oh well, sicen you leaving...
3 men were on an airplane. The pilot annonuced that they were out of fuel and were gongi to crash.
The first man kissed his gold coin and threw it out the window.
The second man kissed his silver coin and threw it out the window.
The third man kissed his bomb and threw ti out the window.
So they all got their parachutes and jumped out.
When they landed they walked about a mile to the nearest house.
The saw a boy sitting on the lawn and asked him,
"What's wrong?"
"A piece of gold dropped out from the sky and hit my father's head and killed him," the boy replied.
So they gave him a pat on the head and walked on.
When they reached the second house, they saw a little girl crying.
"What's wrong, littel girl?" they asked.
"A piece or silver dropped out of the sky and hit my fatger's head and killed him, "she said.
So they gave her a pat on her head and walked on.
When they saw the third house, they saw a boy laughing.
"What's so funny, little boy? they asked.
"My grampa farted and the house blew up!"
Oh dang, it sounds funny when i say it, with all those emotions and my funny face.

NOOOOO!!! DAM a few minutes too l8!