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Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kame on 2005-05-30 at 00:29:55
I just thought I should tell everyone that the cookie monster is my hero. Think of all the good he has done for the world all while being seemingly blue! Who's with me?

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Report, edit, etc...Posted by Wilhelm on 2005-05-30 at 00:34:09
I love the cookie monster. he was awesome until political correctness came in. Now the cookie monster says 'cookis are a sometimes treat". I mean, wtf?! HE'S THE GOD DAMN COOKIE MONSTER. God. I hate politicians, I hate political correctness, I HATE AMERICA FOR DESTROYING THE HEROES AND ICONS OF AMERICAN CULTURE WITH YOUR WISHY WASHY SAVE THE WORLD HIPPIE NONSENSE!!!!!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by warhammer40000 on 2005-05-30 at 00:35:48
yea really, he should be killing himself with masses of cookies.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kame on 2005-05-30 at 00:39:34
hey! watch it! Wub the cookie monster cry.gif
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Yoshi da Sniper on 2005-05-30 at 00:47:10
UH OH. DISCUSSION ON THE COOKIE MONSTER IS STRICTLY FORBIDDEN!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kame on 2005-05-30 at 00:50:01
OMFG IM SO SORRY DON'T RAISE MY WARN LEVEL PLEASE I'M ON THE EDGE AS IT IS!!

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Report, edit, etc...Posted by pekkel_the_duck on 2005-05-30 at 01:02:12
I remember in 3rd grade that I invented a game called the Cookie Monster( actually, it was just tag with a twist, but meh..). What you do was pick one to be the cookie monster and he had to try and eat everyone else. When you get eaten, you also become a cookie monster and whoever is last gets to be him.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by warhammer40000 on 2005-05-30 at 01:05:28
eat?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mr.Camo on 2005-05-30 at 01:15:25
The Playboy Monster is much better.. >_>
Report, edit, etc...Posted by warhammer40000 on 2005-05-30 at 01:28:53
lol...
Report, edit, etc...Posted by LegacyWeapon on 2005-05-30 at 01:33:24
Wait, there's a Playboy monster?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by chuiu on 2005-05-30 at 01:36:46
THE COOKIE MONSTER NO EAT. HE ONLY CHEW. NO SWALLOW. NO SWALLOW. NO SWALLOW.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Yoshi da Sniper on 2005-05-30 at 07:42:29
He must of died of hunger when I stopped watching him then. Do monsters have rights? We'd better check with PETA or something...
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Ultimo on 2005-05-30 at 09:39:09
PETA my ass.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by BeeR_KeG on 2005-05-30 at 13:24:03
The Cookie Monster should be green like Mike's T-Shirt.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by O)FaRTy1billion on 2005-05-30 at 13:29:07
Cookie monster used to be the best.

They changed him cry.gif He is now the "Cookies are a sometimes thing" monster
Report, edit, etc...Posted by .matrix//Merovingian on 2005-05-30 at 13:54:24
QUOTE(O)FaRTy1billion @ May 30 2005, 10:29 AM)
Cookie monster used to be the best.

They changed him cry.gif He is now the "Cookies are a sometimes thing" monster
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Yeah, he used to pwn. Now they've destroyed everything that he stands for.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Rantent on 2005-05-30 at 14:49:56
So many kids shows today have been destroyed. disgust.gif
Report, edit, etc...Posted by KaboomHahahein on 2005-05-30 at 19:20:29
Because there are a lot more kids that are overweight now than before. This is a fact.

Therefore to end it they have to start teaching kins to excersise and eat healthy foods. So not Cookie Monster cry.gif eats less cookies.

I was reading the newspapers and a person invented a shoe that counted the number of steps you took and it converts it so TV time. 100 steps = 1 minute of TV time.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by warhammer40000 on 2005-05-30 at 19:22:32
heheh, thats funny...
Report, edit, etc...Posted by notnuclearrabbit on 2005-05-30 at 20:03:21
[center]Pfft, Cookie Monster's anarexic, he never swallows the cookie, he just chews it up, and gets crumbs everywhere... Maybe we should have an intervention?[/center]
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Ultimo on 2005-05-30 at 20:06:34
We could attach a laser gun to his head.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mr.Camo on 2005-05-30 at 21:43:15
QUOTE(nuclearrabbit @ May 30 2005, 04:03 PM)
[center]Pfft, Cookie Monster's anarexic, he never swallows the cookie, he just chews it up, and gets crumbs everywhere... Maybe we should have an intervention?[/center]
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LOL yes, intervention.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Ninebreaker on 2005-05-30 at 23:41:01
The cookie monster used to be cool... look at what the years of being a hobo on sesame street have turned him into!!

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Report, edit, etc...Posted by Voyager7456(MM) on 2005-05-30 at 23:53:15
I hear he's being replaced by the Broccoli Monster next season.

RIP Cookie Monster, we love you!
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