Report, edit, etc...Posted by www.com.au on 2005-04-16 at 04:57:53
Inspired by Puni and ShadowBrood
This, is the OMGWTF awards 2005, Where YOU compete and win prizes (theyre not Real)
Running Time:
It will Finish on Wednesday the 20th of April at 5:00 pm East Australian time (+10.00GMT) - Use the Time converter if youre to lazy - http://www.timezoneconverter.com/cgi-bin/tzc.tzc
Judges:
After The competition Closes The 2 Judges will choose a winner and 2 runners up, then the winners will be notified with a pm ti the link of the post stating them as a winner.
The Judges Are:
-www.com.au
-ThE_tHiNg
-ShadowBrood
How to Enter:
-Post, in 30 words or less, the most completely stupid and pointless thing you can think of.
Rules:
-You must have Actual Words in there. ie: you cannot write ljsflb lfdhb fgh
-The words must make some sense (more or less) ie: you cannot write: OMG bunker poodle Spiderman wheres the plant -
Prizes:
-1st Place- A Gold Trophy and a complementary T-shirt (I won the OMGWTF games 2005) and 10 minerals (the minerals are real)
-2nd Place- A Cookie and 5 minerals (the minerals are real)
-3rd Place- Some Luxury toast with extra features including: Brown - Slightly Burnt - BUTTERED!! (yes thats right) And a Pea
- LET THE GAMES BEGIN!! -
This, is the OMGWTF awards 2005, Where YOU compete and win prizes (theyre not Real)
Running Time:
It will Finish on Wednesday the 20th of April at 5:00 pm East Australian time (+10.00GMT) - Use the Time converter if youre to lazy - http://www.timezoneconverter.com/cgi-bin/tzc.tzc
Judges:
After The competition Closes The 2 Judges will choose a winner and 2 runners up, then the winners will be notified with a pm ti the link of the post stating them as a winner.
The Judges Are:
-www.com.au
-ThE_tHiNg
-ShadowBrood
How to Enter:
-Post, in 30 words or less, the most completely stupid and pointless thing you can think of.
Rules:
-You must have Actual Words in there. ie: you cannot write ljsflb lfdhb fgh
-The words must make some sense (more or less) ie: you cannot write: OMG bunker poodle Spiderman wheres the plant -
Prizes:
-1st Place- A Gold Trophy and a complementary T-shirt (I won the OMGWTF games 2005) and 10 minerals (the minerals are real)
-2nd Place- A Cookie and 5 minerals (the minerals are real)
-3rd Place- Some Luxury toast with extra features including: Brown - Slightly Burnt - BUTTERED!! (yes thats right) And a Pea
- LET THE GAMES BEGIN!! -
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Voyager7456(MM) on 2005-04-16 at 10:21:07
"When you're thinking, you're using thoughts. Whales think about cheese. Therefore thoughts = whales. Save the whales, think less."
Report, edit, etc...Posted by www.com.au on 2005-04-16 at 13:30:41
Report, edit, etc...Posted by warhammer40000 on 2005-04-16 at 13:41:22
i wish i had a shirt that said "bananas are cute and im gonna take over the world with em!"
Then id make a nuclear bomb and eat a cow.
Then id make a nuclear bomb and eat a cow.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by (U)Bolt_Head on 2005-04-16 at 13:42:14
Hi sitter homestar, whats twelve by pies?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Doodle77(MM) on 2005-04-16 at 13:47:56
give me an ax to chop down my danish tree with, because im going to eat a poodle... a doodle poodle
Report, edit, etc...Posted by pekkel_the_duck on 2005-04-16 at 16:45:41
Oh my, the threshold had been inagurated by many moose. Doh, now my foot itches....
Report, edit, etc...Posted by n2o-SiMpSoNs on 2005-04-16 at 18:52:59
I think i was thinking my thoughts while i thought about thinking my thoughts because thinking your thoughts is a whole lot of thinking, you think?
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Eskimos usually never go outside when their are angry beavers eating coconuts because of the russian kangaroos that like to fly around the world with Elvis Presly.
im using the second one
hope that wasnt a mistake!! 
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~OR~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Eskimos usually never go outside when their are angry beavers eating coconuts because of the russian kangaroos that like to fly around the world with Elvis Presly.
im using the second one
hope that wasnt a mistake!! Report, edit, etc...Posted by Staredit.Net Essence on 2005-04-16 at 18:59:13
"Chips Contest: Nothing to buy, details in the bag"
Report, edit, etc...Posted by ShadowBrood on 2005-04-16 at 19:19:25
Well I just volunteered to judge (I came up with the OMGWTF Award last night for Puni).
This isn't really words but the HUGE ASS FAN on this videocard made me say OMGWTF too..
It's like it's a fan you slide into an AGP/PCI Express slot
This isn't really words but the HUGE ASS FAN on this videocard made me say OMGWTF too..
It's like it's a fan you slide into an AGP/PCI Express slot
Report, edit, etc...Posted by warhammer40000 on 2005-04-16 at 19:29:23
"OMGWTF?"
Report, edit, etc...Posted by chuiu on 2005-04-16 at 19:32:22
I know amazing things when putrid yellow stuffed ants around cucumber mountains with shovels does a fleshy jig on reggea miso. Give me Crabs! 42!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by www.com.au on 2005-04-16 at 22:39:42
thx all.. 
its still going.. the maximum limit is going to be set to 30-
Good work!! keep it up.. closes in 3 days
get your post in quick
its still going.. the maximum limit is going to be set to 30- Good work!! keep it up.. closes in 3 days
get your post in quick Report, edit, etc...Posted by warhammer40000 on 2005-04-16 at 22:41:21
Can i do another one, or is it just one?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by www.com.au on 2005-04-16 at 22:47:10
i think you can make 1 that replaces your old one, just write -Replacement: at the start of it.. but no to keep it fair well keep it to one 
Report, edit, etc...Posted by NeoNightmareX on 2005-04-16 at 23:41:36
welcome to homestarrunner.net.....its dot com!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by RexyRex on 2005-04-17 at 00:00:22
I can do something I do in real life:
Me: "God why do I keep dropping things..."
Me: "Becuase your a retard."
Me: "Shutup."
Me: "No you."
Me: "No, YOU."
I've done this.
Several times.
Me: "God why do I keep dropping things..."
Me: "Becuase your a retard."
Me: "Shutup."
Me: "No you."
Me: "No, YOU."
I've done this.
Several times.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Jordan on 2005-04-17 at 00:01:16
im to sexy! sexy 2 eatz! going there one day! sexy town! yep! alot of chicks! yep baby birds everywhere! i love dem chicks!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Rantent on 2005-04-17 at 00:17:41
"WE buy GAS! We in return Trade Woman! Strong woman! Brave! And good Cook!"
- An actual event where a friend of mine tried to sell his girfriend to pay for gas when he had no money.
- An actual event where a friend of mine tried to sell his girfriend to pay for gas when he had no money.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by BeeR_KeG on 2005-04-17 at 13:22:07
Buttered Toast.
This thread is promoting spam and it's just a spam competition but I'll let this one pass.
This thread is promoting spam and it's just a spam competition but I'll let this one pass.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by AqoTrooper on 2005-04-17 at 14:50:50
"Gays are cute, that's why they wear dresses. Enjoy."
Report, edit, etc...Posted by MapUnprotector on 2005-04-17 at 16:12:38
Eggs! Get your eggs here! Fresh and white eggs are here! Wiggle jiggle, yellow middle, thats the best of what you are! I love you egg!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by chuiu on 2005-04-17 at 16:24:06
QUOTE(www.com.au @ Apr 16 2005, 09:39 PM)
thx all.. its still going.. the maximum limit is going to be set to 30-
Good work!! keep it up.. closes in 3 days get your post in quick
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its still going.. the maximum limit is going to be set to 30- Good work!! keep it up.. closes in 3 days
get your post in quick [right][snapback]189778[/snapback][/right]
Sun of a- I edited mine from 30 down to 25. GUH!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by MapUnprotector on 2005-04-17 at 16:26:54
QUOTE(chuiu_os @ Apr 17 2005, 04:24 PM)
Sun of a- I edited mine from 30 down to 25. GUH!
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Chu's post wins
rofl.Report, edit, etc...Posted by Staredit.Net Essence on 2005-04-17 at 16:28:52
If you say go i say anytime ready. 