchy comes true and is the first one murdered in the ensueing chaos.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Valug on 2005-12-01 at 23:18:52
QUOTE(nuclearrabbit @ Dec 1 2005, 09:33 PM)
[center]Valug's my new boss.[/center]
[right][snapback]369311[/snapback][/right]


[sub]Touché[/sub]
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Syphon on 2005-12-01 at 23:53:04
Lonely Duck, seizing the opportunity of not being killed by Valug takes his unneccessary revenge with a wood chipper.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Shadow-Killa_04 on 2005-12-02 at 00:39:14
Moosephon gets run over by a Lawn Mower.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Doodan on 2005-12-02 at 02:14:07
Shadow-Killa_04 spontaneously combusts after holding his farts in for waaayyy too long because he didn't wanna embarass himself around a girl.
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