Report, edit, etc...Posted by Rhiom on 2005-03-21 at 23:36:51
This topic is about a tale that we invented one day, this tale can be used for explaining anyhting.... yes anyhting, it might not actually explain it but it will make it sound as if the thing you are explaining actually has some signifigance/ a history...
Origins of The Tale: one day in chemistry I was extremely bored. the teahcer i had that semester seemd to have a way of make even the most interesting things completely unenthralling...So when I had my chemistry book in front of me i had no idea why becuase i had been spacing out, so i decided to ask my freind next to me.
Rhiom: Why do i have this text book in front of me?
freind: do you really want to know?
Rhiom: ya kinda...
Freind: well let me tell you....
And remember the entire tale that you are about to hear was made up entirely on the spot impromptue, with added commentary by myself with the main credit going to my friend.
Once upon a time, in fact, exactly 5 years ago,
in a land not too far but not enterly unlike Japan,
there lived a samurai lord, and this Samurai lord was actually a psychic anthropormorphic pear...
this Psychic anthropormorphic pear lorded over the land using his psychic powers
as well as yusing his giant army of Samurai Dildos, who used there dildo powers to hack and slash all those who would challenge the pear...
and for a time their was peace and the poeple prosperd, growing and thriving,
until one day....
It was a dark and stormy day in the mind of the anthropormorphic pear, but in everyone elses mind it was actually only slightly overcast,
anyway, on that day the Panthers attacked,
They burrowed up from their underground city to challenge the holdings of the anthropormorphic pear.
They attacked the people using their panther like claws, and their panther like stingers,
they swooped down upon the poeple with their panther like wings, and they racked at the people with their panther like talons.... but most of all they used their advanced knowledge of thermodynamics to triumph over the people...
In response the psychic anthropormorphic pear responded by sending his didlo samurai warriors to do battle with the flying mole panthers, and he used his psychic powers to annoy the pnather people with slight irritation...
but it was to no avail, and the panthers crushed the pears armies...
all but taken from the throne, the pear was in deep state of thought, when it occured to him that he needed a champion.
so he used his psychic powers to call out to the people, that the one who could wield a fish best in battle must come to his aid.
so the pear set out in look for the one who would save his nation....
he traveld for an entire year without succes...
until one day he found just such a fish wielding master as could be hoped for...
a small boy who had masterd the fish wielding arts sense very young ages....
a master at wielding the deadly herring....
but he was also a master peach rider, and sense it is calmen knowledge that pears and peachs are the worst of enemies he was no good....
so the pear continued on his journey for et another year until he came upon another fish wileding master...
and this one did not ride a peach but instead walked on flew riding a giant caterpiller....
this boy was also a master of the fish brandishing arts..
but he used the even more deadly bass...
Once more the pyschic anthropormorphic pear called up his samurai dildo minions,
together with the fish bearer, the pears forces where finally able to repel back the panther forces into their holes and back to their underground cities.
then there was peace again after such a horrible war...
and their still is peace to this day in that land...
Rhiom: wow
Freind: and that is why you have your chemistry book in front of you...
on a end note: this tale can be used to describe why anyhting is... it just isnt limited to chemistry books but instead can be apllied to anyhitng... just rember to end with and that is why we have so and so...
so how did you people like my tale?
Origins of The Tale: one day in chemistry I was extremely bored. the teahcer i had that semester seemd to have a way of make even the most interesting things completely unenthralling...So when I had my chemistry book in front of me i had no idea why becuase i had been spacing out, so i decided to ask my freind next to me.
Rhiom: Why do i have this text book in front of me?
freind: do you really want to know?
Rhiom: ya kinda...
Freind: well let me tell you....
And remember the entire tale that you are about to hear was made up entirely on the spot impromptue, with added commentary by myself with the main credit going to my friend.
Once upon a time, in fact, exactly 5 years ago,
in a land not too far but not enterly unlike Japan,
there lived a samurai lord, and this Samurai lord was actually a psychic anthropormorphic pear...
this Psychic anthropormorphic pear lorded over the land using his psychic powers
as well as yusing his giant army of Samurai Dildos, who used there dildo powers to hack and slash all those who would challenge the pear...
and for a time their was peace and the poeple prosperd, growing and thriving,
until one day....
It was a dark and stormy day in the mind of the anthropormorphic pear, but in everyone elses mind it was actually only slightly overcast,
anyway, on that day the Panthers attacked,
They burrowed up from their underground city to challenge the holdings of the anthropormorphic pear.
They attacked the people using their panther like claws, and their panther like stingers,
they swooped down upon the poeple with their panther like wings, and they racked at the people with their panther like talons.... but most of all they used their advanced knowledge of thermodynamics to triumph over the people...
In response the psychic anthropormorphic pear responded by sending his didlo samurai warriors to do battle with the flying mole panthers, and he used his psychic powers to annoy the pnather people with slight irritation...
but it was to no avail, and the panthers crushed the pears armies...
all but taken from the throne, the pear was in deep state of thought, when it occured to him that he needed a champion.
so he used his psychic powers to call out to the people, that the one who could wield a fish best in battle must come to his aid.
so the pear set out in look for the one who would save his nation....
he traveld for an entire year without succes...
until one day he found just such a fish wielding master as could be hoped for...
a small boy who had masterd the fish wielding arts sense very young ages....
a master at wielding the deadly herring....
but he was also a master peach rider, and sense it is calmen knowledge that pears and peachs are the worst of enemies he was no good....
so the pear continued on his journey for et another year until he came upon another fish wileding master...
and this one did not ride a peach but instead walked on flew riding a giant caterpiller....
this boy was also a master of the fish brandishing arts..
but he used the even more deadly bass...
Once more the pyschic anthropormorphic pear called up his samurai dildo minions,
together with the fish bearer, the pears forces where finally able to repel back the panther forces into their holes and back to their underground cities.
then there was peace again after such a horrible war...
and their still is peace to this day in that land...
Rhiom: wow
Freind: and that is why you have your chemistry book in front of you...
on a end note: this tale can be used to describe why anyhting is... it just isnt limited to chemistry books but instead can be apllied to anyhitng... just rember to end with and that is why we have so and so...
so how did you people like my tale?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by ShadowBrood on 2005-03-21 at 23:41:22
Holy shit. I'll never look at the world the same way.
By the way, your friend and my friend would rule the world with weird stories such as this.
By the way, your friend and my friend would rule the world with weird stories such as this.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Volcove99 on 2005-03-21 at 23:41:45
Wow... 
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Rhiom on 2005-03-21 at 23:44:51
this = welcome to my lunchtimes
Report, edit, etc...Posted by ShadowBrood on 2005-03-21 at 23:55:48
This = made it to my sig 
Report, edit, etc...Posted by RexyRex on 2005-03-22 at 00:10:55
Does your friend know that crack kills? 
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Rhiom on 2005-03-22 at 00:13:44
QUOTE(ShadowBrood @ Mar 21 2005, 08:55 PM)
This = made it to my sig
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thank you very much.... also thank you for that mr. camo thread...
QUOTE(RexyRex @ Mar 21 2005, 09:10 PM)
Does your friend know that crack kills?
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the funny part, is that we were entirely drug free in the making of this story...
Report, edit, etc...Posted by EzDay281 on 2005-03-22 at 00:19:34
Whoo! Randomness!
Here's my better story!
[dull-monotone-narrative-tone]
God said "[whatever you're explaining] will happen!"
And thus it happened.
[/dull-monotone-narrative-tone]
Here's my better story!
[dull-monotone-narrative-tone]
God said "[whatever you're explaining] will happen!"
And thus it happened.
[/dull-monotone-narrative-tone]
Report, edit, etc...Posted by pekkel_the_duck on 2005-03-22 at 00:19:49
Wow, I wish my lunchtimes were more like this. Mine involve playing a game called "Barney Carnage", while kicking other people, and stealing of lunches, and stuff I'd rather not mention....*sigh*
Report, edit, etc...Posted by ShadowBrood on 2005-03-22 at 00:28:20
...Right...
Exactly what part of your friend's brain can create such an awesome story?
I need this specific part.
Exactly what part of your friend's brain can create such an awesome story?
I need this specific part.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Rhiom on 2005-03-22 at 01:09:47
actualy i have come up with a very complicated formula which equals my lunchtime EVERY day.
Good run on jokes + random violence (in a good way) + something completely unexpected + humorous anticdotes = My lunchtime EVERY day
this is just one example of the type of things that happen to me everyday... maybe with the extended profile i could make a journal of it.....
also the specific part is on the left side... behind the ear slightly, about 1 and a 1/4 inchs in....give me a pair of plyers...
Good run on jokes + random violence (in a good way) + something completely unexpected + humorous anticdotes = My lunchtime EVERY day
this is just one example of the type of things that happen to me everyday... maybe with the extended profile i could make a journal of it.....
also the specific part is on the left side... behind the ear slightly, about 1 and a 1/4 inchs in....give me a pair of plyers...
Report, edit, etc...Posted by ShadowBrood on 2005-03-22 at 01:16:34
I see this ground breaking story is in both of our sigs..
Alright here ya go.
*ShadowBrood hands Rhiom a pair of pliers.
Alright here ya go.
*ShadowBrood hands Rhiom a pair of pliers.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Rhiom on 2005-03-22 at 01:20:51
*Rhiom walks up to his freind and savagly attempts to rip that part from his brain for shadow.... but is stopped by a wild yet critically placed savage pack of wombats...
Report, edit, etc...Posted by ShadowBrood on 2005-03-22 at 01:25:51
*ShadowBrood attempts to bat away the wombats with a strategicaly placed vug moose, but fails misaerably due to the fact the the wombats are armed with corned beef!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Rhiom on 2005-03-22 at 01:32:15
*Rhiom cries for help as the wombat leader, claims his left leg and also smacks rhiom with a piece of the above mentioned corned beef
Report, edit, etc...Posted by ShadowBrood on 2005-03-22 at 01:37:08
*ShadowBrood laughs at the pitiful attempts of the wombat leader to kill Rhiom with corned beef and chucks an }(OMFGBomb) at the wombat leader who carefully arranged an ornamental gerbil to accompany him to the depts of sausage world.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Rhiom on 2005-03-22 at 01:45:07
*Rhiom steals back his own leg from the wonbat leader and rides off upon a grossly underfeed panada bearm whacking the wombats with his severd leg.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by ShadowBrood on 2005-03-22 at 01:49:50
*ShadowBrood sits down and gets a beer while sitting next to BeeR who happens to be drinking a beer which means he's drinking himself so I give him my beer which then he drinks but that means he drank himself twice which hurts my brain...
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Rhiom on 2005-03-22 at 17:46:57
*Rhiom thinks shadow thinks too much
Report, edit, etc...Posted by EzDay281 on 2005-03-22 at 18:00:48
*EzDay2 thinks you should go roleplay in the roleplaying thread...
Report, edit, etc...Posted by notnuclearrabbit on 2005-03-22 at 18:47:07
[center]I used to know a kid like that... Then he grew up. (The kid was me, and the growing up part is a lie)[/center]
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Rhiom on 2005-03-22 at 20:10:16
QUOTE(nuclearrabbit @ Mar 22 2005, 03:47 PM)
[center]I used to know a kid like that... Then he grew up. (The kid was me, and the growing up part is a lie)[/center]
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what a sad story.... especially the growing up part.... has a happy ending though.... where he doesnt grow up...
Report, edit, etc...Posted by RexyRex on 2005-03-22 at 23:41:38
*RexyRex WTF.
Drug free? I don't belive you.
How old is your friend?
Drug free? I don't belive you.
How old is your friend?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Rhiom on 2005-03-23 at 01:23:59
16......believe it or not
Report, edit, etc...Posted by warhammer40000 on 2005-03-25 at 01:31:52
hey rhiom... are u sure ur friend isnt on weed? nice story anyway. Ive seen ones like that, trust me, i know some weird people with some weird stories...
Like one time i was playing TimeSplitters with my cousin and his wacked up neighbor starts making up stories like those...
Like one time i was playing TimeSplitters with my cousin and his wacked up neighbor starts making up stories like those...