Report, edit, etc...Posted by ShadowSnipe4 on 2005-03-30 at 21:24:04
I came up with this story for some extra credit in english and I wanted to know what people thought of it.
Complete Randomness
Once upon a time, there was a peaceful race of undersea beings named the Underseaians. The Underseaians worshiped a magic ‘ask me cucumber’, which just so happens to be very much like the magic eight ball only the text changes.
Now one day an underseaian peasant could not decide whether to eat golden nuggets or spaghetti for diner, so naturally he turned to the wisdom of the magic ask me cucumber. When he arrived at the magic ask me cucumber’s temple he asked it if he should eat the spaghetti or the golden nuggets for diner; then he shook the magic ask me cucumber.
The answer he got was not entirely unexpected for the magic ask me cucumber seldom gave an answer that you could make sense of. The answer that he received was that if he wanted to know what to eat for diner, he would have to climb to the tallest mountain’s peak and sit on a rock that would be found at the top.
Totally unquestioning, the Underseaian started on his journey to the peak of the tallest mountain in the land. On his way he saw many wonders of the world that his people had never even dreamt of. He saw wonders such as grass and methane farms. He whiffed the almighty stench of the limburger cheese and tasted the creatures called ‘caterpillars’.
After many days and nights of travel, the underseaian reached the mountain and began his climb to the summit where he would sit on the rock and await the answer to his question.
Several treacherous days later he reached the summit and found the rock that he was supposed to sit on. HE then trudged through the grape juice flavored snow and sat on the rock, but to his surprise it was a very comfortable rock with reclining action and six massaging pads, not to mention the heated sides. So there he waited for the answer to his question.
Meanwhile on the moon, the mutant squirrel people were looking at Earth through their very weak telescope made of a toilet roll cardboard tube and a piece of Tupperware. What they saw did not please them, they saw a strange sea creature on the top of a mountain sitting on a very uncomfortable looking rock. This sight made them very angry for it is a well known fact that the squirrels were the inventors of rocks and that nobody ever paid them for their invention. So they set off on their tomato powered banana in order to collect royalties for their ancestor’s invention.
Mere moments later the mutant squirrel people arrived on earth and rode a ham sandwich down to the underseaian on the rock. When they arrived, they questioned him as to why he was sitting on this rock without paying. But he merely said that his ruler the magic ask me cucumber told him to if he ever wanted to find out what to eat for diner. So the mutant squirrel people set out for the undersea Ian’s undersea kingdom in their tomato powered banana; after getting directions from a rotten log of course.
Later that day, they arrived at the underseaian kingdom of Barabing where they demanded to be taken to see the magic ask me cucumber. The underseaians, wanting no part of these mutant squirrel people quickly showed them where the magic ask me cucumber was.
The mutant squirrel leader walked up to the magic ask me cucumber and asked it why the underseaian peasant was sitting on their rock and the magic ask me cucumber simply replied (in text) that if they wished to see their rock liberated from the underseaian butt, they would have to seek help from the people of soupia. So once again, the mutant squirrel people set off again in their tomato powered banana to find the answer to their problems.
When the mutant squirrel people arrived at the town of soupia, they were welcomed by a barrage of minestrone missiles. Luckily though, the mutant squirrel people were hungry, so they ate the missiles and landed their tomato powered banana in the town square. They then asked the people of soupia how to get the underseaian off their rock; but the soupian people, wanting nothing to do with these strange squirrels, told them that if they wanted that rock, then they would have to go to the neighboring town of spaghetti of which the soupian’s despised. Again the mutant squirrels set off to liberate their rock by going somewhere else.
Finally they reached the town of spagettia, but this time, instead of minestrone missiles, the spaghettian people threw golden nuggets and spaghetti at them. Being full this time the squirrels just had to watch as the food pelted their ship but only slightly bruised its banana armor.
Defeated, the spagettians agreed to talk to the mutant squirrels from the moon, but when the squirrels asked the spaghettia people how to get the underseaian off their rock the spaghettia people had no idea what these squirrels were talking about, but they took the safe way out and lied by saying that in order to get the underseaian off their rock, the mutant squirrel people would have to return to the moon.
Quite annoyed by all this traveling, the mutant squirrel people set off to go back home, but on the way they flew over the underseaian on the rock on the tallest mountain to see if he had left yet, and of course he hadn’t. determined to get this creature off their rock, the mutant squirrel people flew back to the moon in record time, not including refueling time.
When they got back to the moon, they looked through their weak telescope and to their joy the underseaian was gone.
THE END
Now if you wish to know what happened to the Underseaian you must first understand that when he was sitting on the rock, a giant banana flew overhead on its way to the moon. Moments later golden nuggets and spaghetti landed all around him. At last, his question of what to eat for diner was answered and he set off down the mountain with his food to return to his home in Barabing.
Complete Randomness
Once upon a time, there was a peaceful race of undersea beings named the Underseaians. The Underseaians worshiped a magic ‘ask me cucumber’, which just so happens to be very much like the magic eight ball only the text changes.
Now one day an underseaian peasant could not decide whether to eat golden nuggets or spaghetti for diner, so naturally he turned to the wisdom of the magic ask me cucumber. When he arrived at the magic ask me cucumber’s temple he asked it if he should eat the spaghetti or the golden nuggets for diner; then he shook the magic ask me cucumber.
The answer he got was not entirely unexpected for the magic ask me cucumber seldom gave an answer that you could make sense of. The answer that he received was that if he wanted to know what to eat for diner, he would have to climb to the tallest mountain’s peak and sit on a rock that would be found at the top.
Totally unquestioning, the Underseaian started on his journey to the peak of the tallest mountain in the land. On his way he saw many wonders of the world that his people had never even dreamt of. He saw wonders such as grass and methane farms. He whiffed the almighty stench of the limburger cheese and tasted the creatures called ‘caterpillars’.
After many days and nights of travel, the underseaian reached the mountain and began his climb to the summit where he would sit on the rock and await the answer to his question.
Several treacherous days later he reached the summit and found the rock that he was supposed to sit on. HE then trudged through the grape juice flavored snow and sat on the rock, but to his surprise it was a very comfortable rock with reclining action and six massaging pads, not to mention the heated sides. So there he waited for the answer to his question.
Meanwhile on the moon, the mutant squirrel people were looking at Earth through their very weak telescope made of a toilet roll cardboard tube and a piece of Tupperware. What they saw did not please them, they saw a strange sea creature on the top of a mountain sitting on a very uncomfortable looking rock. This sight made them very angry for it is a well known fact that the squirrels were the inventors of rocks and that nobody ever paid them for their invention. So they set off on their tomato powered banana in order to collect royalties for their ancestor’s invention.
Mere moments later the mutant squirrel people arrived on earth and rode a ham sandwich down to the underseaian on the rock. When they arrived, they questioned him as to why he was sitting on this rock without paying. But he merely said that his ruler the magic ask me cucumber told him to if he ever wanted to find out what to eat for diner. So the mutant squirrel people set out for the undersea Ian’s undersea kingdom in their tomato powered banana; after getting directions from a rotten log of course.
Later that day, they arrived at the underseaian kingdom of Barabing where they demanded to be taken to see the magic ask me cucumber. The underseaians, wanting no part of these mutant squirrel people quickly showed them where the magic ask me cucumber was.
The mutant squirrel leader walked up to the magic ask me cucumber and asked it why the underseaian peasant was sitting on their rock and the magic ask me cucumber simply replied (in text) that if they wished to see their rock liberated from the underseaian butt, they would have to seek help from the people of soupia. So once again, the mutant squirrel people set off again in their tomato powered banana to find the answer to their problems.
When the mutant squirrel people arrived at the town of soupia, they were welcomed by a barrage of minestrone missiles. Luckily though, the mutant squirrel people were hungry, so they ate the missiles and landed their tomato powered banana in the town square. They then asked the people of soupia how to get the underseaian off their rock; but the soupian people, wanting nothing to do with these strange squirrels, told them that if they wanted that rock, then they would have to go to the neighboring town of spaghetti of which the soupian’s despised. Again the mutant squirrels set off to liberate their rock by going somewhere else.
Finally they reached the town of spagettia, but this time, instead of minestrone missiles, the spaghettian people threw golden nuggets and spaghetti at them. Being full this time the squirrels just had to watch as the food pelted their ship but only slightly bruised its banana armor.
Defeated, the spagettians agreed to talk to the mutant squirrels from the moon, but when the squirrels asked the spaghettia people how to get the underseaian off their rock the spaghettia people had no idea what these squirrels were talking about, but they took the safe way out and lied by saying that in order to get the underseaian off their rock, the mutant squirrel people would have to return to the moon.
Quite annoyed by all this traveling, the mutant squirrel people set off to go back home, but on the way they flew over the underseaian on the rock on the tallest mountain to see if he had left yet, and of course he hadn’t. determined to get this creature off their rock, the mutant squirrel people flew back to the moon in record time, not including refueling time.
When they got back to the moon, they looked through their weak telescope and to their joy the underseaian was gone.
THE END
Now if you wish to know what happened to the Underseaian you must first understand that when he was sitting on the rock, a giant banana flew overhead on its way to the moon. Moments later golden nuggets and spaghetti landed all around him. At last, his question of what to eat for diner was answered and he set off down the mountain with his food to return to his home in Barabing.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by notnuclearrabbit on 2005-03-30 at 22:26:57
[center]Can't compete with The Tale[/center]
Report, edit, etc...Posted by KingOfIkana on 2005-03-30 at 23:39:25
that was random and cool. 