So i'm at a movie theater watching a movie with my trusty WWJD bracelet! then suddenly, this guy's cell phone goes off, and the worst thing is, he answers the damn thing, so I says, "Hey buddy, Mind turning that stuff off?" and he replies, "Hey How bout this, No!", so I says, "Turn it off!" and then he says, "Look, Do I ever bother you on a cell phone call??", and then became silent and I turned to my trusty WWJD bracelet and thought to myself "Hmm... What Would Jesus Do???" so then suddenly, I'm flooded with this answer!! and I did what Jesus Almighty would do... "I set the guy on fire and sent him to hell!!!"
*Fictional Stories*
uh... So you are saying the story was written by you, or are you saying someone ELSE wrote this? And what is the overall point? My intentions is not trying to become authoritative, but Yoshi's and SP's "unknowing warning" patrol has caused me to be more serious.