Since Yoshi recently received 59073450756 private messages, I will stop.
It started with krazydrunkking in some game. Well, we did that
bunker crash glitch and it crashed the game. Ironicly, krazydrunkking came on and said something like "OMGOMOG DK YOU GOT ME A VIRUS WTFWTF!?!?"(His virus scanner came up because Starcraft crashed and staid he had a virus now). So basically, I "agreed" that I sent him a virus and that's how this whole thing started. I was known as "wtf h4x0r" and started telling krazy some lies. Obviously, everyone who was in the game(Kaboom, Kaboo, and MrrLL) were laughing their asses off. Now, krazy started telling all the people he could and PMed yoshi about it.
Then clokr_ became involved. He pretended he got hacked by me to convince krazy even more. We then plotted to show how I can "hack battle.net" and kick anyone from the channel. So what I did was make up this utterly useless pointless code, and when I sent it, friends of mine like clokr_ would join The Void (/join The Void). I think it was before this or something, when warhammer40000 also believed I was "hacking" as well. Anyway, next they decided to make up "new nicks". Clokr_ was IMing me about using our newest bsing account ThePinkZealot, that us, and a few friends, always share. The password is "abc". Anyone can use it. So now, I went on it and he also thought I hacked it. Clokr_ said it was an 8 character password that contained letters and numbers though, and krazy believed that. Anyway, I decided to go on a different account, "EightNineOne" and follow krazy around. He didn't know it was me, but I'm just telling him that so he knows now.
Well that was heating up, and just today, me and KaboomHahahein went on Battle.net and pretended to be "cybering"(more retardish actually). Boneless was witnessing the fake "bot sex" and posted a topic which can be located here:
http://www.staredit.net/index.php?showtopic=13068 . Well then we went along with it and started acting "pervish".
Anyway, I want to get this out. I'm not a hacker, I'm not a pervert. You guys are SO

ING GULLIBLE!
1) You CAN NOT get a virus from STARCRAFT.
2) Some RETARD SHIT CODE can NOT kick people from channels.
3) STOP PMING YOSHI!
Thank you. I was laughing my ass off the whole time.