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Credit to the guy who started a thread like this few months ago.

So, the question is: What would you do for 1 billion dollars?

For example:
Bob: I'd be gay with my dad
Random Kid: I'd get AIDS for getting 1 billion dollars

Note: Those examples do not reflect current views of this poster, ie me. They are just examples I've seen in the previous threads.

Anything that wouldn't reduce my lifespan.

1 billion dollars? that's crazy... I'll like... leave the computer for a day...

I don't know what I would do until I had to do it.

You'd pay a trillion for a billion???

What would you do FOR a billion dollars.

Not what would you do with it.
I'd do nothing, just give it to me damnit.

YOu beat me to it

I'd also do nothing if you'd ask me

i'd steal the declaration of independence

Who cares about The Declaration of Independence?

It has nothing of value today. All it's contents are no longer usefull.

hmmm... I would do anything exept:

Kill Family / relatives
Kill Myself

Or eat Old Moldy Cheese...

"Not what would you do with it."
Umm... I didn't see anyone state what they'd do with it...

Hmm...
Well, it depends on if I can use the billion dollars BEFORE I need to do the task.
Like, if I could have some people stand by with some sleeping gas or something that'll knock me unconcious in atmost 10 seconds, I'd smash my hand with a hammer that has a hand-sized head.
I dunno, it would be easier to have someone just give me a task and ask if I owuld do it.

I misread chu's post :/

[center]Anything someone would tell me to do as long as it didn't end my life, or inable me to enjoy my money to the fullest extent. But since you don't want my to tell what I'd do with the billion if I ever got it, I'm going to tell you anyways. I'd spend every bit of that money on cocaine. Then build a house from the cocaine and have a large stash in it for myself.[/center]

If I was you I'd resell the cocaine and start a drug dealing gang to get more money.

The question isn't "What would you do for $1,000,000,000.00?"
It's more along the line fo "What wouldn't you do for $1,000,000,000.00?"

It sounds better the second way because you don't have to think so much.

what would i do? i would laugh at you and say. "bullsh!t...il just steal it..."

anyways...the person offering it might betray you...

or...

id eat POTATOES!

or...

il insult Bill Gates...in his face

unless he bribes me not too...for 2 billion...

So you would pay me $2 billion for a billion bucks? Okay pay up and I'll give you ur billion.

Anything. Ya thats right. ANYTHING.

I'd Eat

"Anything. Ya thats right. ANYTHING."
Ah. Okay.
Hand me that rope and those knives over there would ya', then?
*EzDay2 ties up Pears and starts cutting off small pieces, starting from the toes, then the fingers, and so on, until Pears is dead
*EzDay2 hands Pears 1 billion in cash

I would go buy my self a Dodge Viper XD and get a new computer buy 6,000 more cd keys Get a house Build my own army and kill people XD jk lol idk this is really hard