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http://mplay.donga.com/dkbnews/2004/0207_epi7-500k.wmv

I just found this, have no idea where the rest of the episodes are though.

For those of you who don't want to/can't download a huge file of this size. The movie is best described as being just like a bad horror movie. It is both funny and kickass at the same time. It's in all korean (except the dialogue sounds from starcraft which really add NOTHING to the movie) because korean's made it.

It's basically a movie about terran's going to this one zerg infested planet, meeting protoss (and I think allying with them) then being overwhelmed by zerg. After that, a rescue mission is sent to retrieve people who actually got out of the BattleCruisers (or in other words, 1 General).

For the most part it's poorly animated, but it's still pretty cool to watch.

My god! The ZEALOTS!!!! !! They'ere like power rangers!!!! (the dying ultra sonded like a monkey)

Sounded more like an elephant to me.

Well, one sound I caught... -_-

I laughed my head off at this. THe guys laugh is so retareded lol. Also a pink zealot? Matrix? This was so damn funny lol. And sometimes when they talk it makes no sense.
and slow motion
"Attack formation"
"This core halls a mess"

It's still funny and cool at the same time. We need english translation of the korean text. :/

And most of all, we need to hunt for the other episodes!

Haha, that was so retarded. I wish my zealots could jump kick after getting leg enhancments. http://www.shacknews.com/ja.zz?id=9471772 It's not the same but it's still really funny watching highlights timed to hardcore music.

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I especially liked the repetition of "But I do this for auir, not you!"

I especialy liked the part when he goes "How may I help" 4 times in a row.

Haha this was also posted at Team Liquid.

Yeah I found it there.

[center]LMFAO!... I didn't watch.[/center]

My buffering is at 4% so im guessing this will take awhile. I will edit this post on what i thought of the movie when im done watching it. All i gotta say is it better be worth all the memory thats going to waste here. lol...

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Well that movie was great, What ide do for a little intro with those type of graphics in them..good god *bows*

I can't believe I just watched that...

Credit to the creators, because at times the animation was pretty good, but generally it was pants.

I was laughing so hard at the dialogue that I couldn't breathe. Goes to show what happens when people with an entirely different language system decide to use soundbites from English to 'spice up' their productions.

One word to describe the result would be: stupid.

I think it was supposed to be dumb dude. Who watched Zoolander or Napoleon Dynamite expecting something incredibly witty? Do you really think high kicking Zealots were supposed to be cool? It was meant to be as retarded as possible and I think they pulled it off quite nicly =D

Hey, I thought it was cool so stfu!

My download stopped like 25% of the way though so i only saw part of it.

Well unless you can read Korean or get it translated, we won't really know.

I actually think that it was meant to be quite serious. What appears ridiculously clichéd and funny for all the wrong reasons to an English-speaker, might be really cool to a speaker of another language.

Knowing the Korean obsession with Starcraft, and the number of rubbish anime shows pouring from the Far East, I think my opinion might be justified.

Any more Starcraft movies? I know there used to be a DVD of Starcraft they kept advertising on the horizontal bar thing.

That was for the cinematics from the game.

Check out my new avatar/signature.

Feedback on that? And did anyone find any other episodes?

Haha, pure sweetness man. Good job. Though I would have choosen the jump kick if I were you.

PS: Anyone else notice that the music in the background was Ramstein? =D

Some of the action was cool, but the dialogue rates as the most retarded I've seen in 17 years.

At least you chose some of the best bits for your avatar/sig.

HAHAHAH! OMG THEY SAID THE MOST HILLARIOUS THINGS! ROFL!

I watched it a second time (=-O) and I'm almost positive the text at the bottem is just subtitling all of what the units say for the intended audience (korean viewers). I believe this because everytime they repeat themselves the same text appears at the bottem of the screen. Thus they are mocking the repetitivness ordering a unit to do something and hearing the same thing from them over and over... Just a theory though.

EDIT: Awww, ing n00bs. Never use goliaths against ground OMGZWTFPWNBBQTACOSAUCE?! XD