Report, edit, etc...Posted by notnuclearrabbit on 2005-12-06 at 06:09:40
[center]Procuress runs for president, and is actually elected. Mind you, this is after the dark ages (Bush's term). He's left with the tast of fixing the problems previous presidents have created. While working on refilling the oceans, buying back Florida and parts of Alaska, and containing the heards of nuclear rabbits in the plain states, he discoveres Lincoln's gold! The gold is cursed, and procuress slowly dies of a mystery illness, which the cure for is discovered the next morning.
Taking a bit from the Simpsons, and some from my own book.[/center]
Taking a bit from the Simpsons, and some from my own book.[/center]
Report, edit, etc...Posted by (DI)Yulla on 2005-12-06 at 06:53:45
That wasnt so nice was it nuclearrabbit?
nuclearrabbit was poisoned after drinking too much dihydrogen oxide and slowly died.
nuclearrabbit was poisoned after drinking too much dihydrogen oxide and slowly died.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Voyager7456(MM) on 2005-12-06 at 07:00:01
The hapless smiley in procuress' avatar gets revenge and crushes him with a large red "x".
Report, edit, etc...Posted by (DI)Yulla on 2005-12-06 at 07:04:45
Well.. that was first i have heard... good laugh....
Voyager was hit by a crashing battle cruiser and a million other wraith.
Voyager was hit by a crashing battle cruiser and a million other wraith.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Doodan on 2005-12-06 at 08:12:21
procuress tries to light one of his farts at a party. He had way too much gas, though.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by (DI)Yulla on 2005-12-06 at 08:22:09
Doodan was ran over by a single zergling and ended up dying of major concussion.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by VizuaL on 2005-12-06 at 12:01:49
Death by Gun
Report, edit, etc...Posted by (DI)Yulla on 2005-12-06 at 21:07:29
Got high off of a sharpie and fainted. VizuaL was never again breathing...
Report, edit, etc...Posted by notnuclearrabbit on 2005-12-07 at 00:31:31
[center]Played with the chemicals under my bed. Somehow made mercury fulminate without knowing it, and lost his life.[/center]
Report, edit, etc...Posted by (DI)Yulla on 2005-12-07 at 06:35:00
Million rabbits with a million nukes nuked nuclearrabbit
Report, edit, etc...Posted by VizuaL on 2005-12-07 at 12:06:58
Filled with 10000000 Bullets and then sliced into a milion peices then served to outer space aliens. Then Pooed out in an acid toilet. Then decomposed, then you pretty much vanish
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Doodan on 2005-12-07 at 14:33:07
Vizual thought a "petri dish" was a type of gourmet food.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by VizuaL on 2005-12-07 at 17:03:44
mistaken for a bear
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Devil_O_Duce on 2005-12-07 at 23:31:45
Stuffed when believed to be dead but just aslepp 
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Doodan on 2005-12-07 at 23:40:45
Devil O Duce is beaten by a Devil O Royal Flush. 
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Do-0dan on 2005-12-07 at 23:46:57
doodan shot a bullet at a thick vertical steel wall, making the bullet richochet off of it, hitting the president
doodan is then accused of murder and is sentenced to execution in one week, but on the fourth day, doodan manages to escape and run to mexico where he trips on a sombrero and brakes his neck
doodan is then accused of murder and is sentenced to execution in one week, but on the fourth day, doodan manages to escape and run to mexico where he trips on a sombrero and brakes his neck
Report, edit, etc...Posted by VizuaL on 2005-12-08 at 00:16:58
PWNZ0RED SO BAD HE DIED
Report, edit, etc...Posted by notnuclearrabbit on 2005-12-08 at 00:41:30
[center]Mexican tap water?[/center]
Report, edit, etc...Posted by (DI)Yulla on 2005-12-08 at 16:32:19
Nuclearrabbit as sued for writing an inappropriate post on SEN by Procuress and then was charged 15 million dollars to pay Procuress for such offensive word. After Nuclearrabbit pays the 15 million dollars all in nickels and pennies, he dies of heart attack.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by VizuaL on 2005-12-08 at 17:52:23
Banned
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Doodan on 2005-12-08 at 18:20:51
Vizual becomes a starcraft critter. He is clicked too many times and explodes.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by notnuclearrabbit on 2005-12-09 at 04:53:30
[center]Doody's computer was hacked by an Üßé® 1337 h4xx0r, who fillied it with hundreds of megs of kiddie pr0n. The FBI busts down his door and Doodan catches a flash bang in the mouth.[/center]
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Doodan on 2005-12-09 at 08:57:55
Someone steals nuke's CD Key and when he makes a topic about it, the mods ban him from the site. He OD's on gummi bears out of depression.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by notnuclearrabbit on 2005-12-09 at 09:01:27
[center]Doodan decided to grow a beard... One day while at school, his beard got caught in the pencil sharpener, sucking him in and ginding him to a pulp.
Ouch.[/center]
Ouch.[/center]
Report, edit, etc...Posted by VizuaL on 2005-12-09 at 15:20:02
turned into a lobster and boiled alive
u were really taste though nuclear i enjoyed u with butter
u were really taste though nuclear i enjoyed u with butter