WARCRAFT 3: Quotes
Dwarf Gunman - I shot the sherif, I shot the deputy and your wee doggy too.
Mortor Team - Tassadar has failed us, you must not
Hero Nightelf Archer - How come I never run out of arrows?
Pit Lord - Welcome to the Jaina in the morning(Anouncer), Well here's somebody and his girlfriend Kim(Jaina), Well yeah(Kim), Well Kim Kim, I love you but I have to tell you something, I'm a demon, more of a like a Pit Lord(Pit Lord), What? I thought you work at the Post office(Kim)
Pit Lord - Hmm I think I have someone stuck in my teeth
theres more
Hype only results in disappointment.
- Me
"You should always obey your parents when they are present"
- Mark Twain
"I reject your reality and substitute with my own"
-Adam Savage
I'll post some more later
"How can there be intelligent life in other planets when there isn't any here?"
-ME
If you break a rule, I'll break your account.
-BeeR_KeG[eM]
>Moved to Garbage Forum
...... I thought people would make Video Game Quotes, omg wtf
O well, this gives more versitility
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"you laugh at me because im different, i laugh at you because your all the same"
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"Only dead fish go with the flow"
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"Anyone can fly, unless your a chicken"
I got alot of these, im kinda lazy to put them all on, so i just posted the ones i remember
You can't have manslaughter without laughter!
-Jamie
You can't have analogy without anal!
-Me
Great... ONLY MAKE QUOTES THAT ARE INTO GAMES NOT REAL LIFE, YOU GUYS ALREADY CHANGED IT TO REAL LIFE QUOTES... NOW BEER THINKS I GOT THIS TOPIC INTO THE WRONG FORUM
ADDITION:
People should show quotes what I already Know, not what I don't know...
hmm...don't remember the quote, it's in the extended version of Morrowind, where you go talk to the dwemer ghost. Bloody brilliant.
And whilst we're on Mark Twain:
I try not to let school get in the way of my education.
You fought the law....And the law won
-Unknown
Theres more but I can't think of anymore.
"I took the path less travelled"
--Forget who.
"guns don't kill people! physics kills people!"
~My science teacher
"Simple minds amused easily"
I don't think about the future, it comes soon enough
-Ghost in The Shell
=D
"Why Hello there, Isolated Purity! I see you in my scope!"
~ Yoshi_Da_Sniper
Would you like a kiwi?
~Me.
Whats the whole thing with kiwis on this site?
"A state of skepticism and suspense may amuse a few inquisitive minds. But the practice of superstition is so congenial to the multitude that, if they are forcibly awakened, they will regret the loss of their pleasing vision. Their love of the marvellous and supernatural, their curiosity with regard to future events, and their strong propensity to extend their hopes and fears beyond the limits of the visible world, were the principal causes which favoured the establishment of Polytheism. So urgent on the vulgar is the necessity of believing, that the fall of any system of mythology will most probably be succeeded by the introduction of some other mode of superstition."
- Edward Gibbon, 1737-1794
Long story short, I was part of this other site called "Kiwi Box" when I first joined. So, to be different I decided to offer new people kiwis.
Then everyone else did it.
N00bs.
I should probably post a few quotes, eh?
"Desacrates said, 'I think, therefore I am.' I say 'I do not think, that is why I exist.'"
~Taisen Deshimaru
Those who seek the truth by means of intellect and learning only get further and further away from it. Not till your thoughts cease all their branching here and there, not till you abandon all thoughts of seeking for something, not till your mind is motionless as wood or stone, will you be on the right road to the Gate
~Huang Po
One day a student asked Ike no Taiga, "What is the most difficult part of painting?"
Taiga said, "The part of the paper where nothing is painted is the most difficult."
~Zen parable
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Tazzy: My narrow understanding, Defies me yet again
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Tazzy: Seen any headless chickens...Runing around here?
Mine... I use them all the time.
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"Before you insult someone first walk a mile in their shoes. That way you'll be a mile away, and you'll have their shoes."
- A very wise man
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"Wipe yourself off man, you dead"
- Chris Tucker
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"Nuclear Launch Detected"
- Overmind/Protoss Guy/Adjutant
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"Do not worry about your difficulties in mathematics; I can assure you that mine are still greater"
- Albert Einstein
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"Do not worry about your difficulties in StarCraft; I can assure you that mine are still greater"
- E)s-Fury

"Explain this odd behaviour... stop poking me!... whado I look like, an Orc?... this is not Warcraft in space!... it's much more, sophistocated!... I know it's not 3-d!"
-Artanis
"Where shall my blood be spilt today?"
-Acolyte?
"I sense a soul, in search of answers"
-Person on Diablo, or so I hear
"I sense a soul, in search of answers"
-Arbiter
"I sense a soul, in search of answers"
-Observer's recording of the Diablo one
"It looks like a giant, bloated, mushroom!"
-Observer recording
"One small step for man... one gi- STO-O-O-OP PO-O-O-OKING MEEEEEE!"
-ANOTHER Observer Recording
"I'm about to drop the hammer, and dispense some indescriminate justice!"
-Siege Tank
"You call down the thunder, n then reap the whirlwind!"
-Idiots with bad hearing
"You call down the thunder, n reap the whirlwind!"
-More idiots
"You call down the whirlwind, n I'll reap the thunder!"
-Complete morons
"You call down the thunder, 'n I'll reap the whirlwind!"
-Ghost
"Omg.. my parents heard that and now there comming up the stairs to beat me with a bat" - Yoshi
Hahahahaha!!!!
