Report, edit, etc...Posted by n2o-SiMpSoNs on 2005-02-27 at 20:32:21
I would ask him "Why the platapus?"
Report, edit, etc...Posted by CheeZe on 2005-02-27 at 20:36:38
"Can you make something more powerful than you? Please?"
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Voyager7456(MM) on 2005-02-27 at 21:02:43
Lol... the first question I thought of was "Do you exist"... but if I asked him the question, wouldn't I already know?
"What is the purpose of life?"
"What is the purpose of life?"
Report, edit, etc...Posted by EzDay281 on 2005-02-27 at 21:53:54
QUOTE
Lol... the first question I thought of was "Do you exist"... but if I asked him the question, wouldn't I already know?
That's what I thought XD
Hmm.. probably something along the lines of
"How can I easily and practicaly ask any question from you without having to die, meditate, use a diamond, or climb up the magical staircase guarded by a cyclops, while also recieving an answer?"
EDIT:
I love to exploit crap
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Warlord on 2005-02-27 at 21:55:01
How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
or
Why do they call ham "canadian bacon"?
or
Why did the chicken REALLY cross the road?
or
Why do they call ham "canadian bacon"?
or
Why did the chicken REALLY cross the road?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by PhexEon on 2005-02-27 at 22:15:44
Why Am I HERE?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by LegacyWeapon on 2005-02-27 at 22:18:34
"Can I have your e-mail?"
Report, edit, etc...Posted by chuiu on 2005-02-27 at 22:31:49
I would simply ask him "why".
Report, edit, etc...Posted by MillenniumArmy on 2005-02-27 at 22:33:41
Yea, like chu, i'd ask him "why."
And that would include an eclectic variety of things such as wordly issues, girls, finances, school, grades, family, violence, etc...
And that would include an eclectic variety of things such as wordly issues, girls, finances, school, grades, family, violence, etc...
Report, edit, etc...Posted by pekkel_the_duck on 2005-02-27 at 22:35:40
I would say, "Earth kinda suxors for me. Make Earth v.II, where everyone can be happy."
God:"No."
Pekkel:"Okie doke."
God:"No."
Pekkel:"Okie doke."
Report, edit, etc...Posted by CheeZe on 2005-02-27 at 22:36:43
QUOTE(MillenniumArmy @ Feb 27 2005, 10:33 PM)
Yea, like chu, i'd ask him "why."
And that would include an eclectic variety of things such as wordly issues, girls, finances, school, grades, family, violence, etc...
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And that would include an eclectic variety of things such as wordly issues, girls, finances, school, grades, family, violence, etc...
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Heh, the typical questions of someone greedy.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mr.Camo on 2005-02-28 at 00:20:11
When the hell is Jesus coming down to the party at Earth?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Zombie on 2005-02-28 at 00:41:01
"Can i be death plz"
Report, edit, etc...Posted by RexyRex on 2005-02-28 at 00:56:05
"Can I ask you another question?"
That was in all seriousness.
That was in all seriousness.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by ShadowBrood on 2005-02-28 at 00:59:57
Why can't I have mind powers?
or
Why does Micheal Jackson exist?
or
Why does you fanclub keep trying to convert me?
or
Why does Micheal Jackson exist?
or
Why does you fanclub keep trying to convert me?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Warlord on 2005-02-28 at 02:08:48
"If all Zilks are Zerks, all Zerks are Zoops, and all Zoops are Zerks, then WHY THE F 
HAVENT YOU GIVEN ME A MILLION DOLLERS?!
HAVENT YOU GIVEN ME A MILLION DOLLERS?!Report, edit, etc...Posted by Nozomu on 2005-02-28 at 02:17:24
Why do you make people suffer?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by AqoTrooper on 2005-02-28 at 06:51:31
"How can I get rich fast and easy without hurting anyone?"
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Chill on 2005-02-28 at 08:04:03
Does he have to answer?
If so...
What is a sure way that I can instantly become more powerful than you with no effort on my part.
It's flawless. The "sure way" bit makes it so he can't just tell you and then say, "but that's never going to happen." "Instantly" ensures that he can't tell you "fine, you can do this. It won't actually take effect for many years, but it will work. Lastly, by saying, "no effort on my part," you can't get a response like "sure! Just eat that giant slab of granite and you're greater than god!"
If so...
What is a sure way that I can instantly become more powerful than you with no effort on my part.
It's flawless. The "sure way" bit makes it so he can't just tell you and then say, "but that's never going to happen." "Instantly" ensures that he can't tell you "fine, you can do this. It won't actually take effect for many years, but it will work. Lastly, by saying, "no effort on my part," you can't get a response like "sure! Just eat that giant slab of granite and you're greater than god!"
Report, edit, etc...Posted by notnuclearrabbit on 2005-02-28 at 13:11:00
[center]nuclear
rabbit: "How come you don't exist?"
God: "..."
Anyway... I'd probably ask why this world is so ed up![/center]
rabbit: "How come you don't exist?"God: "..."
Anyway... I'd probably ask why this world is so
ed up![/center]Report, edit, etc...Posted by Robi on 2005-02-28 at 14:17:46
I'll ask him :
"can i ask infinite questions ?"
"how old are you ?"
"do you know who created you ?"
"will you die a day ?"
"can you make absolutly anything?"
"can i ask infinite questions ?"
"how old are you ?"
"do you know who created you ?"
"will you die a day ?"
"can you make absolutly anything?"
Report, edit, etc...Posted by AqoTrooper on 2005-02-28 at 14:26:00
QUOTE(Robi @ Feb 28 2005, 10:17 PM)
I'll ask him :
"can i ask infinite questions ?"
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It's a yes/no quastion, he can simply say 'no'...
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Robi on 2005-02-28 at 14:33:38
he can simply say "yes" too lol ;p
Report, edit, etc...Posted by LegacyWeapon on 2005-02-28 at 14:36:53
Well, since this topic is about just one question, he would just say no.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Robi on 2005-02-28 at 15:48:27
[joke]but maybe he will fall into my sexiness and give me infinite answers[/joke]