theres some drunk man sleeping in the staircase in my apaprtement building and he dropped a wishky bottle now the whole dman building stinks!!
LMAOROFL go get a stick and go poke him with it. See how he reacts.
*grumble* = good, you can contunie
*you lil mother fu...* = run away
Note that poking him if he has a gun is strickly not recommended =)
Does he live in there or he's just some drunk man or it's a "street" man?
well he dosnt live there thats for sure, ive never seen him before, args im going to have to open up some windows or ill chocke, damn wishy smell. oh well ill go

him

Tie a dollar to a string and lure him outside

LMAO thats what i call bad luck.
Well cant you talk to the building owner and tell him to kick the drunk guy to the street? Or maybe you could do it by yourself
Or finnaly if you are desesperate you can insult him and tell him to go away you now like

(Not highly recommended)
He must be gone by then... If he's still there, I suggest you call the morgue... o_O
well luckily hes gone.. i chased him away when he was sniffing thinner, damnit that smells all over this house now