Ok what I am looking for is ULTIMATE EVIL PLANS to exact on people for a comic one of my friends are making. They don't have to be overly thought out but the funnier and crazier the better.

Take this example for instance. In the comic I use my cat with a pen attached to his forehead to scribble over the finished work of people so they fail classes. Make it funny either starcraft related or just irrelevant.
Another Example: Whats a evil plan that will send people into madness!
Answer: Why not send a zergling through a bunch of obstacles and see if they survive! We will call it a bound!
And if we choose your response you will get credit!