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Report, edit, etc...Posted by Chef on 2005-04-05 at 21:34:43
Alright, so before I leave SEN for good I figured I'd go out with a bang. At first I figured I'd just try to break every rule SEN has with 1 post. I thought about that and decided it would suck if some rogue mod found it before anyone could read it. So instead I'm doing this.

Your objective is to make me laugh. If I've heard the joke before or it's just a link to someone else's site you will not win, I praise originality. Obviously I decide if it's funny, tough shit if all your friends thought it was good. And remember! Money is no object, unless of course you plan to spend it (Scott Adams)...

So go on, prove that the members of SEN have a sense of humour, don't let me down =/

Good luck.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Yoshi da Sniper on 2005-04-05 at 21:37:37
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At first I figured I'd just try to break every rule SEN has with 1 post. I thought about that and decided it would suck if some rogue mod found it before anyone could read it.
Be happy you didn't go through with that, because I'd see to it that you'd never be able to access the site again.

If you had ever changed your mind, decided to see what was up here or whatever, want to go download something, even when Starcraft II comes out, it'd be tough s**t because you wouldn't be coming back.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by RexyRex on 2005-04-05 at 21:38:01
You try too hard.
Now THAT made me laugh.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by BLISSARD[VdD] on 2005-04-05 at 21:45:00
Okay I gonna make you laugh
humm let me think of something funny
ah hAH I got it here my story: biggrin.gif
A boy he has 2 cookies, he 's hungry. He pick up one of his cookies, and bite his cookie. He now have only 1 cookie, he pick up his cookie, and eat his cookie. Now he have 0 cookie left. so he cry like a baby crybaby.gif .

The End.

Isnt it funny? no.?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Chef on 2005-04-05 at 21:49:58
Yoshi, the only I'd miss would be a few cool people who reside here. There are a lot of SC sites I go to and this one doesn't rank too high.

Try to hard to do what? Too Andy censored.gif eskque a topic for your taste? Wow, censors pick up a pretty common name.

No, it doesn't tickle me funny bone.

So, any one with a sense of humour want to try?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by PodFedJay on 2005-04-05 at 22:12:40
Can you tell racist joke or is it against the rule of SEN
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Chef on 2005-04-05 at 22:43:32
Alright so, I don't have the patience to wait for any more replies so I'm going to make the irrational assumption that no one on StarEdit.net has a sense of humour. Yoshi wins because he came closest to making me laugh (guess why), not that anyone needs minerals, least of all him but whatever. I'd just like to say that I've been kind, caring, considerate, awesome, cool, thoughtful and ABOVE all else, modest. I'm done, I don't intend to load up this site for a long time. If anyone should desire to contact me you can do so at RockEwok@gmail.com I more than likly won't be checking for PMs.

Whether it be good bye PsychoTemplar, or good riddance jackass I'm gone.

Regards,

PsychoTemplar
Report, edit, etc...Posted by axblader on 2005-04-05 at 22:49:33
oh well, sicen you leaving...

3 men were on an airplane. The pilot annonuced that they were out of fuel and were gongi to crash.
The first man kissed his gold coin and threw it out the window.
The second man kissed his silver coin and threw it out the window.
The third man kissed his bomb and threw ti out the window.

So they all got their parachutes and jumped out.
When they landed they walked about a mile to the nearest house.
The saw a boy sitting on the lawn and asked him,
"What's wrong?"
"A piece of gold dropped out from the sky and hit my father's head and killed him," the boy replied.
So they gave him a pat on the head and walked on.

When they reached the second house, they saw a little girl crying.
"What's wrong, littel girl?" they asked.
"A piece or silver dropped out of the sky and hit my fatger's head and killed him, "she said.
So they gave her a pat on her head and walked on.

When they saw the third house, they saw a boy laughing.
"What's so funny, little boy? they asked.
"My grampa farted and the house blew up!"

Oh dang, it sounds funny when i say it, with all those emotions and my funny face. whistling.gif


NOOOOO!!! DAM a few minutes too l8!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by pekkel_the_duck on 2005-04-05 at 22:58:19
What's making you leave? Then again, nvm. You have ur reasons.

Anyways, since you never got my special official welcome, here it is:

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'ello there mate. Would yeh like some fish n' chips? I'm chinky but am also a Yank. NEways, enjoy yer stay at Hotel Staredit. And if anyone's givin' you a hard time, just heave'em down to my siggy and give'm a good talkin' to, unless they look like a giant dinosaur with a gun, or a keg, or a bolthead, or a moose with one of those caution signs, or a guy who’s high, or a guy who puts limes and kiwis in one basket, or looks like an ankh."


Cya Psycho. Have fun at PGTour. bye2.gif
Report, edit, etc...Posted by axblader on 2005-04-05 at 23:00:06
thats your special welocme? well i do beleive ive seen it somehwere, and it is pretty funny. who's the guy with the ankh?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by pekkel_the_duck on 2005-04-05 at 23:01:15
Um, IP used to have an ankh? Now he's a girl. pinch.gif
Report, edit, etc...Posted by CheeZe on 2005-04-05 at 23:04:41
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1 + infinity = ?


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Gmail.


ROOFLES!!!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Yoshi da Sniper on 2005-04-05 at 23:20:16
QUOTE(PsychoTemplar @ Apr 5 2005, 09:49 PM)
Yoshi, the only I'd miss would be a few cool people who reside here. There are a lot of SC sites I go to and this one doesn't rank too high.
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Thats too bad. Staying here isn't a requirement, so you can go ahead to one of the "better" SC sites and leave us in the "lower ranked" site alone.


QUOTE(PodFedJay @ Apr 5 2005, 10:12 PM)
Can you tell racist joke or is it against the rule of SEN
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It is against the rules.
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