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SEN has been down for me for just about ever. But now I have returned, and what do I find but Neo claiming he is the new lord? Well, Tazzy has striaghtened it all out. Bow to me, and follow the instructions in my signature if you are interested!

Aster 655 (3:10:26 PM): my sensei! you have...BETRAYED me!
Aster 655 (3:10:51 PM): WHY?????????????????????
Aster 655 (3:10:57 PM): arugh!
Looney0Wolf (3:11:51 PM): If you where ever online.....
Aster 655 (3:11:58 PM): i am!
Aster 655 (3:12:06 PM): this young one is not evil
Looney0Wolf (3:12:12 PM): I waited for you for like 2 weeks, never online
Aster 655 (3:12:15 PM): you have utterly DESTROYED me
Looney0Wolf (3:12:25 PM): Not really, his only in training
Aster 655 (3:12:31 PM): arugh
Aster 655 (3:12:34 PM): he killed me
Looney0Wolf (3:12:39 PM): Im seeing how thingss fair
Aster 655 (3:12:51 PM): O_o
Looney0Wolf (3:12:53 PM): Urgh, You cant be killed
Aster 655 (3:13:26 PM): i tried to explain this to him. he claims that since he is now the Lord of Evil, he far outranks me, and can thus kill me
Aster 655 (3:13:30 PM): how can this be?!?
Looney0Wolf (3:14:52 PM): Erm, Not true. In theroy, You outrank him, He is Evil in training, Where infact you are master and lord of chaos. So infact you outrank him 1000 to 1. And Thus i gave you inmortalitiy thus you can not be killed.
Aster 655 (3:15:26 PM): thank you sensei! look what he has claimed to do:

Aster 655 (3:15:40 PM): Aster 655 (8:24:38 PM): FOR I...
NeoNightmareX (8:24:48 PM): you cannot destroy me
NeoNightmareX (8:24:51 PM): i cannot die
Aster 655 (8:24:55 PM): I AM AGENT TRENT ASTER< LORD OF CHAOS, DISCORD AND GENERAL MAYHEM!
NeoNightmareX (8:24:57 PM): and i will protect him
Aster 655 (8:25:00 PM): nor can I die
Aster 655 (8:25:10 PM): it appears we are at a standstill
Aster 655 (8:25:18 PM): perhaps we could strike a deal
NeoNightmareX (8:25:29 PM): *kicks aster in the nuts*
NeoNightmareX (8:25:32 PM): OWNED!
Aster 655 (8:25:33 PM): ouch.
Aster 655 (8:25:44 PM): *SHOOTS neo in the nuts*
Aster 655 (8:25:47 PM): Pwnq32543665orzed
NeoNightmareX (8:25:56 PM): *falls over*
Aster 655 (8:26:16 PM): *also falls over*
Aster 655 (8:26:17 PM): brb
NeoNightmareX (8:26:21 PM): k
Aster 655 (8:26:53 PM): ok
NeoNightmareX (8:27:07 PM): k
Aster 655 (8:27:56 PM): arugh.
Aster 655 (8:27:58 PM): ARUGH.
NeoNightmareX (8:28:12 PM): *kicks in nuts again*
Aster 655 (8:28:30 PM): *returns fire again*
Aster 655 (8:28:32 PM): wow.
NeoNightmareX (8:28:43 PM): GEEZ
NeoNightmareX (8:28:58 PM): it looks like our powers are evenly matched
Aster 655 (8:29:11 PM): hmm.
Aster 655 (8:29:13 PM): well,
Aster 655 (8:29:19 PM): we could split the kingdom of evil
Aster 655 (8:29:22 PM): between us
NeoNightmareX (8:29:27 PM): or...
Aster 655 (8:29:31 PM): or?...
Aster 655 (8:29:36 PM): *cloaks*
Aster 655 (8:29:44 PM): *shields*
NeoNightmareX (8:29:45 PM): *sends everything evil to pin aster for all of eternity*

Aster 655 (3:15:54 PM): apparently, he "pin"ned me.
Looney0Wolf (3:16:41 PM): Again another thus, You are Number 1 untill he has complete his training, Thus he can be killed.

Auto response from Aster 655 (3:16:41 PM): I pushed firekame out of her chair.
this may take awhile

Aster 655 (3:16:52 PM): HAHAHA
Aster 655 (3:16:57 PM): MUAHAHAHAHA
Aster 655 (3:16:58 PM): heh
Aster 655 (3:17:04 PM): by the way,
Aster 655 (3:17:20 PM): has FireKame announced her divorcement of you to you yet?
Looney0Wolf (3:17:49 PM): No idea, But it dont bother me. I ran off with another girl as soon as we got married.... Firekame was not my style of women
Aster 655 (3:17:58 PM): heheheh
Aster 655 (3:17:59 PM): nice
Aster 655 (3:18:01 PM): XD
Looney0Wolf (3:18:11 PM): You can tell her that from me
Looney0Wolf (3:18:14 PM):
Aster 655 (3:18:16 PM): she claims she divorced you
Aster 655 (3:18:17 PM): oh ok
Aster 655 (3:18:19 PM): lol
Aster 655 (3:18:29 PM): also look at this
Looney0Wolf (3:18:32 PM): Anyway back to the Evil empire
Looney0Wolf (3:18:41 PM): Ok im looking
Aster 655 (3:18:42 PM):

Aster 655 (8:30:08 PM): *sends everything chaotic to pin neo for
all of eternity*
Aster 655 (8:30:19 PM): MUAHAHAHAHA
NeoNightmareX (8:30:20 PM): chaotic = evil
Aster 655 (8:30:30 PM): i have my own warriors though
NeoNightmareX (8:30:31 PM): evil < me
Aster 655 (8:30:36 PM): i am a subdivision of tazzy
Aster 655 (8:30:39 PM): he is my sensei
Aster 655 (8:30:44 PM): i will never bow to ye!
NeoNightmareX (8:30:49 PM): therefore by property of inequality
NeoNightmareX (8:30:59 PM): I > everything you and i have
Aster 655 (8:30:59 PM): you lose
NeoNightmareX (8:31:19 PM): i am his heir
NeoNightmareX (8:31:26 PM): therefore i am closer to him than you
Aster 655 (8:31:34 PM): i must take this up with him.
NeoNightmareX (8:31:35 PM): (owned)

Aster 655 (3:19:01 PM): he owned me.
Looney0Wolf (3:21:06 PM): He not not closer he is how i say, Adopted.
You are my hair. But you vanished and i had to adopt a new son.... You are lord and master of Chaos and terror....Infact the more i think about it.....Now you have returned, You now become the propoer lord of evil and master of all my units...And kingdoms and my entire amry of dead and evil and half the world
Looney0Wolf (3:21:33 PM): Neo now would ebcome your hier... Since he only Training a EIT if you will
Aster 655 (3:21:54 PM): i cannot thank you enough o honored one
Looney0Wolf (3:22:20 PM): Once i see him, I will have to tell him, or you.....
Aster 655 (3:22:34 PM): i will inform him given the chance
Looney0Wolf (3:22:39 PM): I had no other choice to give powers to him. Since you my young son where gone..
Aster 655 (3:23:02 PM): apologies, master, but my internet was smited by fearsome other worldly beings.
Aster 655 (3:23:09 PM): (i then killed them. )
Aster 655 (3:23:15 PM):
Looney0Wolf (3:23:48 PM): But now you back, I hope you Chause much evil and pain and evil suffering as i did, Spaer noone, Kill eveyone. Turn there rotton bodys into undea warriors....
Aster 655 (3:23:55 PM): MUAHAHAHAHA
Aster 655 (3:24:11 PM): I will try to live up to my title, master
Looney0Wolf (3:24:23 PM): And by the way, Once you become master of evil and power of evything all your warriors. of chaos will become Undead Chaos warriors.
Looney0Wolf (3:24:50 PM): You coyld now retire your titel to neo....
Aster 655 (3:24:53 PM): now that is quite the amazing thing. i assume this means they will be invincible?
Aster 655 (3:24:55 PM): i could.
Looney0Wolf (3:25:03 PM): Since you own eveything..
Aster 655 (3:25:15 PM): but i don't b elieve he is quite chaotic enough. i think i shall find new underlings
Aster 655 (3:25:38 PM): Lords of Chaos, Terror, Insanity, Pain, Fear, and Shadows must be found
Aster 655 (3:25:44 PM): and Craziness.
Looney0Wolf (3:26:03 PM): Just remember this, Young one....If you should invade my land i can just as quckly smite your powers from you, The Higher evils will be watching...
Aster 655 (3:26:33 PM): i would never think of such blasphemy
Aster 655 (3:26:38 PM): you made me what i am today
Looney0Wolf (3:26:58 PM): Good good. Now let evil carry on its war to world conquest!
Aster 655 (3:27:14 PM): I shall conquer!
Aster 655 (3:27:28 PM): BWAHAHAHAHA
Looney0Wolf (3:27:51 PM): Tip: For the role playing, The entire world can not be taken over....
Aster 655 (3:28:03 PM): hmm
Aster 655 (3:28:05 PM): why?
Looney0Wolf (3:28:06 PM): As it would work out wrong
Aster 655 (3:28:10 PM): how so?
Looney0Wolf (3:28:43 PM): People would rebel, Causing mass chaos..... Kingdoms, will fall. Warriros will rot.
Aster 655 (3:28:51 PM): *sigh*
Aster 655 (3:28:52 PM): true
Looney0Wolf (3:29:07 PM): Higher evils could not sustain, Such a rebelling
Looney0Wolf (3:29:19 PM): But if done right, Done slowly it will work
Looney0Wolf (3:29:24 PM): It did so far me
Aster 655 (3:29:40 PM): How much of this earthly realm have you conquered?
Looney0Wolf (3:30:45 PM): About 78%, Godly heros and the light side show much resestence.....And they have a powerfull, Defence
Aster 655 (3:31:07 PM): blast
Looney0Wolf (3:31:26 PM): Remember, You are a new lord of evil.. The light side will not suspect you to try and carry on the war so fast..
Looney0Wolf (3:31:44 PM): They will if i am right think you will cool off the war,,,
Looney0Wolf (3:32:23 PM): Anyway, The higer evils will allways contact me to give you your orders..
Aster 655 (3:32:27 PM): subterfuge, secrecy, and spying are my specialties. the fools who defend "good" will never suspect me. Especially, if we pretend neo IS the new evil lord?
Aster 655 (3:32:33 PM): no. too risky.
Aster 655 (3:33:04 PM): the higher evils control my body and my empty soul i was sent to destroy this world
Aster 655 (3:33:51 PM): i am actualkly an ancient B abylonian chaos god and I have recently awoken from a deep and terrible sleep. i am now destined to obliterate all humankind from the face of their world.
Aster 655 (3:33:55 PM): actually*
Looney0Wolf (3:35:45 PM): So was i, I was a mere normal human boy. Bent on conquering the world. The formaer lord of evil befor me. Shaw my hatefullness to the worl and mask me the new lord and evil. He is now a higer evil. So shall i become in a while. Being a higher evil is not as fun, But we know all the news.... But we cant give way all the news....
Looney0Wolf (3:36:28 PM): Anyway, I know you will do great yuong one
Aster 655 (3:36:33 PM): What exactly do thew higher evils do?
Aster 655 (3:36:39 PM): thank you sir
Aster 655 (3:36:45 PM): I hope to do as well as you
Aster 655 (3:36:47 PM): the*
Looney0Wolf (3:38:11 PM): Well, They are humans would call the goverment..... They call the shots. And could easly Stripe us of powers in mer seconds, They know all and see all. But can not intervene in the war, but only watch and give mere small tips and quests and missions. Fauiler to do so can mean bad things..
Looney0Wolf is away at 3:38:41 PM.
Looney0Wolf returned at 3:38:41 PM.
Aster 655 (3:38:43 PM): they are gods? and we are simple demons?
Looney0Wolf (3:39:56 PM): There are the evil gods, and we are mere servents.... They have told me themselfs i have more power and more evilness then most of the higerevils. Now i am one. I can conceran on becoming the head higer evil.
Aster 655 (3:40:12 PM): go lord tazzy!
Aster 655 (3:40:16 PM):
Aster 655 (3:40:20 PM): i wish you luck
Looney0Wolf (3:41:21 PM): I dont belive in luck.
Aster 655 (3:41:41 PM): i wish you good judgment and much power, then.
Looney0Wolf (3:41:49 PM): I have got to go for about 5 mins....
Aster 655 (3:41:53 PM): i wish you evilness into infinity
Aster 655 (3:41:53 PM): ok
Looney0Wolf (3:44:36 PM): I have returned!!!!
Aster 655 (3:44:52 PM): Victory is mine
Looney0Wolf (3:46:56 PM): What off?
Aster 655 (3:47:10 PM): i've returned to SEN
Aster 655 (3:47:14 PM): as the Lord of Evil!
Aster 655 (3:47:17 PM): MUAHAHAHAHA
Aster 655 (3:47:29 PM): very awesome style
Looney0Wolf (3:47:58 PM): Well i got to go, Im gonig to travil in time to roman times, And well make them think im a god.... Anyway later
Aster 655 (3:48:09 PM): All right, I think
Aster 655 (3:48:10 PM): that I
Aster 655 (3:48:14 PM): will go to...
Aster 655 (3:48:15 PM): hmm
Aster 655 (3:48:18 PM): Egypt.
Aster 655 (3:48:20 PM): Yes, egypt.
Looney0Wolf (3:48:29 PM): Rome: Total war!
Aster 655 (3:48:31 PM): they'll have no problem believing i'm a god
Aster 655 (3:48:34 PM): i know
Aster 655 (3:48:35 PM): but,
Aster 655 (3:48:41 PM): i will go to egypt
Looney0Wolf is away at 3:48:41 PM.
Auto response from Looney0Wolf (3:48:41 PM): Tazzy is now on the loose!!! Thanx to you for letting him out of your sight! Women will no longer be safe!
Aster 655 (3:48:46 PM): LOL
Looney0Wolf returned at 3:48:53 PM.
Looney0Wolf (3:49:10 PM): yup uberage Away message!
Looney0Wolf (3:49:15 PM): later
Aster 655 (3:49:16 PM): very uber
Aster 655 (3:49:17 PM): war out sensei
Looney0Wolf (3:49:23 PM): War out

This proves something. I have forgotten what.
Thank you.

-- Aster, Lord of Evil, Death, Darkness, and Disease
Former Lord of Chaos, Discord, and General Mayhem

Dude this thing is finished for a while. Yoshi is more evil than anyone else. You're just some guys with an astronaut name.

you both got played, suckas.

neither of you are the lord of evil.

The Lord of Evil can press the Ban button.

Can you press the Ban button?

GIVE THIS MAN A MEDAL! Splendiferous post, I must say!

Splendiferous?
Wtf does that mean? (English not my first language)

I used to be able to

It's the past tenths of splendiforial.

I am sorry Aster, but that is my area. I have been the Lord of Insanity since the day I joined. To be more specific, the SPLoI, Self-Proclaimed Lord of Insanity.
And so anyone who tries to take my throne shall incur the Wrath of Insanity, both Chaotic and Calm, Disruptful and Harmonious, Evil and Holy!

LOL

EzDay2 is now the Official Lord of Insanity. :-P


I can press the Warn button.


Tazzy has always been the Lord since the early days of SEN, now his title has been passed to me.

And you, Shadow, are a fool. You were formerly evil. Now look at you...

And yeah, Zombie, I often use that away message.

"Lord of Chaos"
Weren't you lord of chaos? Or did you resign?

Tazzy will always be the Lord of Evil

I was Lord of Chaos, but now that I have a general Lord of Evil title, my lesser titles are retired to new underlings. And Tazzy is now, as he said, a "higher evil" and since I am his heir, I am now the Lord of Evil.

That's cause you stole it from me, moron!

A little off-topic, but..
"Who knew that evil could look this good?"
... Umm...
That looks both disgusting, and evil...
Flesh colored flesh on the face...
Weird, hair colored hair that's several inches long...
Human-like mouth and nose...

k asstar. Tazzy still owns you.i

Since so many of my freinds have died recently i have decided to dun myself lord of Sorrow

If EzDay2's the Lord of Insanity, then how come you still have a position for "Lord of Craziness"? Having a Lord of Craziness and a Lord of Insanity seems rather redundant.

How come there isn't a position for "Lord of Deceit"? If there isn't, well... I PROCLAIM MYSELF THE LORD OF DECEIT!!!

W/E Aster, buy i will never look up to you, Lords of Evil probally should be abit ACTIVE at the site, not just logon once every 2 weeks so he can keep his mod position

Sory, but SEN was down for me for 2 weeks, High.