I wore orange on purpose.
Tomorrow my friends and I are going to wear all green and go around saying, "HAH, can't pinch me, I'm wearing green!!" like true idiots.

If you're into black humor, here's one particular exchange I had today:
Someone: Hey, you're not wearing green.
Me: Yes I am. *points at orange shirt*
Someone: That's not green...
Me: DON'T MAKE FUN OF ME CAUSE I'M COLOR BLIND!! *cries*