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Report, edit, etc...Posted by Voyager7456(MM) on 2005-12-09 at 17:12:50
Vizual was killed and eaten with a light sprinkling of nutmeg.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by VizuaL on 2005-12-09 at 17:18:20
Visuzal.... ok vyoager2313

Oxygen cut off
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Voyager7456(MM) on 2005-12-09 at 17:20:12
*Edit Ninja*

Vizual is killed in a horrible potato-peeling accident.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Doodan on 2005-12-09 at 17:44:24
Voyager7456(MM) is mistaken for a hawt chick by Tucker Max. End of story.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by VizuaL on 2005-12-09 at 18:41:10
Too much staredit, forgets to eat
Report, edit, etc...Posted by FatalException on 2005-12-09 at 19:51:20
One day, Vizual is walking through the park on his new virtual reality first person shooter simulator, when he spots FatalException. He decides that he will shoot the defenseless player while he has the chance. Vizual pulls out his sniper rifle and aims. He fires and hits the unmoving gamer in the cerebellum, and yells, "BOOM! Headshot!" When he looks again, he sees nothing but a log with a bullet in it in the place of the body. He feels a sharp pain in the back of his neck and falls over. He looks up to see FatalException with a bloody kunai knife in his hand. "Your aim is good, but my decoy was your fatal exception," he says, then smiles. "Sorry about the pun." Vizual respawns and vows that he will not rest, eat, or drink until he kills FatalException. Vizual dies because he upholds his vow, but never kills FatalException.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Tmac on 2005-12-09 at 19:52:14
FatalException turns emo.

Enough said.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by FatalException on 2005-12-09 at 19:56:17
Don't talk about my 5th grade like that.... I mean, Tmac has 30,000 too many Big Macs, so McDonalds decides to change the name to Tmac in his honor. Tmac is mauled by adoring overweight burger fans.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by VizuaL on 2005-12-09 at 19:56:29
Cut with 1 million paper cuts and thrown into a pool of vinager

Sssss ouch
Report, edit, etc...Posted by notnuclearrabbit on 2005-12-09 at 19:58:02
[center]Random toaster explosion.[/center]
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Staredit.Net Essence on 2005-12-09 at 19:59:25
nuclearabbit is jacking off when his junk explodes and then he craps his pants as he has a heart attack from fear.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by FatalException on 2005-12-09 at 20:05:30
Narutoisme turns emo and is doing what emos do in public when a guy walks up and says, "Hi! I'm Naluto! Wait a minute, isn't that an R?" Narutoisme quickly does hand signs and uses fireball jitsu. Naruto then comes up and yells something stupid (like he always does) while Kakashi sneaks up and stabs him in the back, saying "Stop obsessing over us! You make Gaara feel uncomfortable!"
Report, edit, etc...Posted by notnuclearrabbit on 2005-12-09 at 20:10:12
[center]There was fatal, but no exception.[/center]
Report, edit, etc...Posted by FatalException on 2005-12-09 at 21:32:30
Nuclearrabbit is locked in his room with no way out. After a while, he gets so thirsty that he drinks battery acid and lighter fluid and explodes but not before eating his pants.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by KABOOM on 2005-12-09 at 21:42:38
KABOOM walks up to FatalExeception and pokes his eyes out. Fatal later walks off a bridge!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by PwnPirate on 2005-12-09 at 21:43:41
Omfg this topic is still alive.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Doodan on 2005-12-09 at 21:46:54
Jet_Blast54 is overwhelmed with awe at this topic's longevity and dies instantly.

ADDITION:
Oh yeah, when Jet died he was at the top of a building. He fell and landed on KABOOM, killing him.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by VizuaL on 2005-12-09 at 22:03:55
looks down the barrel of a shotgun
Report, edit, etc...Posted by KABOOM on 2005-12-09 at 22:26:03
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Oh yeah, when Jet died he was at the top of a building. He fell and landed on KABOOM, killing him.


damn, my luck

Vizual finds a grenade and pulls the pin and just stares at it

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Report, edit, etc...Posted by FatalException on 2005-12-09 at 23:55:08
KABOOM spontaneously goes kaboom.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Cloud on 2005-12-09 at 23:58:18
fatal gets hit by my OmniSlash
Report, edit, etc...Posted by KABOOM on 2005-12-10 at 00:00:13
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KABOOM spontaneously goes kaboom

lol i like that one

mp)cloud holds onto some balloons and floats up into the sky and the balloons pop and he falls to his death
Report, edit, etc...Posted by FatalException on 2005-12-10 at 00:03:41
I cut out KABOOM's liver and tie him the a chair with steel cable and chains nad reinforce that with duct tape. I put a chloroform cloth over KABOOM's mouth and tape it there. I then weld the titanium chair the the steel floor in an underground prison and leave. I weld the door shut behind me.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by KABOOM on 2005-12-10 at 00:05:48
um i beat you to it might wana edit ur post fatal
Report, edit, etc...Posted by FatalException on 2005-12-10 at 00:08:05
I did. Since I'm still alive, I mutilate the zombie body of KABOOM with my favorite kunai knife, and push him down a hole that goes to the other side of the world. I then wonder how he got out of the underground prison.
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