This is a place in the garbage forum where ppl can come in when they don't feeling like doin' nothin', are bored out of their minds, and feel like saying something stupid but not get in trouble for it.
Thank god for the Garbage forum right?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Pat Buchanan's Answer:
To steal a job from a decent, hard-working American, dammit!
A man walked from jerusalem to Tel Aviv and saw a spoon on the floor.
There is no spoon.
A guy strolled from jerusalem to Tel Aviv and noticed a spork on the ground.
There is no spork.
[center]"Mom: Timmy, help your sister stff her turkey."
"Timmy: Mom, your pie's the best!"
"Dad: Who wants skin on their meat?"[/center]
Father: "Ben, can you please close the window? it's cold outside..."
Ben: "and if I close the window will it become warm outside?"
What did the orange said to the banana?
Nothing! fruits don't speak duh...
Little Timmy was a chemist
Little Timmy is no more
What he thought was H2O
Was really H2SO4
aaronsan wa, nan ji goro nemasuka?
EEA BAKA!
This is a pure spam topic. No purpose whatsoever :\