Alright since SP won't let me into his I'm going to start one of my own and the only person not allowed is SP. This story has no limits and can be as funny or as serious as you want it to be. Just like in the first one anything new must be in bold or in a different color you choose which. Add on to this with whatever you feel suits it.
One day a zergling was with his colony when all of a sudden...
#1 -- The goddamn first topic was made for THAT precise purpose
#2 -- You've made yourself a powerful ennemy...
Well this one was just a new thing to talk about instead of staying with the old one all the time now there are two for people to choose from.
Shadow Paladin came and took the ling for adoption.
Then the zergling blew up and from it came monkey juice!
We already got a topic exactly like this. The only reason paladin wanted a new one because he wanted it to be SERIOUS and CONSTRUCTIVE. He didn't want it to be free, more, selective people.