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Report, edit, etc...Posted by Staredit.Net Essence on 2005-05-31 at 20:16:20
Ok, so today about at 5:00 PM i see that "IAmYourMother" is being a homosexual on SEN and Starcraft : Broodwar, then about 30 minutes later i see Yoshi Da Sniper banning him from Op SEN on Starcraft. So i was almost done telling everybody in Clan Oo that my testicles smell like a pile of dead cats and i can't get enough of it when i got a fabulous idea. I decided to invited IAmYourMother to a 2 vs 1 Comp Stomp telling him that i need to get more stars on my tag, he fell for it. We started playing and i decided to go wraiths since he was going Carriers, the game went on and i got about 90 Wraiths with 2/2 upgrades and Cloaking Ability. He said "Ok lets do this" so i gathered up my wraiths and met him in the middle, i was sure to unallie him quick and killed about 2 out of his 6 carriers when he unallied me, i was very suprised to how fast he unallied me, anyway, i killed some of his carriers when i saw his archons aproaching, also, keep in mind that due to my noobishness i forgot to cloak my wraiths... Anyway, his archon came and NuX0oReD my wraiths. I won the battle but the war was not over, i had about 6 wraiths left, (Still i didn't relize that they're at full energy, have the Cloaking ability and 50 Extra energy researched and he didn't have any observers.) I massed his base and was suprised to see 6 archons, my wraiths got owned really quick, he massed me with corsairs and archons after that and i was quickly owned. I got really pissed off and i didnt know what to do so i went back to Clan Oo and kept bragging about the smell of my testicles and made an excuse that i lost the game because i couldn't get enough of the pile of dead cats smell, after i was done bragging and pissed a few people off i decided to rematch IAmYourMother on 1 vs 1 LT. I remade the game and made him join, i quickly built 3 zealots and did a Zealot + Probe rush on his terran base, once again i got exterminated by his superiority in melee. I didn't save the replays because if i showed them to you my career would be ruined. If you want to see the replays talk to "IAmYourMother" I'm sure he saved them. ^This is a true story.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by warhammer40000 on 2005-05-31 at 20:19:32
...sounds embarresing.

Anyways, he knew you were gonna bs.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by n2o-SiMpSoNs on 2005-05-31 at 20:22:38
Wow you suck you lost to i am your mother lmao jk tongue.gif but HOW DID U LOSE TO HIM hahahaha his record is like 5/10 -.-
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Staredit.Net Essence on 2005-05-31 at 20:25:54
Once again, comparing me to wesmic in melee is like Sri Lanka declaring war on the United States.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by n2o-SiMpSoNs on 2005-05-31 at 20:30:17
thats mean O_O
Report, edit, etc...Posted by MapUnprotector on 2005-05-31 at 20:31:06
Dude you are sad, IamYourMother showed me all three reps with PP on and you clearly HACKED that game as well rofl all three times. Lol the third game was funny as hell, nice attempt at a cheese strat rofl rofl. Priceless.

I'll be kind and upload all the reps ^.^

Watch it with PenguinPlug on so you can see the text and all its glory ROFL
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Ultimo on 2005-05-31 at 20:31:56
Apparently you think you're cool.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Staredit.Net Essence on 2005-05-31 at 20:38:37
first of all, i dont know how he got 3 replays because i only played him 2 times, second of all, i didnt hack, for some reason it shows up as illegal clicks, this happened before when i played Mr_moo_cow(U) and wesmic has proof of this, i DO NOT MAPHACK, the only programs i use is anti-crash and anti-lag box thing because a lot of people try to crach you or drop you in meelee if they're losing, i DID NOT hack. plus the second time i left because i picked a wrong race.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by MapUnprotector on 2005-05-31 at 20:39:19
Yea sure, watch the replays and stop lying.

Btw I believe the second game was just a quick 1 minute one because you said you forgot to pick race or whatever, rofl and you said you would use BWS which you did not.

Dude what are you talking about, you don't have 3 replays rofl you said it yourself

1: that bs the first time where you made all those wraiths
2: you censored.gif ed up cuz you forgot to "choose race" so you remade
3: the actual 1v1 where you were an idiot and tried to rush him with all your probes and lots rofl.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Staredit.Net Essence on 2005-05-31 at 20:41:57
look dude, i just made a censored.gif out of myself by showing this to about 3,000 people. i think if i was brave enough to post this VERY EMBARASING moment, i would mention hacking if it were true, i DID NOT HACK, i told you its probably because the lag box jumped up and while it was up i clicked on something since i had the anti-crash and the anti-lagbox thing on.

oh ya, i forgot that second time i picked the wrong race, my bad.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Ultimo on 2005-05-31 at 20:46:50
Someone post a replay, so we can laugh at his sucky hacking skills.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Staredit.Net Essence on 2005-05-31 at 20:48:12
Devlin... the replays are already posted... all 3 of em...
Report, edit, etc...Posted by MapUnprotector on 2005-05-31 at 20:48:37
I just posted all THREE, plus it was saved with PenguinPlug so you can see ALL the text in there. Enjoy. smile.gif
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Staredit.Net Essence on 2005-05-31 at 20:55:34
i just watched the replays and i saw me whispering him saying that "i wont hack next game" well i said that because i didnt feel like explaining to him everything about this glitch which would take a long time and i was furious and hungry for a rematch... that i lost anyway... lol and i didnt dl the SCScanner coz i didnt feel like it
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Ultimo on 2005-05-31 at 20:56:40
OMFG! That's aE[Vampire]!?

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Fortune is going to have to see this.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Staredit.Net Essence on 2005-05-31 at 20:59:25
Fortune has self respect, and probably will believe me because Fortune is very good at telling whos lying or not and he knows that I'm not the liar type. By the way, i already gave a link to fortune.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by MapUnprotector on 2005-05-31 at 21:01:36
Oh so that's why you said in the replay you did have BWS on? Now you say you didn't feel like dling it? I'm thinking it's more like you didn't want it to catch your hacks.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Ultimo on 2005-05-31 at 21:01:53
I wonder if Fortune is still suspened. I don't think he'd like to see any misconducting hacking map makers in aE. I'll talk to him on MSN.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Staredit.Net Essence on 2005-05-31 at 21:03:42
Devilesk if you actualy feel like reading up, which you didnt for past 30 minutes, i did give you an excuse for saying that, god, pay attention at least. I already sent a link to Fortune on AIM too, -_-. I am NOT a hacker, its a glitch.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by MapUnprotector on 2005-05-31 at 21:05:59
I did read it and I think you are lying. Yes I'm sure I didn't read your posts if I was referring to them in mine.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Staredit.Net Essence on 2005-05-31 at 21:09:49
Haha, i do not care what you think. All i care about is the facts. Everything is clear now.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Snipe on 2005-05-31 at 21:10:28
Wow, thats an Intense Story. As if you lost twice. Poor guy. To bad you screwed up the first time.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by chuiu on 2005-05-31 at 21:11:59
Stop the hate.

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