You copy my topics! lol
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Sitting in a McDonalds, your cell phone rings,you're sitting onit
Seeing how I never go to mcdonalds. Anyways, next time I'd set it to vibrate so my ass gets a massage.
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Your swim suit snaps off in a PUBLIC pool!
Its not really embarrassing, its just a matter of dignaty. I mean, what are we hiding that others dont know about?
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You're waiting in line in a supamarket n pee ur pants
Nobody will know.
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You finally get a girl and she wears diapers.
Nothing wrong with that. If you get a girl, you like her, and you dont care about her personal issues.
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You're fishing and you got one it slips out of your hands.4 ft
Plenty more fish in the sea. I just wont do the same mistake when I get a bigger one

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Eating at Subway™ and your ex-girlfried in talking to u.(sadly)
So what. If shes a reasonable human being, she'll talk normal and treat you like anyone else. If she decides to be an idiot, then she wasn't right for you in the first place, and no body else will want her either.
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You get a gun when your cat starts scratching the door.(lol?)
What in the hell?
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