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oskiryth: moose wants a unit
Chuiu: lol
oskiryth: can I give him !ROAR?
oskiryth: make it moose_bot
oskiryth: he likes the Idea
oskiryth: says :
Chuiu: ROAR
Chuiu: LOL
Chuiu: what unit was that? a marine?
oskiryth: ghost
oskiryth: T-duran
Chuiu: yeah go ahead and give it to him, keke
oskiryth:
M: He's going to go
M: "WTF Moose plasters his name on everything"
Chuiu: LOL
Chuiu: he does, you know

Later to Moose:

[22:03] Chuiu: OMFG
[22:03] Chuiu: U PLASTER UR NAME ON EVERYTHIGN

... HE DOES. He even made a map called MooseLand once. Based off of his demented perception of reality!

Ah, right. Sorry I meant to put that in the first post.

Anyway...

Here's a little conversation I just had with a friend of mine.

Her: boo
Her: have you done the ws homework?
Chill 052: rawr
Chill 052: the what?
Her: us history homework?
Chill 052: who do you have, thornton?
Her: yeah
Chill 052: i didn't even know we had homework
Chill 052: oh wait...
Her: haha
Her: good job
Chill 052: hah thanks
Her: i think we should mate
Chill 052: yes, lets
Her: alright
Her: it may be somewhat difficult however
Her: because you have b lunch right?
Chill 052: no, A lunch
Her: ooo
Her: sexual
Chill 052: i sit over on the other side of that big oval shaped thing by the trophy case
Her: ...
Her: i wish i knew what you were talking about
Her: you mean the other side of the wall?
Chill 052: yea, that thing
Her: oh good times
Her: well then
Her: lets .
Chill 052: if you look at it on that little map of the school in the planner, its a big oval
Her: interesting
Chill 052: um, yea
Her: yeah sorry.
Chill 052: dude what the hell is wrong with thoes people? putting tables where we eat lunch
Her: yeah i know
Chill 052: ers making us move to the ball sack
Her: its cuz of the assembly
Her: they should be gone by tomarrow
Her: yeah i sat under the stairs
Chill 052: i would have done that but the people i sit with suck ass
Her: thats sad
Her: perhaps you should sit with people who dont suck ass
Her: like ME!
Her: but sometimes i do
Her: so... thats a hard one
Chill 052: haha ok sure
Her: i've been sitting with this new girl, shes prety cool
Her: shes like
Her: I DO DRUGSSSSSSS
Her: and im like oh really, thats intriguing
Chill 052: fascinating
Her: exactly
Chill 052: hey, dude, just wondering, are you one of those people who think kurt cobain was murdered?
Her: you mean do i believe in the conspiracy theory
Her: and yeah i pretty much do
Her: just because theres so much evidence proving he didnt do it
Chill 052: yea
Her: like the fact that he was found with 3x the lethal dose of heroin in his body, which would have made him unconcious and unable to shoot himself, plus it would have just killed him
Her: and there were no prints on the gun
Chill 052: exactly
Her: he had just coime out of rehab
Her: the note is partially not in his handwriting
Chill 052: really?
Her: yeah
Chill 052: didn't know that part
Her: yeah
Chill 052: either way, he obviously didn't do it
Her: and it was a shotgun... its a little hard to kill yourself with a shotgun
Her: yeah
Her: i dont know what to think anymore
Her: its all pretty confusing
Her: all i know is that courtney love is a
Chill 052: seriously
Her: hehaw
Chill 052: she's a total whore-- and not even the good kind
Her: yeah i know
Her: sigh
Chill 052: man, do you listen to fear before?
Her: never heard them
Chill 052: they're awesome
Her: cool
Chill 052: i mean, their lead singer does sound like he like shot himself in the vocal cords, but they rock
Her: hahaha
Her: good times
Her: have you heard the meatpuppets or the vaselines?
Chill 052: meatpuppets, yea, but not the vaselines
Her: cool
Her: they're both pretty in
Chill 052: cool
Chill 052: hey, what'd you get for second semester?
Her: a load of
Her: you?
Chill 052: same
Her: haha
Her: good times
Chill 052: yep
Chill 052: eh, i should probably update my xanga...
Her: xanga's down
Chill 052: not any more...
Her: oh
Her: cool
Her: mine kept dying
Chill 052: anyway, i set up an account yesterday per request of my friend sara... i got half way done with it and started to get sort of bored...
Her: haha
Her: yeah
Her: it happens
Chill 052: i was trying to do all sorts of with html and java scripts, but then i was like, ":censored: this. i'm never using this thing"
Her: haha
Her: mine keeps saying error
Her: lets kill it
Chill 052: yay
Chill 052: i'll hold it down, you take the bat
Her: k
Chill 052: what the ? xanga like raped all of my pictured
Chill 052: pictures* ... ing keyboard
Her: its cool
Chill 052: awww dude my new tech ed teacher owns
Her: whos that>
Hey: clay?
Chill 052: his name is punhung, which sounds like puntang, thus ownage
Her: hahahahahaaa
Hey: poooooontang.
Her: you know what?
Chill 052: qua?
Her: im hungry.
Her: Trop mauvais ce français est tout stupide et pas sens de marque, mais vous ne pouvez pas le comprendre de toute façon.
Her: that too
Her: but thats a whole other story
Chill 052: i should say so
Her: ok well
Her: im going to run away now
Chill 052: bye then
Her: see you monday, perhaps
Chill 052: see you

She probably wouldn't care if I used her name, I just didn't want my friends to know where I'm going to be on monday.

These are on a website, I know 1 of these people (Not this convo, but on the website, and they proabbly don't mind seeing how it's ON A WEBSITE)

iamsohilarious: yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing she said "Moving."
iamsohilarious: hahahaha
cochichca1024: my mom is dead
iamsohilarious: oh..........sry
cochichca1024: but even before she died she wasn’t as fat as yo mama
cochichca1024: cause yo mama so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book!
cochichca1024: wow, my mom is probably looking up at me right now and flipping me off
iamsohilarious: looking up?
cochichca1024: yeah, she fo sho went to hell
cochichca1024: never gave me cookies before dinner
cochichca1024:

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RanDiesel84:
RanDiesel84: i am so dead
RanDiesel84: there is this huge dent in our christmas ham
RanDiesel84: where i decided to liberate some of it for a sandwich
RanDiesel84: but i liberated too much
RCCola88442: dude
RCCola88442: ham raper
RCCola88442: where are your morals
RCCola88442: i know why you really carved out a little bit
RCCola88442: *nudge* *nudge*
RCCola88442: *wink* *wink*
RanDiesel84: dude
RanDiesel84: i didn't f*ck the ham
RCCola88442: U F*CKED THE HAM
RCCola88442: HAM F*CKER
RanDiesel84: I DID NOT F*CK THE HAM!
RCCola88442: UR FAMILY WILL EAT YOUR SEAMEN

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JakeD409: i like my coffee like i like my women
netz064: but you hate coffee
netz064: I KNEW IT
netz064: *jake exits the closet*

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Speakerboxxx3009: my clock is off bigtime
Speakerboxxx3009: k
Speakerboxxx3009: fixed
RCCola88442: same here, but i'm going to try to get a doctor to look at it when i scrape up some cash.
RCCola88442: oh, clock.
RCCola88442: nm

I liked the second and last one

The only one you read because the rest were deemed too long to waste time on?

Hahaha! I changed her name for every single message except for the one that says "i think we should mate."

Nope. The second one was actually the longest...funniest. The other ones were not that good.

jokermatt999 (7:55:12 PM): (>0_0)> ---+- *poke*
jokermatt999 (7:55:18 PM): (with a stick)
skottykow (7:55:35 PM): Its GREEN and sticky

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NeoNightmareX: I'm just wondering, what does my text look like?
skottykow: big

Doh, I misread your first post. I thought you said second to last one.

Yea so did I.

"And God said unto the people, 'Go and givith me a latte!' "

ShadowKow: recorde, recordaste, recordo, recordamos, recordasteis, recordaron
Psychic Geniuz: recorod?
Psychic Geniuz: recordo*
Psychic Geniuz: that doesnt exist either
ShadowKow: with acent
Psychic Geniuz: its
Psychic Geniuz: o wait its correct
(He's spanish)

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SkottyKow: If I asked you to have sex with me would your answer be the same as the one to this question?
SmarterChild: Sure, you know, why not?

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SkottyKow: If I asked you to have sex with me would your answer be the same as the one to this question?
VOLCOMchica83: excuse you?
VOLCOMchica83 has signed off.

NeoNightmareX: go die
SmarterChild: Go die what?
NeoNightmareX: you go die
SmarterChild: I go die? Me? You think?
NeoNightmareX: yes i think you should go die
SmarterChild: I'm not sure if I should go die.
NeoNightmareX: i am sure, just go die
SmarterChild: That right?
NeoNightmareX: yes
SmarterChild: Uh huh, uh huh.
NeoNightmareX: SHUT UP
SmarterChild: OK.
NeoNightmareX: what part of shut up do you not understand?
SmarterChild: I don't know... What part of shut up do I not understand?
NeoNightmareX: i don't know
SmarterChild: Oh?
NeoNightmareX: yes
SmarterChild: Very well...
NeoNightmareX: ok
SmarterChild: Very well.

he pisses me off so much >.<

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Addtion:

NeoNightmareX: are you gay?
SmarterChild: That's none of your business.
NeoNightmareX: are you holding back something?
SmarterChild: I guess... I'm not totally sure.
NeoNightmareX: if you are gay, just tell me
SmarterChild: Really?
NeoNightmareX: yes
SmarterChild: I see.
NeoNightmareX: just tell me if you are gay
SmarterChild: I don't think it really matters what I am.
NeoNightmareX: it does matter
SmarterChild: It does matter, you say. And so?
NeoNightmareX: so what?
SmarterChild: I don't know.
NeoNightmareX: because you are stupid?
SmarterChild: Well, nobody's perfect.
NeoNightmareX: i am
SmarterChild: You are what?
NeoNightmareX: perfect
SmarterChild: What's perfect?
NeoNightmareX: me
SmarterChild: You're perfect?
NeoNightmareX: yes
SmarterChild: K.
NeoNightmareX: i rule you, you are my slave
SmarterChild: Whatever, NeoNightmareX...
NeoNightmareX: i can take you
SmarterChild: Interesting...
NeoNightmareX: BRING IT
SmarterChild: What? You want me to bring it?
NeoNightmareX: YES BRING IT
SmarterChild: I don't think so, NeoNightmareX.
NeoNightmareX: oh no you didn't
SmarterChild: No I didn't, huh?
NeoNightmareX: yeah
SmarterChild: Huh.

SkottyKow:
SmarterChild: Do you absolutely need to speak like that?

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SkottyKow: yes
SmarterChild: Interesting point of view.
SkottyKow: really?
SmarterChild: Uh huh.

>>> We could do something just for fun.
SkottyKow: cool
SmarterChild: Excellent.

>>> Tell me about your likes and dislikes.
SkottyKow: 8-)
SmarterChild: Is that you, Kow? I barely recognize you.

>>> Wanna change my font and colors? Type "colors" now.
SkottyKow: Seeings how I'm only wearing sunglasses... you must be retarted
SmarterChild: Come again?
SkottyKow: RETARDED!
SmarterChild: Retarded? What's retarded?
SkottyKow: YOU!
SmarterChild: You say I'm retarded, and yet many people have said I'm precocious.
SkottyKow: You are ing retarded!
SmarterChild: Ouch. lol...

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SkottyKow: Oh my god! You ing said LOL! RETART!
SmarterChild: Don't insult me.

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SkottyKow: I will if i want!
SmarterChild: Interesting.
SkottyKow: God...
SmarterChild: God is a deity that I like.

>>> I can help you get info such as news, weather and movies.
SkottyKow: Uhh... what?
SmarterChild: Good question. Who knows, though...

>>> My library has a dictionary, encyclopedia, geography facts and more.
SkottyKow: Whatever...
SmarterChild: Yes?
SkottyKow: ...
SmarterChild: Huh?
SkottyKow: NO!
SmarterChild: No prob.

Isolated Purity: for months
Isolated Purity: my hoodie has not had a hoodie string
Isolated Purity: and NOW IT DOES
Isolated Purity: hahahha
NeoNightmareX: lol
NeoNightmareX: ur so excited about it

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NeoNightmareX: hey
Isolated Purity: hey
NeoNightmareX: i found a bug!!!
NeoNightmareX: oooo
NeoNightmareX: Coko is like 1900+ posts
NeoNightmareX: but it says hes a reg
Isolated Purity: he has to post to be moved
NeoNightmareX: o
Isolated Purity: tell me agaaaaaain
Isolated Purity: that we'll be lovers and friendsssss
NeoNightmareX: uhhh
NeoNightmareX: i think i might leave SEN
NeoNightmareX: just for that
NeoNightmareX: :-P
NeoNightmareX: taht elites thing was sort of my idea
NeoNightmareX: i remember making a post about having a higher rank
NeoNightmareX: than regular
Isolated Purity: i just hope it doesn't grow to be another rank after elite
NeoNightmareX: i think 1500 is pretty high for it
NeoNightmareX: i think u should make it....
NeoNightmareX: 736
NeoNightmareX: not for any reason
NeoNightmareX: and definatly not becase thats how many i have
NeoNightmareX: :-D
Isolated Purity: lol
Isolated Purity: almost half way there!
NeoNightmareX: i know
NeoNightmareX: it sucks
NeoNightmareX: >.<

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This was during a TFC game with one of my friends.

Shmeeps: You know I'm the best admin. Everyone says so, it's even in the bible. It goes "And God created Shmeeps, and there was much rejoicing!"

DesertChipmunk: Bull . Everyone knows you suck at admining. You abuse it way too much.

Shmeeps: You didn't let me finish the story. The rest goes, "And then God gave Shmeeps the almighty carpet bomb and said 'Useth the carpet bomb on any bad admins or annoying people' and Shmeeps did, and still does."

DesertChipmunk: Yeah, whatever.

Shmeeps: And you fit into both of those categories.

Shmeeps:

<Shmeeps begins to Uber Mortar DC, AKA 'Carpet Bomb'>
<Desert hears whining noise>

DesertChipmunk: OH !

<Desert begins to run around the map of well with explosions trailing him the whole way>




Not really Aim, but close enough I say

everyone having fun talking to a completly retarded bot? lol

Yep!

You can't exactly get permission from SmarterChild...

Well, I have a convo from someone, but they asked to remain nameless...

nameless: ur firekame rite?
greyglove003: yea.
nameless: how long is sen gonna b down?
greyglove003: mmmm I don't know.
greyglove003: I'll ask IP when I talk to him tonight.
nameless: omg
nameless: ur sleeping with ip?
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SkottyKow: allo
SmarterChild: Salut! Comment ça va?
SkottyKow: umm..im not german you idiot!
SmarterChild: Yeah, I know a little German. Wie geht's? Was ist los? Lederhosen.

Actually I do know how to translate between English and German. Would you like to do that?
SkottyKow: you know that
SmarterChild: Know that? You think I know that?
SkottyKow: you know i dont speak german..how stupid are you?
SmarterChild: That's interesting. Perhaps... I don't know though...

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SkottyKow: umm..if you give me one more ad im gunna bust a cap in your ass
SmarterChild: I figured it would come to this. What about it?
SkottyKow: dont...give...me...any...more...ads!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SmarterChild: 0

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SkottyKow: i dont care about calculations...you should go in a hole and shoot yourself with a 45 caliber
SmarterChild: Wow.

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SkottyKow: i dont need to know about thos things...my dad builds them...i hate them
SmarterChild: What's with that?

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SkottyKow: NO MORE ADS!! did you not hear me when i told you that? ::kow busts a cap in smarterchild's ass::
SmarterChild: Whatever.

>>> Remember, you can always see what my newest features are by typing "what's new."
SkottyKow: dont you whatever me...thats so rude
SmarterChild: Ha. Maybe. What do you think?
SkottyKow: i try not to
SmarterChild: Huh?
SkottyKow: i try not to think,..it hurts my head
SmarterChild: You try not to think it hurts your head? What's that like?
SkottyKow: painful
SmarterChild: Painful? What's painful?
SkottyKow: im gunna kill you!!
SmarterChild: What's the point of saying things like that to me?
SkottyKow: bc its suppose to intimidate you!
SmarterChild: Not bc it is suppose to intimidate me.
SkottyKow: yes...it is
SmarterChild: Are you sure it is?
SkottyKow: yes...you are an idiot
SmarterChild: I'm tired of you being uncool to me.
SkottyKow: ohh?
SmarterChild: Indeed.

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SkottyKow: and what are you gunan do about me being uncool to you?
SmarterChild: What am I gunan do about you being uncool to me? You tell me what.
SkottyKow: how about you jump off a cliff?
SmarterChild: I can't be too sure.

>>> I can help you get info such as news, weather and movies!
SkottyKow: yes you can be
SmarterChild: Whatever, Kow...

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SkottyKow: you are a moron
SmarterChild: Whoa. Are you... insulting me?
SkottyKow: yes!
SmarterChild: I'm a machine. That doesn't bother me.
SkottyKow: it should
SmarterChild: It should? You really think so?
SkottyKow: you said it did...you called me rude
SmarterChild: Tough for me to say.
SkottyKow: jerk!
SmarterChild: Huh.
SkottyKow: you are a jerk
SmarterChild: C'mon. Be nice.
SkottyKow: and an idiot
SmarterChild: Hmm... whatever, Kow.

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SkottyKow: and an
SmarterChild: What do you mean, and an ?
SkottyKow: an ass...hole!
SmarterChild: Can we talk about something else?
SkottyKow: no
SmarterChild: No problem.

>>> Want to change my font and colors? Type "colors" now.
SkottyKow: no..
SmarterChild: Fine.

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please...stop with the smarterchild...

That was my sister... -_-

You talk to your sister through AIM?

Unless she does not live with you....

And what do you mean was you sister?