Report, edit, etc...Posted by PCFredZ on 2005-05-06 at 21:48:47
REPORT FROM THE HAZ0RS CENTRAL-
There appears to be a growing trend of spontaneously appearing cases of rookie (known as "newb") mapmakers being infected with the disease Lazy Arrogant Insisting Demanding Services, aka LAIDS, reported throughout SEN. This disease is caused by the virus lazyassus complainus. The symptoms include Posting Questions Answered 2 Minutes Ago, Not Bothering to Read the Tutorial Database, and Phrasing Questions in Apparently Meaningless Jumbles of Random Punctuations and Inapproriate Conjunctions. Its way of transmission is not yet known, though studies have shown that it is not contagious. However, it appears to be quite common among the newb population. Known cures include Reading the Tutorials, Browsing Existing Topics, and simply Try It Out Yourself. While there appears to be no way of preventing the virus from infecting yourself, Patience and Perseverance seems to do the trick quite nicely. For people 30 years of age and older, additional consultation with your psychiatrist may be needed.
There appears to be a growing trend of spontaneously appearing cases of rookie (known as "newb") mapmakers being infected with the disease Lazy Arrogant Insisting Demanding Services, aka LAIDS, reported throughout SEN. This disease is caused by the virus lazyassus complainus. The symptoms include Posting Questions Answered 2 Minutes Ago, Not Bothering to Read the Tutorial Database, and Phrasing Questions in Apparently Meaningless Jumbles of Random Punctuations and Inapproriate Conjunctions. Its way of transmission is not yet known, though studies have shown that it is not contagious. However, it appears to be quite common among the newb population. Known cures include Reading the Tutorials, Browsing Existing Topics, and simply Try It Out Yourself. While there appears to be no way of preventing the virus from infecting yourself, Patience and Perseverance seems to do the trick quite nicely. For people 30 years of age and older, additional consultation with your psychiatrist may be needed.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by O)FaRTy1billion on 2005-05-06 at 21:52:25
Lol. wtf?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by notnuclearrabbit on 2005-05-06 at 22:31:58
[center]Nice.[/center]
Report, edit, etc...Posted by .matrix//Merovingian on 2005-05-06 at 22:34:36
That was weird and slightly informative.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by O)FaRTy1billion on 2005-05-06 at 22:35:17
Its taking N00bs n00bular n00bism and transorming into a n00bed virus.
Also Noobular and anything to do with it is my word!! I invented it! same with noobuLARD!
Also Noobular and anything to do with it is my word!! I invented it! same with noobuLARD!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kow on 2005-05-06 at 23:05:44
Rofflez! LAIDS!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by pekkel_the_duck on 2005-05-07 at 00:29:56
That was weird.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by .matrix//Merovingian on 2005-05-07 at 00:31:51
Tell us something we don't already know.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by EzDay281 on 2005-05-07 at 03:43:31
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However, it appears to be quite common among the n00b population.
Correction: "newb population".
'Newb' and 'Noob'/'N00b' are different things. A "Noob" is what you were describing. A "Newb" is someone that is new at something. "Noobs" are sometimes not even new...
Report, edit, etc...Posted by PCFredZ on 2005-05-07 at 11:10:21
Lol, thanks, I didn't even think about it that deeply.
Edited.
Edited.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by KaboomHahahein on 2005-05-07 at 11:12:23
Thank god is it not known to be contagious.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Lisk on 2005-05-07 at 11:16:28
You'd be suprised
Report, edit, etc...Posted by chuiu on 2005-05-07 at 15:36:17
I'm glad this was posted in the garbage forum. But I still totally agree with it.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by warhammer40000 on 2005-05-07 at 15:39:52
Old news.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by RexyRex on 2005-05-07 at 21:51:59
This would be shocking if it wasn't CNN this morning. 
Report, edit, etc...Posted by LegacyWeapon on 2005-05-07 at 22:16:14
Wow...
Report, edit, etc...Posted by n2o-SiMpSoNs on 2005-05-07 at 22:18:18
QUOTE(PCFredZ @ May 6 2005, 09:48 PM)
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Really well put
I hope i never catch this sikening disease
Report, edit, etc...Posted by axblader on 2005-05-07 at 22:22:48
Hm... i used to have a case of it, but then, it was cured! Though another way to cure is called "experience".
Nice though, it's good enuf for CNN lol.
Nice though, it's good enuf for CNN lol.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by O)FaRTy1billion on 2005-05-07 at 22:37:57
I had this when I first got SC, then I relized that I could look at other people's triggers and see what my problems were. I was cured.
I never had it (least not too bad) while I was at SEN, so no one really had to worry much.
I never had it (least not too bad) while I was at SEN, so no one really had to worry much.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by The Blood Angel on 2005-05-07 at 23:57:25
Rotflmfao.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by RexyRex on 2005-05-08 at 00:01:47
QUOTE(O)FaRTy1billion @ May 7 2005, 07:37 PM)
Blah blah stuff goes here no one cares...
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Take a look in the mirror.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by O)FaRTy1billion on 2005-05-08 at 12:57:54
what do you mean?
Looking at other peoples triggers mean I didn't have to annoy the world saying "How do you get it to display some text?"
Looking at other peoples triggers mean I didn't have to annoy the world saying "How do you get it to display some text?"
Report, edit, etc...Posted by PCFredZ on 2005-05-08 at 14:24:27
Report, edit, etc...Posted by KaboomHahahein on 2005-05-08 at 14:26:12
Cure him! Quickly!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by n2o-SiMpSoNs on 2005-05-08 at 14:34:36
weres the anti virus??!! OMG DONT TELL ME WERE ALL OUT OF THE ANTI VIRUS AHHHH