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I do sometimes. And it happens on accident

And people are most afraid of me because mine actually smell.... bad...

Lol.

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No, it has nothing to do with my name (my name has a history ).

This post has been edited by ‰¹‚bêIm: Jan 1 1111, 01:00 AM. jk.

I was in Spanish class and it was quiet and everybody was studying. Then all of a sudden someone unleashed a massive fart. Funniest thing i ever seen.

Yes - Always

I sometimes do, it's rare when I have gas though. If someone looks at me or I get a stare I just say something like:

"Whats the matter!? Never seen someone fart before!? Its a natural bodily function you should have learned about in Biology!!"

Then they all stop.

I just fart, And if people look at me, I Go, You never seen some fart, I bet you do all the time....

I'll just tell you all two things..
A) I have lots of gas
B) I don't have much respect for those around me at school

I farted once during Mock Trials and everyone was like "omfg he farted" and they all pointed at me so I got in trouble for farting

roffle.

I must try that in exams.

I've never farted when I didn't want others to hear it/smell it.

Had a small farting contest at school a few years back though. I won because I can occasionally rip out 5 or more big ones in a row. I really excelled myself and let off 8 in sucession.

Recently I was on the bus going home and I unleashed a silent but deadly. I didn't think anyone would notice, but then like a minute later everyone on the bus was like "Who the hell farted!?" I turned my face to the window and couldn't stop laughing.

haha



i love when kids fart when the classroom is in dead silence!

Never. I'm too damn shy to do that. If it has to come, it'll wait o.O

Wonder what Firekame and Rexy things about this

People in Sweden does think that it is torture to fart people in their faces... wierd, I just think it's fun to fart ppl in their faces, especially close friends because they try to fart back! =P

It usually happens when you stand up and stretch those anal muscles; you just loosen them a bit too much and let the gas escape. All of a sudden, your butt cheeks are vibrating at hypersonic speeds because of the exhalation of gas, and thus a fart is produced. Not often in public here. It's better in a bathtub, because then you can actually see the gas rise.

Yeah ... I don't think you'll find anyone who enjoy's that smell.

No, no but then it will be a little fart war... mature huh? =P

Hmm, my brother once really pissed me off some years back, so I thought of a really nasty revenge.

I remembered that when I was 10 or something, and he was 6, I had farted in the family car, which was parked, on a hot day, with the windows shut. He was actually sick in the back of the car (mind you, he's always sick in vehicles for some reason).

So, I built up some gas and then wrestled him to the ground. I ended up sitting on his chest with my back to his head, and then I let rip a thunderous fart. He was nearly sick - but not quite.

That's probably the cruellest I've ever been.

I think holding in a fart is pretty stupid. I don't get too much gas, but I never hold it in. Rarely make a noise. I'm sitting most of the day, though. Yeah, I have, and generally no one says anything, it's not that big of a deal.

You'd be surprised. Personally, I like the smell of my own breath. Jokes aside, I doubt that's too far from a mild fart.


Oh, comon, I got in trouble in school for burping!
It wasn't even a particularily loud or long one!

When I fart in class, it gets a lot of attention.
When someone else farts in class, everyone assumes, if it's even nearly close to halfway reasonable to say that I might have done it, that it's me.
When it stinks in a classroom, everyone assumes, if it's even nearly close to halfway reasonable to say that I might have done it, that it's me.

rolling their eyes i guess.

But hey, girls fart too lol

well i never heard girls fart that much. but its so funny that i start cracking laughing for strait 30 minutes becuace they try to hold back and once they notice you laughing they would say im sorry that i queefed.

yes i do fart but it takes a lot of power in me to unleash the gas i say.
no smell or anything like that. must be my butt sweat preventing it.

A few days ago a girl that lives in the dorm building im in walked right up to this guy most everyone dislikes and let one rip. It was really loud and we could hear it from like 20 feet away.

It was really funny cause it came from a girl and it was quite the manly fart. And she didn't try to hide it or anything.

[center]HA! That's hilarious!
When I was in 4th grade, we had a sub, and everyone was farting all day... Never saw that sub again.[/center]

I farted like 30 times once(no exageation) in a day.
I think it had something to do with the fact that I ate an entire bag of pitted dried plums(not prunes).

several times I farted SO loud (and stinnky) that you can hear it 50 meters away :S
I want that whatever I ate...