Report, edit, etc...Posted by Revelade on 2004-03-14 at 03:10:11
I was squeezin the toothpaste... i was successful, and put the toothbrush in my left hand and with my other I was screwing the cap on the toothpaste and... the toothpaste falls off! So I do it again... even slower... then it falls off AGAIN and AGAIN! And I'm out of toothpaste! So I go grab another one... and my friend sees me naked because I was going to brush my teeth as I shower, it saves time. So I get this one and I squeeze the ENTIRE paste out of it because I was so mad... I just smeared it all over the toothbrush... it was like the toothbrush was entirely covered with the paste... even the handle... what an odd day eh?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Deathknight on 2004-03-14 at 10:40:15
Cool. w00t 
:uber: 
:uber: Report, edit, etc...Posted by flaming_X on 2004-03-15 at 17:51:22
You know, maybe you should wet the brush before you put the cap on...That way when the toothpaste trys to fall off, it is stuck/smashed! Also, I would not want to be your friend....
Last, Why would you want to save time brushing in the shower. The thought of it makes me hurl.
Last, Why would you want to save time brushing in the shower. The thought of it makes me hurl.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kame on 2004-03-15 at 18:18:11
and now, for another morning idiotcy story,
once upon a time, there was a girl named firekame who decided it was too much effort to turn on the kitchen light as she was cutting a bagel. Moments later, she looked down at her bagel and noticed a strange red substance on it. Staring at her thumb, she realized she had cut her thumb open.
So she went to grab the bactine to spray the cut. She picked it up with the injured hand and looked for the cut on the other hand. Not finding it, she put the bactine down to find the red substance on it again.
yeah, I'm definatly not a morning person.
once upon a time, there was a girl named firekame who decided it was too much effort to turn on the kitchen light as she was cutting a bagel. Moments later, she looked down at her bagel and noticed a strange red substance on it. Staring at her thumb, she realized she had cut her thumb open.
So she went to grab the bactine to spray the cut. She picked it up with the injured hand and looked for the cut on the other hand. Not finding it, she put the bactine down to find the red substance on it again.
yeah, I'm definatly not a morning person.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by flaming_X on 2004-03-15 at 18:19:49
LOL, THAT IS JUST FUNNY!!! HOW DID YOU NOT NOTICE THAT??? I MEAN, GOD, YOU CUT YOURSELF AND DIDN'T EVEN FEEL IT???
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kame on 2004-03-15 at 18:20:42
I have a pain tolerance...
...but I bet you don't
...but I bet you don't
Report, edit, etc...Posted by flaming_X on 2004-03-15 at 18:22:41
I don't feel pain, but I would feel the knife,....
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kame on 2004-03-15 at 18:30:26
yes well, you see, my dad keeps his knives very sharp so you don't really feel them...
...have I ever told you why he keeps his knives sharp, flaming_x?
...have I ever told you why he keeps his knives sharp, flaming_x?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by flaming_X on 2004-03-15 at 18:33:02
Wow, are you a bad reader, because you just told me twice, I mean, god, you just have to look up! Don't put things like that down, it is just a waste of my reading time. By the way, that sucks that your dad keeps the knives so sharp, but when you were bleeding, you still didn't get the idea that pain in your finger means it is beeing cut? God!
...By the way, did I tell you that sucks that your dad keeps the knives so sharp
...By the way, did I tell you that sucks that your dad keeps the knives so sharp
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kame on 2004-03-15 at 18:40:58
he keeps them sharp becaues he sharpens them everytime my guy friends come over hehe
Report, edit, etc...Posted by flaming_X on 2004-03-15 at 18:44:59
WOW, I'm never coming over agian! I might loose that "Finger"... You all know what I mean...I am scared... 
This me at your house..
This me at your house.. Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kame on 2004-03-15 at 18:53:07
flaming x! that was very inappropriate...eh, whatever. I don't think you have anything to worry about, he usually only brings out the knives on my sister's beaus....cause she has so many of them, and a few deserve to be scared off.Report, edit, etc...Posted by Yoshi da Sniper on 2004-03-15 at 19:52:47
We encourage useless posts here, but not flaming 
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kame on 2004-03-15 at 20:08:15
sorry, yoshi 
Report, edit, etc...Posted by flaming_X on 2004-03-15 at 20:30:03
Wow, that is sad Yoshi, actually banning someone who is SOO anoying off ever forum...What a sad guy he/she must be! Who is it again? By the way, what is up with the flood control in the garbage forum? I mean, it doesn't count toward anything, and you have a nice little hint not to spam. What is the point of it?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Yoshi da Sniper on 2004-03-15 at 20:50:31
It was a joke. Your name is flaming x. Get it?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kame on 2004-03-15 at 20:55:02
lol that was almost funny...if it wasn't just a little too pun-y. crud...I have language arts due tomarrow. I should go do that...
Report, edit, etc...Posted by flaming_X on 2004-03-15 at 20:58:27
LOL, I don't have language arts due until the last day I am in school! However, the Scarlet Letter is a BORING and STUPID book! We should burn them all! (I can't get in a word without falling asleep infront of it! Maybe if we use them to fall asleep!) 
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Deathknight on 2004-03-15 at 21:04:22
The knives are sharp...
just waiting for another victim... COUGHflamingxCOUGH
Talk about the knives....
just waiting for another victim... COUGHflamingxCOUGH
Talk about the knives....