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Report, edit, etc...Posted by Voyager7456(MM) on 2005-12-03 at 21:14:54
Doodan is Broodlinged by a passing Queen.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by lonely_duck on 2005-12-03 at 21:21:45
Voyager modifies himself into Starcraft; what he doesn't realize is that starcraft mimics real life (on Earth or whereever) and when his character dies from a spider mine he explodes on his chair near his computer.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Legendary(LX) on 2005-12-03 at 22:14:22
lonely_duck dies for making no sense...
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Screwed on 2005-12-04 at 00:42:54
QUOTE(Diggidoyo @ Dec 4 2005, 04:14 AM)
How many times has that happen to you now Screwed?
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Lol... countless wink.gif



Zidane Lionheart drinks gasoline then lights a match and swallows it.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by pekkel_the_duck on 2005-12-04 at 00:47:15
Screwed attempts to wrestle a man-pig and ends up getting swallowed by it.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by notnuclearrabbit on 2005-12-04 at 01:40:45
[center]Swirlie... gone wrong.[/center]
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Doodan on 2005-12-04 at 04:22:12
Mr. Nuke goes to Washington, where he is unwelcome.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Screwed on 2005-12-04 at 04:26:30
Doodan constipates for 3 weeks.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Diggidoyo on 2005-12-04 at 09:08:53
Screwed is screwed by yet another screw that get screwed into Screwed this time for screwing with the King screw. King screw order his (s)crew of screwy screwers to screw Screwed in the most screwy way possible. Which turned out to be screwing screws into Screwed till he was a screwy screwed Screwed.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Voyager7456(MM) on 2005-12-04 at 10:00:25
Diggidoyo is killed when someone re-enacts Drill Defense... in real life.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Doodan on 2005-12-04 at 10:03:01
Voyager7456(MM) is impaled by a bumblebee.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Legendary(LX) on 2005-12-04 at 10:37:22
Doodan reenacts a scene in Starcraft that included being infested by the zerg.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Cloud on 2005-12-04 at 10:58:50
Zidane gets killed by da Kujaster! tongue.gif
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Legendary(LX) on 2005-12-04 at 11:23:50
Gets laid for the first time in his life....by.....a....................................fat.............girl..
that's 55-years-old
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Diggidoyo on 2005-12-04 at 11:40:58
Zidane dies from having insufficient vespene gas.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by VizuaL on 2005-12-04 at 23:50:42
Diggidiyo dies from a 2 year long errection, which caused him to cut off his wang, which caused him to bleed to death, which caused him to die

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Report, edit, etc...Posted by Diggidoyo on 2005-12-04 at 23:55:08
...

ADDITION:
a 2 yr long erection would suck... but I don't think ppl need to hear about it....


you die for posting innapropriate erotic innuendoes.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by notnuclearrabbit on 2005-12-05 at 00:04:05
[center]Too many underlings.[/center]
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mr.Camo on 2005-12-05 at 00:08:26
QUOTE(VizuaL @ Dec 4 2005, 08:50 PM)
Diggidiyo dies from a 2 year long errection, which caused him to cut off his wang, which caused him to bleed to death, which caused him to die

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If I were you, I'd be valuing your prize as it might not be there tomorrow, so I suggest you don't joke around with others. OTHERWISE CHUCK NORRIS WILL COME!

Pure awesomeness of death.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Diggidoyo on 2005-12-05 at 00:11:04
You stick a gun in your mouth and pull the trigger *click* *clickclickclickclickclick* . No bullets. You then try to hang yourself... The rope breaks. In a final, desperate attempt you swallow a bunch of sleeping pills, but later vomit into a toilet on the third floor, finding that you were allergic to the pills. Out of anger you slam the bathroom door behind you, and accidentily hit yourself with the door. You fall down the stair to the first floor, breaking your neck. You die in a pool of blood.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by VizuaL on 2005-12-05 at 00:24:05
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You stick a gun in your mouth and pull the trigger *click* *clickclickclickclickclick* . No bullets. You then try to hang yourself... The rope breaks. In a final, desperate attempt you swallow a bunch of sleeping pills, but later vomit into a toilet on the third floor, finding that you were allergic to the pills. Out of anger you slam the bathroom door behind you, and accidentily hit yourself with the door. You fall down the stair to the first floor, breaking your neck. You die in a pool of blood.


very creative lol

You wake up with a stuttering problem, ringing in ur ears (tinnitus), Blindness, Deafness, and many other disabilites
(you get the point) tongue.gif

so u decide to kill urself with poison (seriously, i would)
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Doodan on 2005-12-05 at 06:36:20
VizuaL ate some rotten cheese.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by notnuclearrabbit on 2005-12-05 at 16:35:37
[center]I give Doody tree fity to move the jar in my fridge.[/center]
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Diggidoyo on 2005-12-05 at 16:46:04
^smited by a domo-kun^
(smitten?)
Report, edit, etc...Posted by notnuclearrabbit on 2005-12-05 at 16:49:44
[center]Tried to bomb Saddam, ended up looking like an idiot who has hot dogs with wires stuck into them strapped to his chest.[/center]
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