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Report, edit, etc...Posted by RexyRex on 2005-02-05 at 00:38:21
This is how it works. My old quote of the day thread was uber-gay. And this quote is like three days old. I always thought Dave Chappelle was funny, so post up to TWO quotes (Max per post) from his show. Try as hard as you can to not use the same quote as someone else. And since I'm the thread starter, I get four becuase Dave is that funny...

Note: I'm assuming what they blank out on his show I'll blank out here.

"I'm Rick James, censored.gif ." - Rick James Episode
"Mmm mmm, censored.gif !!" - Samuel Jackson Skit
"This is not an option, nigga." - Wayne Brady Skit
"Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a censored.gif ?" - Wayne Brady Skit
Report, edit, etc...Posted by DT_Battlekruser on 2005-02-05 at 01:02:52
When 4 quotes have almost as many censored.gif s, this topic can't be all that good or appropriate....
Report, edit, etc...Posted by RexyRex on 2005-02-05 at 01:12:44
It's just the word ßitch. I hope you can live with that. I should have put please no comments unless you have at least one quote, I want to get something out of this thread >_>...
Report, edit, etc...Posted by DT_Battlekruser on 2005-02-05 at 02:21:07
Not the word, just the fact that how appropriate can a show be like that tongue.gif
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Golden-Fist on 2005-02-05 at 08:38:58
Ahem.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Chill on 2005-02-05 at 13:03:06
Dave Chappelle is a funny guy but people who quote him piss me off to no end.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by RexyRex on 2005-02-05 at 15:58:35
Fine then. My other quote thread was gay.
So what I'm trying to say is, give me a funny quote...
Report, edit, etc...Posted by notnuclearrabbit on 2005-02-05 at 16:06:41
[center]I GOT A GOOD ONE!
"Give me a funny quote..." RexyRex
It's real, too!
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Report, edit, etc...Posted by pekkel_the_duck on 2005-02-05 at 17:01:29
"You are what you eat."
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Urmom(U) on 2005-02-05 at 17:58:13
"You must have the best seats in this restaraunt than a censored.gif has ever gotten"-From the Niggar Family skit
Report, edit, etc...Posted by cfro7211 on 2005-02-05 at 18:36:10
"Shoot the "J" ..shoot it!"

cant remember which episode.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kame on 2005-02-06 at 02:07:16
"The results were surprising: the graph above suggests that 6,367,619,884 out of every 6,367,619,885 people in the world are not Dave Chappelle"

"Then she thinks it's funny and she high fives all her snobby censored.gif friends who watch stupid censored.gif like "Will & Grace" and "Average American Family deals with gay daughter," all while listening to whiny angst-filled "emo" bull censored.gif and taking everything Carson Daly says as gospel. I hope you choke."

"Keep up the great work, you fascist cocks."

"One time I was trying to print a picture of me so I could give it to a friend to cheer him up after he was diagnosed with cancer, but the printer jammed, and my friend died. Thanks for nothing, censored.gif s. "

" I don't have a beef with Mr. Tepes because I think we can all agree that impaling 20,000 people on stakes as a negotiating tactic is sufficiently awesome. "

"Do they teach you how not to be a moron in your pshycology class? "

~Maddox
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Golden-Fist on 2005-02-06 at 09:00:37
Maddox rules all.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Chill on 2005-02-06 at 15:24:47
Why the hate on Carson Daly?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kame on 2005-02-06 at 15:53:47
are you saying that because he's dead, or because you liked him?

It's not hate on Carson, it's hate on the groupies who are absolutely in love with him. He hasn't done anything wrong other than create a mob of fan girls.
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