Report, edit, etc...Posted by Yoshi da Sniper on 2004-01-12 at 09:21:45
I dont got any right now xP
But I'd like to see what other people have in store.
My jokes are more natural thats why.
But I'd like to see what other people have in store.
My jokes are more natural thats why.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Tazzy on 2004-01-12 at 09:24:26
A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have
dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the
girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would
like to go out and make love for the first time.
Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so
he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. The
pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy
everything there is to know about condoms and sex.
At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms
he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy
insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather
busy, it being his first time and all.
That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and
meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to
meet my parents, come on in!"
The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the
girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace
and bows his head.
A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his
head down.
10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.
Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend
leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you
were this religious."
The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was
a pharmacist."
dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the
girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would
like to go out and make love for the first time.
Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so
he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. The
pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy
everything there is to know about condoms and sex.
At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms
he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy
insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather
busy, it being his first time and all.
That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and
meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to
meet my parents, come on in!"
The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the
girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace
and bows his head.
A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his
head down.
10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.
Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend
leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you
were this religious."
The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was
a pharmacist."
Report, edit, etc...Posted by chuiu on 2004-01-12 at 09:37:08
No discriminating jokes? Those are the best kind!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Staredit.Net Essence on 2004-01-12 at 10:13:54
Yeah common Mike... Just not "bad" jokes... The rules of the boards are "if you know it's bad, don't do it".
Mods just have to delete joke and raise warn level by 10/20% if a awful joke comes out. No?
Mods just have to delete joke and raise warn level by 10/20% if a awful joke comes out. No?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Staredit.Net Essence on 2004-01-12 at 19:53:29
I just randomly made this one up:
What do females and airplanes have in common?
A cockpit.
What do females and airplanes have in common?
A cockpit.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by EzDay281 on 2004-01-12 at 22:34:58
Joke File #0027: "@$$"
This guy is going on a business trip away from home, and so he wants to get a guard dog for his wife. So he goes to the petstore and tells the sales clerk what he needs.
Sales Clerk(SC): Ahh, I have the perfect dog for you. His name is karate, 'cause he knows it.
Guy: Could I see him?
SC: Sure.
So he goes and gets a little poodle and brings it in.
Guy: That thing?! Hah, that's just a little poodle!!
SC: Karate, chair!
he says, pointing at a chair. The dog bounds up to it, and in a matter of seconds it's torn into dozens of pieces. The guy, amazed, buys the dog and brings it home.
Guy(as he's getting inside his home): Here he is!
Wife: WHAT?! That thing?!
Guy: He knows karate though! He's-
Wife: Hah! Karate my ass!
I think you can all guess what happened then...
This guy is going on a business trip away from home, and so he wants to get a guard dog for his wife. So he goes to the petstore and tells the sales clerk what he needs.
Sales Clerk(SC): Ahh, I have the perfect dog for you. His name is karate, 'cause he knows it.
Guy: Could I see him?
SC: Sure.
So he goes and gets a little poodle and brings it in.
Guy: That thing?! Hah, that's just a little poodle!!
SC: Karate, chair!
he says, pointing at a chair. The dog bounds up to it, and in a matter of seconds it's torn into dozens of pieces. The guy, amazed, buys the dog and brings it home.
Guy(as he's getting inside his home): Here he is!
Wife: WHAT?! That thing?!
Guy: He knows karate though! He's-
Wife: Hah! Karate my ass!
I think you can all guess what happened then...
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Yoshi da Sniper on 2004-01-13 at 16:31:56
Well, okay. Discriminating jokes, but try not to make them too insulting 