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Report, edit, etc...Posted by Aster on 2004-03-12 at 07:54:07
Here's a funny quiz to see how evil you are that i got on www.evil-guide.tripod.com

EVIL QUIZ

If you think you've got what it takes to be a supervillain, then please take the following placement quiz. This is to test your evil potential, and determine whether you possess the necessary attributes to make it in today's evil world.

QUESTION #1: How do you start your morning routine?

A) Wake up at 6:00 A.M. and sing merrily in the shower!
B) A five mile jog and rigorous set of exercises.
C) Hit the snooze alarm for the tenth time in as many minutes.
D) Have a cup of coffee, read the daily newspaper and then plot the downfall of western civilization.


QUESTION #2: Which of the following job skills do you possess?

A) Excellent management potential.
B) Ability to focus on the task at hand.
C) Looking busy whenever the boss walks by.
D) How to explain your master plan in under sixty seconds.


QUESTION #3: What did you want to be when you grew up?

A) A policeman
B) A doctor
C) A ballerina
D) Supreme dark overlord of all mankind. Either that or a lawyer.


QUESTION #4: Do you have any pets?

A) A big lovable dog.
B) A bird of some sort.
C) An iguana.
D) A white furry cat that you stroke constantly.


QUESTION #5: How do you normally spend your weekends?

A) Sports activities in the great outdoors.
B) Watching television.
C) Hanging out with friends.
D) Constructing doomsday devices in your basement.


QUESTION #6: What are your religious beliefs?

A) Monotheistic: Christian, Jewish, Muslim
B) Pantheistic: Buddhist, Hindu, Pagan
C) Atheist or Agnostic
D) I am actually an ancient Babylonian God awoken from a terrible sleep and destined to destroy all mankind.


QUESTION #7: What torments you in your greatest nightmares?

A) A fiery building from which you cannot escape.
B) Monsters that tear you limb from limb.
C) Your ex-wife demanding alimony payments.
D) Unicorns, rainbows, and puppy dogs with big eyes.


QUESTION #8: What would you say is the greatest threat to society today?

A) Crime, drugs, and gangs.
B) Corporations run amok.
C) Nuclear war.
D) "Me."


QUESTION #9: What is your normal reaction whenever confronted by a holy symbol, garlic, silver weapon or holy water?

A) Feel the divine light surround your spiritual aura.
B) Bewildered confusion.
C) Chuckle at their superstitious beliefs.
D) Run away while screaming: "It burns! It burns!"


QUESTION #10: It's the end of the world. An atomic blast has just leveled the cities and destroyed the human race. Mutants now walk the streets and the seas have boiled away to nothing. You've just seen your best friend torn to pieces, and civilization as you know it is over. Do you...

A) Vow to someday rebuild society.
B) Double over in grief and wait for a painful death.
C) Try to remember the plot to "The Road Warrior."
D) Congratulate yourself on a job well done.


ANSWERS

Tally up your answers, and find out which letter you answered the most.

Mostly A's, B's or C's - You unfortunately do not possess the necessary qualities to be an evil supervillain. Please continue with your studies and apply again next year. Mostly D's - Excellent.


(Mine: D, C, D, D, D, D, D, D, D, C. I passed with flying colors :uber:)
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Rayne on 2004-03-12 at 08:19:54
Interesting... i must be a evil sob... i got D tongue.gif :uber:
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Staredit.Net Essence on 2004-03-12 at 08:40:00
Could AT LEAST be scientific... It's either SUPERvillain or SUPERholy...
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Rayne on 2004-03-12 at 09:54:09
Indeed... maybe we should have Tazzy write a Evil Quiz to see how evil or how good we are fear.gif
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Deathknight on 2004-03-12 at 11:46:57
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C) Hit the snooze alarm for the tenth time in as many minutes.

2
B) Ability to focus on the task at hand.

3
D) Supreme dark overlord of all mankind. Either that or a lawyer.
(just the supreme overlord of all mankind)

4
D) A white furry cat that you stroke constantly.
(it isn't white)

5
D) Constructing doomsday devices in your basement.
(close enough to my computer)

6
D) I am actually an ancient Babylonian God awoken from a terrible sleep and destined to destroy all mankind.
(actually I don't believe in friggen gods)

7
D) Unicorns, rainbows, and puppy dogs with big eyes.
(Actually I don't dream)

8
D) Me.

9
C) Chuckle at their superstitious beliefs.

10
A) Vow to someday rebuild society.

C B D D D D D D C A 6/10
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kame on 2004-03-12 at 18:37:00
1. D)-Have a cup of coffee, read the daily newspaper and then plot the downfall of western civilization. (maybe not read the newspaper, but at least watch the news)

2. C) Looking busy whenever the boss walks by.

3. D) Supreme dark overlord of all mankind. Either that or a lawyer. (why do they have to group those two together? and mankind, not so much, supreme dark overlord over the entertainment business would give me all the power I need...)

4. A) A big lovable dog.


5. D) Constructing doomsday devices in your basement. (want to see the blue prints? maybe I'll scan them on:D )

6. A) Monotheistic: Christian, Jewish, Muslim

7. D) Unicorns, rainbows, and puppy dogs with big eyes. (once the puppy dog attacked me...)

8. C) Nuclear war.

9. C) Chuckle at their superstitious beliefs.

10. C) Try to remember the plot to "The Road Warrior."


A's-- 2
B's-- 0
C's-- 4
D's-- 4

so, what does that make me?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Helios on 2004-03-12 at 21:28:51
1. C
2. D
3. D
4. C
5. D
6. D
7. D
8. D
9. C
10. D

I guess I pass biggrin.gif
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Aster on 2004-03-13 at 09:35:44
So join my Evil clan...
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Deathknight on 2004-03-13 at 12:17:13
Naw the poking clan doesn't look too evil... but it really is. tongue.gif
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kame on 2004-03-13 at 21:47:46
how sad sad.gif fk is not evil, and not good...how sad. what am I?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Aster on 2004-03-17 at 15:53:01
You're a lost soul, condemned to walk the earth forever in search of satisfaction and kiwis.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kame on 2004-03-17 at 20:27:07
yay! kiwis! ^_^
oh, and here's another quiz thingy I found...

It's best on Dante's "Inferno." It decides what level of h### you belong in. It's very cool.
http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv

And this one determines what mythological creature you are. I'm a vampire; thus the avatar...
http://quizilla.com/users/donarepa/quizzes...m%20Are%20You?/
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Staredit.Net Essence on 2004-03-17 at 21:12:55
sadly, I got mostly a,b, and cs.... and only 2 ds....
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Aster on 2004-03-18 at 14:10:57
Hey FK thats cool, I got demon hehehe go to my rpg profile to see!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kame on 2004-03-18 at 19:35:48
cool! Those pictures are really good, aren't they? you should look at the other choices, they are beautiful. And look at the bigger version of the vampire one
Report, edit, etc...Posted by en_taro_shrimpy on 2004-03-19 at 08:52:15
Those pics are great!!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by BritneySpearsHater:( on 2004-03-20 at 13:22:21
I got 2 C's! 4 D's!(yay)A=1! B=3!!
IM EVIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Can i join yur clan Astor?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by dashrike on 2004-03-20 at 13:27:42
QUOTE(BritneySpearsHater:( @ Mar 20 2004, 01:22 PM)
IM EVIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Can i join yur clan Astor?

I pity you.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Aster on 2004-03-20 at 14:42:15
HHeh, I pity me.
I guess u can join...
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Staredit.Net Essence on 2004-03-20 at 15:34:37
im evil angry.gif

1. d
2. c
3. d
4. c
5. d
6. d
7. d
8. d
9. d
10. d


ranting.gif mad.gif
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kame on 2004-03-20 at 17:35:33
I wouldn't pity aster...
I'd pity my next victim
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Aster on 2004-03-22 at 07:47:51
Why wouldn't you pity me??? sad.gif
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Demantrix on 2004-03-23 at 15:11:47
Aster, u dont deserve pity. u r 2 nice and sweet, you sick sob. i hate you with every underlying level of hate in my cold dead heart.

hehehhehehe!:ranting: ranting.gif
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Aster on 2004-03-23 at 15:13:01
Hellos Demantrix. Die please.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Demantrix on 2004-03-24 at 15:10:56
what if i dont wanna! tongue.gif
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