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Just post up your day at school. Not what you learned in science class, but the stuff worth reading. Hopefully we can get a couple laughs in here...

4-12-05 (I know it shows my posting date. Oh well.)
Let's see...Woke up at the usual 5:00 AM (Don't laugh), got all ready for school. Done around 6:45. Go to the bus stop, and talk to my usual bus-buddy Austin. We talked about music, so I pulled out my Mp3 player and we listened to my new favorite song (IP Knows ). We get to school, I find Zack and we just hang out by the Soda Machines in the P.E. hall. Then the bell rings, we have class (P.E. for me). In there I kept making fun of Abbie and how short she was. I ended up with a red face becuase of a soccer ball thrown at me.

After P.E., I go out to the usual spot (It's break right now), which is the smokers corner. No one really smokes out there anymore because teachers check on it. I was sitting down leaning on Zack and stupid Chris comes up and tries to pants me by pulling me off the bench. Zack lifts me up and Chris slaps my (Already bruised from yesterday, goddamn you Chris) ass. Which hurts. A lot. He does this about five times today.

We all to go class. But during passing Zack kissed me and (I found this funny anyways) I pants him in the halls. Turns out he wasn't wearing his belt.

Now it's computer class. Our teacher, Ms. Congdon, LOVES the Barbie Girl song. Zack didn't bring his speakers so I recorded it to the computer quietly then turned it up all the way and played it. I haven't laughed that hard in a long time.

Now it's the next break. Same thing happens except John gets busted for smoking (Again).

Time for History. Nothing happens. Boring normal everyday stuff until the bus ride home (Can't drive the car, long story).

There is a deaf, mentally challenged kid named Tyler who rides the bus. I'm not sure if he's retarded but sometimes you just don't know . We got him to do an impression of "Timmy!!" from South Park. Then he threw his head side to side to make a sound like he was underwater. That was HILARIOUS. He got spit all over Tanner who sat accross from me and Austin (Bus buddy).

I'm really bad at describing how funny the: A) Barbie Girl Song Incident (BGSI), and B) Tyler Bus Incident (TBI).

Today was funny.

Bleh.

My day is like this:

Wake up, sleep.

Er...

If some guy ever slapped a girls ass in our school, he'd get accused of "sexual harrasment" and would be sent to the principles office...

If someone pants someone else in our school, they'd get suspended from school or get some serious punish like saturday detention or osmething...


But neways, pretty intersting...

i dont think ihave a story yet... but soon i will

College stories

12-04-05

I woke up sometime around 8:20am, with the radio tuned to my favorite station; They have a special 2-minutes guy who says funny things around this time. Good wake-up call. Was happy not to be up at 7:00am (which happens only twice a week, thanks to my semi-good schedule).

I don't have any breakfast, as usual, and I'm ready to go at 9:20: Time which the municipal bus passes by. I figured it'd be late, again, but I got screwed this time. Had to run to the next corner (luckily the bus has to go around where I live, and somehow come back on it's track to take another street out of the neighbour. I could catch it.

Next thing I know, I'm in college, taking the weekly "Decibel" (local mini-newspaper). Once again, I didn't laugh at all at the first-page joke. They're trying so hard to make people laugh but the college won't allow for anything funny... So it's subtile jokes that either just aren't funny, or that no one can understand... But oh well.

Philosophy class is next. I go upstairs in the class, and wait... Ever heard of teachers that are so freaking boring that they don't even know they're repeating the same thing 3 times in a row, but formulated in a different manner? Well that's a teacher of that kind. Sam (friend's friend) arrives, stonned (as usual), like 15 minutes late. I think I fell alsleep... Which is why I'll probably fail next class's exam. But w/e.

Dinner time, was supposed to do my litterature work after phil. class. Too bad Sam invited me to play Babyfoot. We met Nicolas (friend I met a while ago) at the table, even if he didn't have any class today. He seriously need to get moving somewhere else... But anyway. I said I'd play 1 game. I ended up playing a couple, and leaving an hour after. Too bad. The best thing happened after: I had to met the girl I was with to do the litterature work I was supposed to be doing right now... I'm not really gonna say what happened next :/

I went on with my dinner and did what I could with the work; next was a litterature class (if you're wondering, the 2 classes are 2 hours apart from each others). 4, long, boring hours. It's really a pain. At least we didn't have to do much, since the teacher's kinda screwed up in the brain and he just asks us to search for everything he's supposed to be teaching us, and we (the 9 teams of 3-4 members) present in front of the class everything we found about (which lasts for about more than 100 minutes in most case).

The class finished a bit earlier, and, knowing my lengendary luck, I missed the bus by a minute or so. Had to call dad instead (since he was getting home earlier anyway). Was at home at 5:45pm.


Annnnd that's about it. Sorry, my days are boring most of the time.

If you're wondering, the babyfoot matches we played ended up 3-1 (for the other team). Shame on me. And screw Nicolas for being that good...

Wake up at 7:30 brush teeth, eat breakfast and all those morning stuff, leave house at around 7:45.

Walk to school for about 15-20 minutes. Bell rings at 8:15.

Go to math class, then science. Lunch. Do geography test, (6 pages of writing in french...) go to the gym play basketball. (All periodes are 1 hour and 20 mintues long including lunch.) Walk home.

Fun day of school is done.

That's why we go to the corner. Teachers only check every now and then, sometimes not even every day. This way we can have fun without supervision.


ADDITION:
Oh, and my days are always this funny.
Life is great.

Damn, that's hot. Anyway, today I felt like taking the day off, so I did. Slept into the godly hour that I won't even tantalize you with by saying and then I woke up, crawled out of bed and onto the chair that is two feet away, turned on the monitor and started playing games. I am getting wicked good at Call of Duty again. There is almost no Karabiner 98k rifleman to match me. Worked a little on the ol' TBfM-E, played some SC, and then sat down and talked haphazardly with my friends as they arrived home, especially the one *holy chorus* Now I'm going to bed so I can get 6 hours of sleep for the Geometry test tomorrow on Right Triangles. First, I'll read a bit out of Episode III, the first ever half-decently written Star Wars book!

Thats nice, you go to corners to get your ass slapped

So you didn't even go to school?
You son of a bitch.

Why stay home when you can go to school and slap some ass

Wow..
I've taken about 4 weeks off now, no I don't plan on dropping out, I have mono -.-
And,
When I return, which will prolly be next week, I have half days, go in at 8-12 then 12-4,
for about two weeks.

Life is pwnage for now.

Only problem is the HW I'm like 9 feet deep in Algebra and Spanish II hw...

School is too long, sleep is too short, homework is too boring, and playtime is too limited.

I don't know why people skip school. I've never intentionally done it without an atleast half-decent reason...
Anyways, I'm lucky...
I'm in somehting called the M.A.P. program(quite a coincidence, 'eh?), there's only like 7 people in it.
I have to get to school at 1:50 PM(I'm not allowed on school grounds before then), go to what's normally the detention room, there the teacher checks roll, then our math teacher comes to get us, then she takes us to our english teacher, then to our math/history(we have two English teachers, and they rotate, along with math/history, daily).
I don't have Fridays.
School ends at 4:25 for me(2.5 hours altogether).
Hehehe...

Not high school but who cares.

Anyways i don't have class on Tuesdays or Thursdays so i sleep in a long time. (much longer than i intended to). I got out of bed at about 1:40 in the evening and took my shower and ate breakfast. When i got back from my shower Kristen, a girl that lives up stairs had messaged me. Shortly after replying she knocks on my door she wanted to know if i wanted to go eat Chinese in about half a hour. I was like sure so i walked up to her room to hang out till we left.

When we left Mallory, Kristen, Ashley, Lindsay, and I left for the Chinese place, We met Anthony and Sara once there. We acted crazy and my fortune cookie said "You are gifted in many ways" But i tore paper getting it out of the cookie without breaking it. So I got "many ways" and "you are gifted in" in that order. So I figured it was my Yoda fortune cookie. Anyways after pretending the cookie was pac man eating the rest of my food we all paid and left.

Anthony and Sara left separately and the rest of us went driving around town. Well I got the backseat between Kristen and Ashley. (the two hotter girls) although none of them are really super hot or anything. I put my arms around both of them and was all acting pimp like, as we drove though rich neighborhoods looking at there houses. We then drove to the slums of town, and before we went back to school we stopped at a park with a cool looking jungle Jim. So We all started playing around a bit on the jungle Jim like we didn’t have an average age of 20. After that we went back to the school and I had them drop me off at the computer lab so I could do some extra work.

After we got back we I hung around bored for a few hours then Jason asked if I wanted to go bowling. We got Patrick since it was his idea and my roommate “Red”. We had to move stuff out of my trunk because Jason is wheelchair bound and we had to put it in the trunk. As we were leaving I saw the love of my life, (I’ll call her “Sweets”) and asked if she wanted to come along too. She said she didn’t have money but she might come in a little bit to hang out with us. So anyways after we were there for a while Sweets showed up with Emily and some guy I don’t know so I was happy. But they only stayed like 10 minutes and left without saying bye and I was like “wtf”. I don’t know but I think Sweets likes that guy because she absolutely hates Emily, and don’t know why she would ask her to come along with her. So we went on as usual and I beat Patrick 4 out of 5 times with a high score of 144.

So afterwards we went back to the dorms and I went to my room to check out SEN and am thus typing this report.

Captain Bolt_Head Over and Out.

ass slapping....eh...sounds kinda GAY

RexyRex is a girl.

Okay, that's what I call a day-off

Usually, people take that time to work, no? Keke.

I left out the second time i went out to eat.

Who needs nourishment? You confuse me Rexy, if you didn't want him to do that, why wouldn't you just not go to the "corner" apparently? And what's with the constant "pants" attempts?

As of right now I am sitting next to Zack.
Lol @ Bolt.
Swap, I eat at the "Nutrition Breaks."

Ultimo, we usually never try and pants each other. It was just the 'thing' that day.

Lol, I'm posting from school.
Next to Zacky.
Hehe.

ADDITION:
I'll post my da at school when it's actually over.
Lol this is so cool.

Make sure you hack the registry to block off SEN when you leave so they can't check your history and return your cache to hack your account.

Guess what, I took another day off. Life is great!

Today was an unusual day at school becasue it was boring.

Out of a total of 6 hours of classes, i slept througth 2 full classes, 2 of those classes were the classes where you just screw around with everything. The other one was interesting beacsue our History teacher was throwing the crap out of the US Goverment as always and in the other class we had some work to do.

Today I have a shot with 2 girls.

The first has been my friend for a long time and for the better of things, she's been getting hotter recently. As always I never have a book for english so I moved my chair next to her and I feel asleep and started dreaming and all. She then feel asleep hugging me which I didn't notice until my friend woke me up.
Then we went to spanish for presentations in the library and we sat in a corner, grabbed a computer and she started showing me pictures of her dancing. (NO links for you)
Then she started joking around calling me "Mi amor" (My Love), I know it was just joking around but I then asked if it could be real and she said only if you play your cards right.

The next girl I met today and I still don't even know her name.

After 3PM when school ended I went to the track to talk with some girls from University which run with me that I haven't seen since like a week. I then said my goodbyes and went home since I can't practice becasue I'm injured. At the last traffic light before the exit to the expressway this girl in a Rav4 started to tease me into a race, as always I accepted by pressing on the gas and going a bit forward.

We then hit the exit for the express and she was right in front of me. Once the both of us hit the expressway we started racing in between the few cars that were there. I hit 80mph and she msut've hit 85mph becasue she beat me. Today I figured out how much to press the gas so I can get the maximun revolutions to get the best out of that shift in the gears.

We then tok the exit towards the avenue to my house still racing but at ~60mph becasue there was more cars. We then hit traffic becasue of a light and stopped next to each other. I opened the window and yelled at her to open her's and she did. She said that I was a good driver and I then asked her where she learned to drive like that and she said she learned by herself and I said same here. I asked her how long has she been driving adn she told me one year and that she is now 17 years old. I asked her if she would go out with me and she told me that she will say yes when we meet again and race, thats if I beat her.

She knows my route to my house and that she passes throw the same route as I do at relatively the same time everyday.

Thats my story for today. Nothing really funny happened today, only good things that happen were girl related.

BTW: Ass grabbing is better than ass slapping. My School owned Rexy's.

Rexy seems to enjoy having her ass slapped

*takes out a paddle*