Report, edit, etc...Posted by Staredit.Net Essence on 2005-02-15 at 03:21:53
You know you're living in 2005 when...
1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.
2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.
4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.
5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses.
6. You go home after a long day at work and you still answer the phone in a businesslike manner.
7. You make phone calls from home and you accidentally dial "9" to get an outside line.
8. You've sat at the same desk for four years and worked for three different companies.
10. You learn about your redundancy on the 11 o'clock news.
11. Your boss doesn't have the ability to do your job.
12. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home.
13. Every commercial on television has a website at the bottom of the screen.
14. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it.
15. You get up in the morning and go online before getting your coffee.
16. You start tilting your head sideways to smile.
17. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.
18. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.
19. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on this list.
AND NOW YOU'RE LAUGHING at yourself.
1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.
2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.
4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.
5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses.
6. You go home after a long day at work and you still answer the phone in a businesslike manner.
7. You make phone calls from home and you accidentally dial "9" to get an outside line.
8. You've sat at the same desk for four years and worked for three different companies.
10. You learn about your redundancy on the 11 o'clock news.
11. Your boss doesn't have the ability to do your job.
12. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home.
13. Every commercial on television has a website at the bottom of the screen.
14. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it.
15. You get up in the morning and go online before getting your coffee.
16. You start tilting your head sideways to smile.
17. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.
18. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.
19. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on this list.
AND NOW YOU'RE LAUGHING at yourself.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by AqoTrooper on 2005-02-15 at 07:01:00
Old... I saw that in WB a month ago... or at least something very similar.
Anyhow, for me 2, 15, 18 and 19 are true :\
Anyhow, for me 2, 15, 18 and 19 are true :\
Report, edit, etc...Posted by iamacow on 2005-02-15 at 07:48:34
When you write the date you put '05 at the end.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by chuiu on 2005-02-15 at 11:43:51
10,11,13,15 except when it's Mountain Dew I desire, 18, 19 are all true for me. 
Report, edit, etc...Posted by IsolatedPurity on 2005-02-15 at 20:57:13
You order pizza online.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by KrAzY on 2005-02-16 at 09:50:58
lmao, I've been knew there wasn't a #9 but it can be psychic to other players.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by axblader on 2005-02-16 at 17:47:10
number 56 is true for me....
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Golden-Fist on 2005-02-16 at 18:45:24
QUOTE(Peazel @ Feb 15 2005, 03:21 AM)
18. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.
19. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on this list. [/b]
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LMFAO I LOVE TAHT
Report, edit, etc...Posted by EzDay281 on 2005-02-16 at 21:58:58
I noticed something was wrong, but I thought I just made a mistake while scrolling xD
Report, edit, etc...Posted by KrAzY on 2005-02-17 at 22:46:29
If your screen is higher then 800x600 then you don't have to scroll up
Report, edit, etc...Posted by AqoTrooper on 2005-02-18 at 07:30:16
QUOTE(krazydrunkking @ Feb 18 2005, 06:46 AM)
If your screen is higher then 800x600 then you don't have to scroll up
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my screen is 1024*768 and I still had to...
Report, edit, etc...Posted by KrAzY on 2005-02-18 at 09:34:11
Sure What ever, this is size 1028x768
Report, edit, etc...Posted by AqoTrooper on 2005-02-19 at 10:36:45
QUOTE(krazydrunkking @ Feb 18 2005, 05:34 PM)
Sure What ever, this is size 1028x768
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well, I scroll after every line I read
Report, edit, etc...Posted by chuiu on 2005-02-19 at 11:30:06
Scroll? Whats that?
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Report, edit, etc...Posted by EzDay281 on 2005-02-19 at 11:55:30
"If your screen is higher then 800x600 then you don't have to scroll up"
I have 1024x768.
Just because the screen is big enough to encompass 8-19 doesn't mean that I will necesarily have it in sight. Personally, I had it scrolled too far to see it.
As Aqo said, 'I scroll after every line'. Or something like that.
I have 1024x768.
Just because the screen is big enough to encompass 8-19 doesn't mean that I will necesarily have it in sight. Personally, I had it scrolled too far to see it.
As Aqo said, 'I scroll after every line'. Or something like that.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by KrAzY on 2005-02-19 at 12:34:17
QUOTE(chuiu_os @ Feb 19 2005, 08:30 AM)
Scroll? Whats that?
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You got 1280x1024 (So am I) and thats over 800x600 so what are you talking about
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Golden-Fist on 2005-02-19 at 13:19:26
Chu how big is your screen I think we have same size:
11somethingsomethingx9somethingsomething
WHICH MAKES US THA PWNS
11somethingsomethingx9somethingsomething
WHICH MAKES US THA PWNS
Report, edit, etc...Posted by chuiu on 2005-02-19 at 13:46:40
You could have just right clicked and gone to properties on the image or read the post above you.
1280 x 1024
1280 x 1024
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Staredit.Net Essence on 2005-02-19 at 13:54:07
#9 is true for me,
Honestly, I must live in the '80s because I find cell phones are almost completely useless, a waste of time and money to get one. I don't call people all the time. DOes everyone else us ea cell phone...?
Honestly, I must live in the '80s because I find cell phones are almost completely useless, a waste of time and money to get one. I don't call people all the time. DOes everyone else us ea cell phone...?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kame on 2005-02-19 at 14:50:17
I use a cellphone...my schedule is so messed up by theater I pretty much have to
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Staredit.Net Essence on 2005-02-20 at 03:49:14
QUOTE(Golden-Fist @ Feb 16 2005, 06:45 PM)
LMFAO I LOVE TAHT
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rofl, i loved it too when i read it, and then i laughed and i looked below and it said your laughing at yourself
Report, edit, etc...Posted by HeRtZ on 2005-02-20 at 03:54:22
oh your very tricky but i dont like cell phones they get annoying after awhile. and i liked your number 9 joke 
you got me there
you got me there