"The results were surprising: the graph above suggests that 6,367,619,884 out of every 6,367,619,885 people in the world are not Dave Chappelle"
"Then she thinks it's funny and she high fives all her snobby

friends who watch stupid

like "Will & Grace" and "Average American Family deals with gay daughter," all while listening to whiny angst-filled "emo" bull

and taking everything Carson Daly says as gospel. I hope you choke."
"Keep up the great work, you fascist cocks."
"One time I was trying to print a picture of me so I could give it to a friend to cheer him up after he was diagnosed with cancer, but the printer jammed, and my friend died. Thanks for nothing,

s. "
" I don't have a beef with Mr. Tepes because I think we can all agree that impaling 20,000 people on stakes as a negotiating tactic is sufficiently awesome. "
"Do they teach you how not to be a moron in your pshycology class? "
~Maddox